Take one potato
Put in on the floor
Jump Jump Jump
'till it's not there anymore!
Scream real loud
Then do it again!
That's how the mashed potato dance begins!
Take four potatoes
Put them on the floor
Jump Jump Jump-
There's a knock on the door!
Big headed boy
Has come over to play!
He'll do the mashed potato dance today!
Squeeze real hard,
Humans love to hug!
Then go to duty
And try to squash him like a bug!
He gives you a muffin
The anger goes away!
Still time for mashed potato dancin'
today!
Give 'im a potato
Tell 'im what to do.
He says you're crazy
But it's a fun thing to do!
Throw up your arms
And run out the door!
Do the mashed potato dance on your
neighbor's floor!
Master comes in
They scream and shout!
Sneak in behind Master
And lock them both out!
Watch the Scary Monkey
And break dance on the floor!
Time to do the mashed potato dance some
more!
Take ALL the potatoes
Put them on the couch
Jump Jump Jump
Watch them fly and bounce!
Ignore all those poundin' sounds
Coming from the door!
Do the mashed potato dance forevermore!
Next up: Rain