A/N: i was watching naruto and my dad walks in right as naruto does the harem jutsu, he muttered something about stupid T.V shows and left the room. i was banned from naruto for a while..
sorry i couldnt update i was on writers block for a while
i am switching to play format for this fanfic because for some weird reason i feel it is easier to type that way. sorry if some of you dont like that format. If you dont like the format tell me and i will switch back to normal.
(thinking)
(kyubbi speaking to naruto)
Warning: the charecters might be ooc in this.
Disclaimer: i dont own naruto and i never will. the day i do the cow will jump over the moon.
neji: whats your evil plan naruto (this is gonna be really stupid)
naruto: it involves your face and a toilet.
neji: really?!
naruto:no.
neji:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
gaara: what were you thinking neji
neji: not about drinking toilet water
all:...(akward silence)
neji:...
sasuke: imma gummy bear!
naruto: what the hell was that sasuke...
sasuke: just getting by an akward silence...
POOF!
itachi: SOOOOO WHAT DID I MISS!(sits on the couch)
temari: ILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DIDNT MISS...YOU DIDNT MISS YOUR FACE GETTING SLAPPED ALL THE WAY TO HELL AND BACK!
Itachi: you guys need to put her on a leash..
kankuro: trust me...i've tried
sasuke: *turns chibi* OOH ITACHI CAN YOU JUMP INTO A CAN!
itachi: ok!
sasuke: *kicks can out the giant hole lee made in the wall*
itachi: WHEEEE IM ROLLING WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE...*can explodes*
sasuke: now since thats done...back to being emo
all: yay...
kakashi: has anyone seen my tutu
all: wtf..
naruto: CAN WE GET BACK TO MY EPIC PLAN ALREADY!
all: ok
naruto: so we spin a bottle and who ever it lands on gets dared
sasuke: OH THE HORROR! OH THE PAIN! OH THE EMONESS!...I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
naruto: guys...i think something is wrong with sasuke...
there is chapter 3! hope you liked it!
half the credit for this chapter goes to my friend for helping me with the craziness.
naruto: i never got to finish talking about my plan...
sasuke: review and gaara will give you a cookie!
gaara: we never discus-(disconection)
until next time sayonara!