neji: *spins* Gaara! I dare you to go to heaven with one of your fangirls
gaara: one problem how do I get there
Neji: have Tsunade punch you there.
Sasuke: HEY TSUNADE GAARA THINKS YOUR BOOBS ARE FAKE
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Tsunade: . .KAZEKAGE! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT CAUSE I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN
Gaara: ...
Tsunade: BITCH SLAP NO JUTSU! *Slaps Gaara*
Gaara: *goes flying in the air managing to grab CareBearCara101 before landing in heaven*
jiraiya: ...wow... that has to be a new record..
kiba: since gaara obviously can't spin.. its Neji's turn again
Neji: YESSS! *spins again* and the lucky winner is...SASUKE!
Sasuke: hmmm?
neji:I dare you to dye your hair rainbow colors
sasuke: OKAY!:D
all: uhhhhh...
sasuke: (pulls out multiple colors of hair dye)
naruto: where did you get that?!
sasuke: from my hair! I also have a book, hairbrush, gel and food In there!
naruto: uhhhhh k then?
sasuke: (dyes his hair) my turn to spin! *spins*...NARUTO! I dare you to pretend that you are a chicken, make a nest and lay an egg!
naruto: there is no way in hell I am doing that!
Kankuro: then you will have to drink the alcohol
naruto:...someone give me some feathers..
sasuke: here! *pulls feathers out of his hair*
naruto: (sticks feathers in his hair and starts making chicken noises, then makes a nest out of socks)
sasuke: good! now lay an egg!
naruto: *goes to the kitchen and grabs eggs, then puts the eggs in the nest and sits on them*
kankuro: you got egg all over my clothes!
naruto: hahah *spins* lee! *whispers something in lee's ear*
lee: I do not want to but I will to show my youthfulness! I swear on guy sensei I will sucee-*is cut off by sakura*
sakura: just go you idiot!
lee: ok*walks into the kitchen*
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theres chapter 4!
naruto: heheheheheheehehhehe
kiba: o_O whats so funny
naruto: hehehehehe you will see hehehehee next chapter!
itachi: CRAP! I FORGOT TO MAKE AN APPEARENCE!