Nicky: Hey people!
Cas: Who are you talking to?
Nicky: The readers.
Cas: *confused head tilt*
Nicky stop confuzzling Cas!
Nicky: But he makes it too easy.
Just do the disclaimer.
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Italics is Nicky's thoughts
Chapter 4: You Have Lost All Manliness
So, my first drive with the Winchesters wasn't that bad. They wouldn't agree with me though. I made Cas play all the songs that were notoriously bad like "Friday". I swear I heard Dean sing along:
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today it-is Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards...
I don't want this weekend to end
But whatever, cause tonight The Vampire Diaries is on! EEEEEEEPPPPPPPP! Dean better let me watch it. Wait I'll just ask Cas, he'll do for me.
Caaaaaassssssss!
Yes?
When we get to the motel can we watch The Vampire Diaries?
I guess so; I see nothing wrong with that request.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
You are welcome.
Can you feel that? I'm virtually hugging you.
You have fun with that.
Wait! What happens if I get a song stuck in my head? Will it get stuck in yours too?
I do not know the answer to that question.
Why are you formal?
That is how we talk in Heaven.
Well can you talk casually?
Um….. Whazzup homie?
Never say that EVER again.
Okay.
….. Awkward silence!
Doesn't it need silent for that? You just screamed.
I was breaking the awkward silence.
Oh, okay.
I should write a book! How To Act Human by Nicky Matthews.
Who would read it?
Well, I would make you read it, and some of my besties up in Heaven would read it.
You do not have besties in Heaven.
Yes I do! I'm da bomb!
15 minutes until The Vampire Diaries! We need to change!
What do you want to wear?
Hmmmm, we should wear the Damon t-shirt and red skinny jeans.
Do we have to? I feel stupid.
No we rock this outfit.
If you say so…
I do say so. Do you know when Sam and Dean will be back?
I think around 9.
Yay! We'll be able to watch without them complaining!
"Last time on the Vampire Diaries…." I heard the TV. It's on! Cas, sensing my excitement runs into the other room and sits on the bed, eyes glued to the screen. After the show goes to commercial, Cas does the confused head tilt thing.
I do not understand this show.
Well, the two vampire brothers, Damon and Stefan both love this girl, Elena. She is the doppelganger to Katherine who was the one who changed Damon and Stefan. Klaus wants to kill her to activate his hybrid side in a ritual. Klaus' brother, Elijah is trying to stop Klaus and kill him because Klaus has wronged Elijah.
That is confusing.
Not really, well not to me anyway.
Which one is Damon and which one is Stefan?
Damon is the bad boy with dark hair and the sexiness. Stefan is the broody one with dirty blonde hair.
Oh okay.
Sam and Dean walked in and heard screaming coming from the TV and thought it was me/ Cas screaming. They ran in guns raised and looked around, confused. Finally Sam asked Cas "What are you watching?!"
"The Vampire Diaries." I/Cas replied, like it was the most normal thing in the world.
"Um, why?" Sam asked.
"My vessel wanted me to." Cas replied.
Is that the new my dog ate my homework?
I do not understand that reference.
Never mind.
"You have lost all manliness by watching that." Dean stated interrupting our conversation.
"I do not understand why watching this show is so bad." I/Cas said.
"Guys don't watch this crap unless they are forced to by their girlfriends." Dean said like he was talking to a three year old.
"But why, it is a good show?" I/Cas asked clearly confused.
"Oh lord, kill me now." Dean said with his head in hands.
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