Hi guys! So the first-quarter exams are over and I finally had the time to upload this!
I decided to put on a little humor for ya! :D
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sweet revenge
"And then, and then..." Sakura wasn't able to continue anymore. Her stomach hurt so much from laughing. But she couldn't leave her friends hanging. The girls were giggling while the guys threw smirks at the 'hot seat' victim. "I told him that Sasori's my cousin! You should all see the look on his face! Priceless I tell you!"
They were all at the sweet shop; Sakura invited the gang over while she's on duty. She had the pure intention of celebrating with her friends on the discovery of the link of Sakura's family. But then her chicken-butt housemate raised his brow at her, saying, "Shouldn't waitresses have pleasing personalities?"
It's payback time, bitches.
She could sense Sasuke glowering at her, his face red of embarrassment. What she did wasn't close to cruelty. She was mean, all right, but that was because of something that happened after Sasori and Sasuke's encounter.
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"I told you, he's my cousin! Why can't you put that in your head?" Sakura marched up the stairs after Sasuke deliberately told Sasori to leave them at once. It was a good thing the redhead didn't have any hard feelings and said his goodbyes before taking off.
The Uchiha was behind her and said with equal annoyance, "You should've told me you had a cousin!"
She turned around to face him, angry green orbs staring back at the endless onyx eyes. "Memory check, Sasuke: I had amnesia. Never remembered family until now! I don't know why you should know anything about me."
She was waiting for a retort but it never came. She decided to take her clothes and go take a stress-relieving bath. "Whatever Sasuke. If you're done talking, I'm going to take a shower." And then she proceeded to the bathroom.
"Sakura."
Don't bother him.
"Sakura."
Don't speak to him.
"SAKURA!"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW?"
And as she once again turned, she saw Sasuke's poker face as he held out a piece of lacy pink panty.
"You dropped this."
And right there and then, Sakura's world was shattered into millions of tiny irreplaceable pieces.
Fuck the world.
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They were having a good time-well, except for Sasuke-when someone came up to their table, making all of them enveloped in silence.
Hinata was able to break the spell as she said, "Oh, hey, Kiba." Her lavender eyes looked at him innocently. But the guy had his eyes on anything but her. She wondered what was wrong with her but decided to say something to ease the tension around them. "Do you need something?" She gave the gang an I'll-be-back-in-a-minute look and walked with Kiba to the exit of the shop.
"Anything wrong?"
Kiba started to lace his hands behind his head. "Sorry for making leave your friends."
She just smiled to make him feel better. "It's all right." But she thinks it was futile for he's face got red and avoided her gaze.
"Hinata..."
"Yes?"
"I was wondering... Are you free tomorrow? I mean, for the festival?"
Hinata thought for a moment. The Summer Festival. How could she forget? She was so busy on other things that she never realized the festival's tomorrow. She was so busy in figuring out what the hell was going on between her and Naruto.
But she quickly shook the problem off. "I don't know..."
She felt a hand taking her wrist.
"Hinata, we're done. You comin'?"
What? Naruto?
Hinata, he's holding your hand...
Holding your hand...
Holding hands...
And then she snapped. Her face mimicked the fast heating thermometer and fainted in the arms of the blonde.
Naruto.
And all the while, she thought she didn't have feelings for him anymore.
***_oO0Oo_***
Sakura had finished her shift so she went with the gang after. They were heading for the Uchiha manor, which Ino suggested that they should lighten the place up.
Sasuke just grunted and cursed the world for its cruelty. Sakura just internally snickered as they continued walking. Tenten was talking to Neji about their next simulation test while Ino strolled quietly while holding hands with her boyfriend.
Sakura turned her head to see a determined blonde behind them. Naruto was lagging behind with an unconscious Hinata on his back. The pinkette couldn't help but put on a sly smile as Plan Make-Idiot-Realize-Feelings-For-Hinata (a.k.a. PLAN MIRFFH) is working.
They arrived at the Uchiha Manor. Right after Sasuke unlocked the front door, the gang, led by Ino, dashed inside and acted as they owned the place.
As if that's going to make Sasuke's day any better. Luck was at Sakura's side today.
Hinata was brought to Sakura's room by Naruto. Sakura wished that Hinata would not hyperventilate whenever there's Naruto.
"Hey, any plans for tomorrow's festival?" Tenten asked as she hogged the couch to herself.
"I don't know..." Ino said as she placed fresh flowers in a vase. Sakura wondered where did she get those dandelions. "Wanna come with me tomorrow Shika?"
Shikamaru sat on a royal blue bean bag, which Sakura suspected was grabbed from Sasuke's bedroom. "Yeah, sure."
Ino squealed. Those were the rare moments when Shikamaru says 'yes'.
