Know your meme!

by Dori4n

How it works? Write ten character's names and report to the list (look inside). I've done it before, I'm re-doing. This time it's with Sherlock, Doctor Who and Once upon a Time's characters. Have the Master meeting River, Jefferson and Rumpel arguing about a baby and more.

4. Do what I say and shut your mouth!

Babyfic 5 and 9

Do what I tell and shut your mouth! Jefferson and Rumpelstiltskin

"How do you stop that?!" Jefferson had the worst headache ever. He'd stolen this tiny little thing from its bedroom hours ago and since then, it had been crying.

"Deal with it. She might be hungry, so feed her." said the Dark One to his annoying employee who didn't seem about to stop complaining.

The hater narrowed his eyes in disbelief. "Are you kidding me? Why me? I was suppose to bring this baby here, not to... Nurse her!" No way he would deal with a new born. He had no experience in it and had not idea how to calm those horrid cries down. Besides, he had not the slightest wish to take care of a child. He was way too young and way too free for that.

"Well now you do dearie. I'm in the middle of something very delicate and I can't afford to leave it in order to give milk to a baby. It might explode! So you go and you do what I say as you always do, like a good little pet." replied Rumpelstiltskin. What was he thinking when he decided to hire this guy?

"I don't know how to do that. I have no experience in babies!" He guessed more than he saw his employer rolling his eyes. "First time for everything. You stick the teat in the girl's mouth and you wait, period. Everyone can do that." The hater frowned hard, thinking about another thing to oppose to the wizard. "I don't even have a..."

Rumpelstiltskin gestured his wrist while still bent over his bubbling still and the second after Jefferson had a feeding bottle full of milk in the hand. He was quickly running out of excuse to dodge the job his employer was giving him.

"Noooo! Come on this is not even close to fun!

- Good because you're not here to have fun dearie.
- I'm not a mother hen!
- Well for today you are, so stop arguing and go feed the girl before I decide I can get rid of your skills,, hatter!

Jefferson swallowed hard, a shiver running down his spin. The Dark One had killed for less than a little insubordination and Jefferson knew he couldn't keep telling 'no' to him for long. Plus, he caught a glimpse of Rumpelstiltskin's hands clenching into fists to show how annoyed he currently was. Beaten, the hatter went to the room where the never ending cry was coming from, cursing his destiny for having lead him to such a degrading situation.