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-1Test Site B New Mexico Desert

Jonathon started to walk toward the pavilion containing the guests, "Computer, give me form one on the image display, we don't want to scare the ladies present."

"Well I think form one is pretty scary,. Or you sure not form eight"

The image of Colonel in tight mini skirt with ponytails and revealing blouse scarred Jonathon's memory.

" If you do I'll reassign you as the computer camera in men bathroom with a full view of urinals " snapped back Jonathon. Computer "Touché." Then the black armor seemed to shiver before disappearing, and in it's place was Jonathon wearing all black, Matrix style, Computer commented" copyright infringement, loser." Shut Up" "Alright," Jonathon said, putting on some sun glasses out from what seemed to be thin air.

"AND HERE HE IS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR CEO AND COMPANY FOUNDER DR. JONATHON HARPER!" came over the loud speakers as Jonathon walked in.

"Thank you for coming today." came Jonathon's voice, " For centuries infantry has had little change, we still have to send men to the slaughter as they did in ages past. Men still fight and die in close quarters fighting even in this advanced age. In fact, the only thing we have improved is the range and volume at which we kill each other; guns kill just as easily as they did two hundred and three hundred years ago. The reason is that man learned there was no absolute defense except the elimination of the enemy. Armor's only purpose was to prolong the fight to give one the chance to end it. Not any more." Some of the generals looked at him with confusion. " No more shall the infantry man be passed over by technology; no more shall tanks and planes be the only modern warfare. Thus is the reason for N.I.E.B.A, thus America now has the ability to go to war knowing their sons and daughters are coming home safe. … Alright enough with pleasantries lets get started with the demonstration." Jonathon said. "The first and foremost ability of the armor is survivability, and one of the essential parts is the ability to move unseen and unnoticed like am doing now." There was murmur in the crowd as Jonathon chuckled. " The suit can project any image you want." Jonathon seemed to shiver then he looked exactly like a general in the audience. "In fact this suit can make one invisible." then the general's image disappeared and it was like he wasn't even there. "The suit has an almost unlimited power supply with its fusion generator." Jonathon said as he popped back into view.

To the control room, Jonathon whispered "How we doing for start up?" "Looking good doc." "Alright, beginning reaction." The crowd heard a humming noise as the generator started up. " Uh… doc we got a problem." "What's up?" " We are seeing a red line on the heat containment control recommend you vent some, understand? " That's fine." A stream of hot purplish plasma jetted from his armor.

The crowd began to get worried and Richards came on "HARPER what the hell are you doing!" "I have to ve…" "I DON'T CARE, stop that and suck the rest back up, play it off or some thing." "But…" "Just do it Harper!" "I CAN'T, THE SUIT WASN'T DESIGNED TO TAKE IT BACK IN!" "Idiot can't you do any thing right? Computer, stuff that crap back up the tube." "WAI…" With horrific suddenness, the world exploded. The computer trying to execute Richards command, used the suits magnetic control to compress the free floating plasma back into the vent… compressing the gas into a fusion state and causing an enormous blast wave from where Jonathon was standing on the pad. The wave surged out toward the screaming crowd, then sucked back toward Jonathon. He screamed as he was pulled into a dark hole in the explosion and then all went dark.

When all was quiet the personal looked up to see a crater in the center of the test area and scorch marks stopping a few feet from the stands. Colonel Richards looked up from his consol toward the on looking board members " I told you fusion was a bad idea."

Konoha

TenTen felt the blast from about a mile away. There was a deafening roar and the tree thrashed in the blast wave, shielding their eyes from the white hot glare Gai's team took cover. Then all was quiet, Neji broke the silence " …I guess Hokage-Sama wasn't kidding, when she thought some thing was going to happen."

"Ugh… Am I in … Heaven?" Jonathon asked as he looked around in the wooded glen.

" My data says this is a forest."

" Nope, I am in hell. Oooh I feel like I am there." Jonathon's head pounded and his stomach struggled to keep its contents down, and then it failed. He rolled over and puked out his visor. " Damn… this is like that one time I got wasted," Jonathon shivered, "but worse."