"How about you Neji?" Sakura asked the Hyuuga who sat crossed-legged on a comfy seat.
"I think it's a waste of time."
A certain brunette switched positions as she laid on her belly to the direction of the Hyuuga. "Oh really, Neji?" Tenten began to swing her legs as she rested her chin on her hands. Her voice dripped of mockery on all angles. "Bet you still can't shoot the duck."
Uh oh. Sakura saw Neji's eye twitched. If there was anybody who knows the art of pissing Neji off big time, it was Tenten.
Apparently, during the Summer Festival ten years ago, Tenten challenged Neji into a game of shooting rubber ducks with a water gun. As an arrogant kid, of course, Neji accepted, boasting on about his sharp eyes and accuracy. But the result wasn't what the little Hyugga expected: he lost to the brunette with a score of 9-1. After that, Neji vowed not to go to the festival ever.
"Don't be stupid, Tenten," he said with a hint of annoyance.
The said girl's smile never faded, but it transformed into a sinister one. Oh the joy of wounding Neji's pride. "Then prove it."
Neji squinted his eyes. "Okay, if that's what you want, fine. I'll even bet my hair on that."
This was getting more interesting. Sakura was quite shocked. The hair. His perfectly straight hair. Neji's not gay, mind you. Hyuuga men just want to maintain their hair long as a tradition. It may not be so contemporary but it has a very sexy appeal to girls, women, and... gays.
The brunette burst out laughing. Talk about adding salt to injury. "I'll bet my virginity!"
Sakura's eyes widened. What was Tenten talking about? She didn't remember handing her a bottle of beer at the sweet shop so she's definitely not drunk. She's just completely out of her mind!
Before anybody could protest, Neji stood up and held his hand out to Tenten. "It's a deal." She accepted his hand and said, "Deal."
The others just sighed. There was no stopping them.
"How about you, Sakura?" Ino asked.
"What? Of course I'll-"
"No."
What the...? Sasuke? He's still here?
Sakura haven't heard from him since. And what was he saying? No? The nerve of that guy!
She turned to him, sending him daggers. "You have no right to-"
"Yes, I have." How rude of him to cut her off. "It's either you come with me or stay at the house."
"Never. And why would I come with you?"
"To get rid of those annoying girls."
Such an arrogant jerk. "I didn't sign up to be your bodyguard."
"So that settles it. I'll lock you up in this house with the Uchiha's state of the art security."
Damn you rich people. "Fine!"
She saw Sasuke smirked. But she wasn't going to let that be.
"On one condition: people shouldn't recognize me as Sakura."
That smirk turned into a puzzled look. Oh this is going to be fun.
***_oO0Oo_***
Naruto never knew that a girl's room was sooo hot inside. Literally. Why do they even bother putting up curtains when it was summer time? Sigh.
He turned on the nearest fan and sat on the floor. He removed his orange shirt and faced the fan.
"Where...where am I?"
He twisted his upper body and saw a disoriented Hinata getting out of the bed. "Woah, careful, Hinata." He quickly got hold of her before she lost balance. It was a good thing he saved her on time but as the bed covers were falling off the edge, he accidentally had his feet tangled up with them.
Shit!
He immediately held Hinata tight so that she wouldn't get hurt as he lost balance too. He let his back collide with pillows on the bed. Although that didn't hurt so much, he felt dizzy and the whole surrounding was spinning like crazy.
"Naruto...are you all right?"
"Wha-?"
Hinata was on top of Naruto, her hands on his bare chest and her face a few inches from his. She was blushing like a tomato.
"I'm so-sorry." Hinata bit her lower lip from embarrassment. Naruto's insides heated up. She's beautiful.
"OH. MY. GOSH."
Was that Sakura?
Naruto and Hinata turned their heads to see a shocked Sakura by the door.
"What's wrong Sakura?" Ino asked as soon as she got there. Her eyes widened upon seeing the two of them.
The whole gang was there, their faces indescribable at the sight of their...compromising position.
"Hinata," Tenten gasped. "What have you done?"
"I can explain guys!" Naruto suddenly blurted out as they adjusted their position.
"Shut up, Naruto. Hinata just owned you!" Sakura smirked.
"No, no! You got it all wrong!" shrieked Hinata.
"Hinata, you sly girl!" Ino patted the blushing heiress. And the girls cheered for Hinata.
"You're so gay, dobe," said Sasuke.
"Nothing happened, teme! It was an accident!"
But before Naruto got hold of Sasuke, he was cornered by Neji. The Hyuuga glared at him and hissed, "You better not hurt Hinata, Uzumaki."
"Man, another troublesome couple."
Oh god, guess Naruto and Hinata were in for a wild ride.
Sooo, how was it? XD
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