Chapter 3: Duncan's dream.
Snicket: Ah, finally they're asleep. **holds up lantern** Now I can continue with the Baudelaires' history. **reaches for typewriter that is in basket**
Me: Lemony Snicket!
Snicket: What? Oh, it's you!
Me: Leave the typewriter!
Snicket: Fine. **walks off dejectedly**
Duncan: No, no! Not the giant burrito!
Me: What's he dreaming about, you ask? Here ya go! **writes in dream cloud, then falls back to sleep**
Duncan's dream:
Dream Violet: Duncan! Duncan, wake up! You're a boy again! **Shakes Duncan awake**
Dream Duncan: You're right!
Dream Klaus: Hey, what's that? **points at something in the distance**
Dream Duncan: It's a giant taco! **dives for it, where he finds a large group of seats, blankets, and pillows** Hey, come on, y'all!
Dream Sunny: Okay! **jumps up next to Duncan and buckles her seatbelt, pulling on a blanket**
Dream Quigley: Hey, wait for us! **seizes the burrito and climbs up, Violet next to him**
**all are soon up on the burrito.**
Dream Duncan: Hey, what's that? **giant razor flies toward us**
Dream Quigley: I think that's a giant razor.
Dream Violet: Ya think, Quigley? I think we should get off here ASAP!
Dream Sunny: Why?
Dream Klaus: You're vocabulary increased quickly.
Dream Quigley: Hey, wrong 'your!'
Dream Violet: GRAMMAR NAZIS UNITE!
Dream Klaus: Oops, I'll correct that right away.
In case you're wondering how the fudge they could see that it was the wrong version of 'your,' there are giant speech bubbles hovering above their heads as they talk. Yes, that's what the fudge happened!
Dream Sunny: Answer this dream girl's question!
Dream Duncan: This is a dream?
Dream Klaus: No dip, chum bucket!
Dream Violet: What the person? The Chum Bucket is a restaraunt under the sea where Plankton works!
Dream Klaus: Oh... Sorry. I'd heard you say that, before.
Dream Sunny: What does that have to do with why we have to get off this burrito?
Dream Quigley: Because it's getting closer! **throws himself and Sunny off the burrito, tumbling into space together as the giant razor slices the huge burrito in half, leaving the other dream kids hanging on for dear life**