Chapter 3: Teach me Spanish
10:30 am
"Uh… Romano Why are you're cheeks so soft", said Philippines while poking his cheeks
"Eh, don't poke my cheeks with your filthy hands!" Romano said furiously at Phili.
"Oh come on Romano let me poke them. They're so soft and cute"
"I said No! Don't touch my cheeks you Bastard!"
"Ha-ha their so mushy"
"Huh, wait Philippines don't do that to him! You'll end up getting hit", said Mexico trying to stop Philippines
"Grrrr... I'll break your finger!" Romano said raising his fist but he stopped when Philippines moved to his head and scratched it gently
"Oh wow! Your hair is so smooth and silky. I can do this all day Hahaha" He started giggling and scratching Romano's head. Romano took a short glance at the little boy and he saw him smile again. He couldn't help but blush like a bright red tomato, Mexico was a witness of that sight.
"Oh well looks like I'm not needed here." Mexico walked out of the scene, but Phili chased him leaving Romano steaming hot.
"Ah, Kuya Mexico I can pinch your cheeks all day", said Philippines as he pinch his cheeks.
"No Philippines don't... his hands are so soft"
"You think you can just walk away like that without me doing this to you...I love your cheeks ahahaha"
"Phili… Phili no…Phili… NOOOOOOOOOO!"
1:00 PM
"Ouch! My cheeks still hurt", exclaimed Mexico in pain.
"Eh, that's all he does to you, I've seen worse", said Romano.
"Oh Yeah! Like what ?"
"He hit one of the guards with two sticks. The guard fell on the ground with just one blow, luckily he is wearing armor"
"He's so strong", thought Mexico
"But I'm not afraid of that sissy, the guard was just frail"
"Sissy eh, let's see about that", Philippines overheard the two
"Roooommmaaaannnnoooo!" Philippines echoed in the hall, skipping to the room where the two boys are chatting
"Let me squish your cheeks my beloved Fratello" ,Philippines said when he entered the room.
"NOOOOO!" Romano was running across the room to avoid Philippines from groping his cheeks
"No you mofo, let my cheeks be their selves"
"And gotcha..."
"What's going on her- WHAAA?! Philippines what are you doing to Romano!" said Spain
"S-Spain help me"
"Mexico what happened here?" Mexico respond a poker face.
"Philippines I think Romano had enough", he grabbed Phili away from Romano but it seems he won't let go
"What do you think you're doing you Spanish puta...But I want to play with his cheeks more", said Philippines as he punched Spain in the face.
After a few minutes of being knocked out…
"Okay today I'll teach you the Spanish Language"
"AGAIN!", complained Philippines
"We'll change the topic until you and Romano learn Spanish"
"Why do I have to anyways? Spanish is just a stupid language and is very hard to learn", said Romano
"But today we'll have a contest. The one who knows more Spanish words win"
"I'm not playing your stupid game Spain", said Romano
"You'll win a prize in this game"
"Prize?" said Philippines in his mind
"WHAT'S THE PRIZE!?" Romano and Philippines said in unison.
"If Romano wins he gets a whole crate of my finest tomatoes, if Philippines win he gets a crate of the best mangoes from his place"
"THEN LET'S DO THIS THING!"
"Waaaah~ I can already taste the sweetness of the mangoes from Guimaras", said Philippines drooling.
*sound FX boxing bell*
Mexico acted as their scorer.
"There's no way this douche bag can't win against me"
"Hindi ako matatalo sa bobong lalaki na toh" (I won't lose to this idiotic boy)
"And the contest starts… Now!" The two started blurting out words to each other endlessly. They were shouting at each other's faces then looking at the score board once in a while.
"Manzana" (apple) shouted Romano
"Piña" (pineapple) Yelled Philippines
After 20 minutes of screaming words out loud…
*Breathing heavily*
Romano: No it can't be…
Philippines: We're so equally matched…
Romano & Philipppines:NO! I won't lose…
Mierda! (Shit)
Joder! (Fuck)
Then they fell on their backs. Nobody won, they both past out from just saying like 30-35 words.
"*sigh* it looks like we'll have to end the game now... Mexico!"
"Yes Sir"
"Carry these two to their rooms, oh! And put these crates too", Spain said and showed him two crates. One is filled with mangoes and the other was filled with tomatoes. Mexico nodded his head and did what he has been told; He carried the two to their designated rooms and left each one a crate.
Philippines POV
"*yawn*… Um… Where am I?" I stretched my arms and looked around the room; I spotted a crate near my closet, I quickly jumped off my bed to check out the crate. "I wonder what's in here…SQUEEEEEE! MANGOES!" I took one out and looked at it, still fresh, sunny yellow, and it shouts my name. "I guess I won the game" then flashback hit me…
Flashback
"Mierda"
"Joder"
End of flashback
I frowned when that stupid flashback hit me, I didn't win fair and square, and it was a draw. "I guess I'll have to return this to papa", I covered my mouth when I said the word papa, I don't really address Spain as my own father I'm just forced too, I only say it when I see him. I went down the hall to find Spain but he's not there, I looked in the kitchen still he's not there, in his room, the library, courtyard, bathroom, music room, why is there a magic room thingy here? ,garden ,gate ,stables ,Damn this house is big ,dungeons ,maid's quarters and still NO SPAIN, I got sick finding that jerk so I decided to ask one of the maids if any of them saw Spain since I'm in the maid's quarters anyway. "Oh, he's in the rooftop", said one of the maids. Rooftop rooftop ROOFTOP! Why didn't I think of that? I thanked the maid and gave her a couple of mangoes; it wouldn't hurt to share, right? I ran through a lot of staircases till I reached the rooftop. That ass is gonna get it for making me run like this.
"Papa! I found you!" I said as I walked towards him carrying the crate, I dropped the crate and said "Why did you gave this to me I didn't even win"
"Oh just think of it as a gift"
"No I won't accept this."
"Do you know why I gave this crate of mangoes to you?"
"Obviously NO"
"I gave this to you because I know you miss your home and your mangoes not to mention I hear you in the night dreaming about mangoes"
I lightly blushed, I feel happy and embarrassed at the same time. I mean do I really do that? "T-thanks. Here have a mango I'm sure you haven't tasted it though" His face went near the mango, Oh my he's gonna fell for my trap, I was trying to hide my laugh. He got closer and closer and *SMACK* I picked up the crate and started running.
"WAAAAA! RUN LIKE HELL! Hey Kuya Mexico want some of my mangoes?"
Romano's POV
"Err, where am I? I looked around my stupid old room, nothing new about it till a crate caught my eye. I jumped off my bed and walked towards it to check what's inside. Inside it were bright red shining tomatoes. "Ha! I knew it, that sissy doesn't stand a chance against me" ,I started eating my tomatoes happily because of my success…
End of POVs and Story
Author's Notes
Yay new chapter update. Always Remember Phili is a girl okay. No offense guys just incase I'm offending someone. Next chapter will be on Friday or Saturday K. Why did you name this Teach me Spanish they didn't even learn Spanish? because they're having Spanish class with Spain. If you have any questions just PM me. ThAnK YoU FOr ReAdInG