"You are currently running a fever of a hundred and two; it would be advisable to seek medical attention."

" Just … shut… up." and Jonathon's eyes closed as he wheezed. He woke again to some voices.

" …Gai-sensei , this is where the explosion happened."

Looking at the blackened region of the forest he noticed a dark form on the ground.

Maito Gai walked over and leaned down toward the form of Jonathon Harper. "Hello there, do you know what happened here?" He asked.

The Computer swung into action as it noticed a presence coming too close "INTRUDER ALERT!" screamed the computer, "ENACTING COUNTER MEASURES!" With a blur of motion, the armor swung a punch at Gai, who leaned back out of range or so he thought. The extended reach of the hidden armor caught Gai off guard as he was smacked flying by an impressive blow to the head. He landed on his butt bruised and confused. The armor still hidden by Jonathon's illusionary form rose in to a defensive position carrying the semi conscious Harper along with it.

Lee's eye's bulged with horror " GAI-SENSEI! Ahhh … Konoha HeadButt!" Lee using a new technique he had practicing slammed his head on the illusion's before the armor could block him. This happened to the chest piece of the armor, and the hardest location on the suit.

TenTen and Neji winced at the sound as Lee slid down the armor's chest, unconscious.

"Ooh…" Jonathon and the computer said in unison. They looked up to see Neji slide into his attack position and yell out " You bastard, what do want with Konoha!" Jonathon could only mutter "Konawhat?" Neji gritted his teeth "Alright I'll beat it out of you! Hakkeshou: Rokujuu Yonshou!"

"Huh?" was all that Jonathon could mutter before Neji slammed his first strikes into him, the armor shuddered as it absorbed the impacts. Neji jumped back, his face clouded with confusion.

" Did it work…? My Byakugan doesn't see any chakra?"

Gai rose from where he landed, "NEJI, stay back there is an illusion of some kind!" He flickered himself and the unconscious Lee out of range, all the while thinking that the enemy's hand hadn't touched him, but he been slammed anyway. Rubbing the bruise, he thought " Hadn't been hit that hard since I woke up Madame Hokage on accident."

TenTen let fly several kunai, only to gasp in horror as the reflected around Jonathon's image. "Damn he got a some sort of hidden shield!"

"Well I see your busy Gai." drawled Kakashi as he appeared on branch with rest of the confused Team seven.

"HUH…NOOOO! My rival must not see my humiliation!" Gai screamed in his mind.

Team seven stared as Gai went into his flaming eye mode.

"Stay out of this Kakashi, he is mine." and with that Gai leapt back toward the armor, ducking the seemingly slow punch of the armor he went into his Leaf Spinning Wind. Jonathon had step back shaking with shock from the kick, Gai's legs felt slightly numb. Inwardly he thanked the Kami he practiced on boulders because this guy felt like one.

Kakashi slid his leaf head band up to see what illusion or ninjutsu could stop Gai's attack so effectively. His eyes opened wide with surprise as the Sharingan showed a monstrous form rise from being knocked back by Gai's kick. "Shit what is that thing?" He noticed a black and orange blur pass him toward Gai and the thing. "NARUTO WAIT!" he called out after the fast moving form

Naruto charged in with one of his clones charging his Rasengan "Take this Rase…"

Before Naruto could connect with the armor, with Jonathon's last conscious effort and , Jonathon opened the visor and puked and fell over.

Naruto skid to a halt and looked down at the fallen armor, now lifeless and out of power.

Team Seven and Gai's team gathered around.

Naruto broke the silence " I thought I was supposed to hit him before he fell over." "Well," said Kakashi "things don't always go the way we plan." Then Kakashi turned and walked away covering his eye with the parting words "I' am not carrying it."

Sakura kicked at what seemed to be an invisible barrier around the open face plate and sighed "Great, just what I needed some thing heavy to carry back to the village."

Kakashi speaking softly to Gai turned and spoke to Sakura "Come on I want to get back before dinner." And with that The little group moved out carrying the unconscious Jonathon to Konaha.