Chapter 4 Revenge of the Wolfe
"Oh come on Horatio!" whined Ryan, as he followed Horatio into the break room that afternoon. "Please?!"
"Ryan!" exclaimed the red haired Lieutenant. "No!" Ryan knew that when Horatio called him by his first name, he was either annoyed, or genuinely cared. But in this case, he was beyond annoyed.
"Horatio he scared me with a dog! I don't know how he figured out that I was deathly afraid of German Shepherds but he did!" Ryan whined. Horatio whirled around to face Ryan.
"Mr. Wolfe, I am done discussing this! Now please for the love of Mike! GO AWAY!" said Horatio, in a stern voice. Ryan finally walked away and into the office area where Tripp was.
"Horatio, wants to see you Tripp, something about bringing a dog into the building when that is against the rules, you are in so much trouble… Don't tell him it was me who sent you, I'm already on his last nerve," lied Ryan. While Frank went to go see what Horatio wanted, Ryan sabotaged his desk. He put superglue on his chair and painted over it with nail polish that was a similar color so it would look normal. He made all the other officers and workers in the office area swear to secrecy when Frank came back. He also wrote an anonymous note, after putting on gloves and typing it up on Frank's computer.
'Sweet, sweet revenge muahahahahahahaha! Hope you like sticky situations Frank!'
He then did a similar thing as to what Sheldon Cooper did to Barry Kripke when he pulled the office prank on him by setting up an automatic video of Ryan mocking Frank and saying
"Yo Baldy! Hope you enjoy having your butt stuck to chairs and the chair stuck to the floor. Nobody messes with Ryan Wolfe and gets away with it. *starts singing 'Bald This Way'* by the way, you moaning to get unstuck is automatically going to be posted to you tube. Thanks for scaring me with a German Shepherd and if you don't call me when you watch this and tell me who told you about my fear of dogs, I'm gonna do something even worse!' Adieu vous grand gros homme chauve "Good bye you big fat bald man"
Ryan smiled in spite of himself and hid while Frank came back.
"Where's Ryan?" he asked one of the officers by the name of Pitta.
"I don't know, you might want to Google track his hummer," replied Officer Pitta, trying not to laugh.
"Thanks Officer Pitta, I owe ya one man," replied Frank, sitting down in his chair. A video of Ryan popped up. Frank watched it and became very very mad. "WOLFE! I'M COMING AFTER YOU THEN IM GOING TO HURT YOU!"
Ryan popped up from behind the desk.
"APRIL FOOLS!"
"IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL!" exclaimed Frank.
Ryan laughed and highfived Officer Pitta.