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|Chapter 3: A Renamed Skull|
Hi all!
sorry for the long update, I was having a bit plot crash and I have to rearrange the story and it turned up like this, oh well enjoy my fanfic
also please give me any advice for the improvements of the next chapters.
|The Circle Of Prinnies|
Suddenly some hands appeared from the earth and pulling people into the center of the field
"DAMMIT IT'S THE HANDS OF HADES!" Shouted the skull as he tried to run, but a hand caught his legs
"I DON'T WANT TO BE A PRINNY YET! DAMN YOU CATSABRE CAN YOU JUST REVIVE ME ALREADY!" he said as the sturggle. But then the hands throw him into a hole which appeared after the hands caught him.
|Mysterious Hole|
"Damn! what's with this hole?" said the skull as he tried to balance himself on the air, unfortunately he couldn't balance his own body because he fell in a very high speed. The hole was very deep, even the skull couldn't see the bottom of the hole. Suddenly he heard a very loud, demonic voice.
"DOOD..." said the demonic voice
"What's that?" said the skull
"EAT... SOULS... SEND THEM... TO HADES..."said the demonic voice
"I have a bad feeling about this" said the skull, then he saw two big glowing red eyes looking at him, it was the eyes of a Gigantic prinny.
"EAT SOULS! SEND THEM TO HADES!"said the Gigantic prinny as it open it's beak and trying to devour the skull
"DAMMIT! WHY DID I BELIEVE THAT CAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!" said the skull in anger, suddenly he felt an electricity in his body and the time was stopped for a moment.
"huh? What's that?" said the skull, then he felt an even stronger electricity
"ARGH! WHAT THE..." said the skull, the electricity was getting stronger for each seconds and then he saw a very bright flash of light and fainted.
|Mel's Clinic ~ Restruction room|
When he regained his consciousness, he realized that he was lying down on a bed in a room full with medical tools.
"The patient regained his consciousness ,dood!" said a prinny
"Can you stand ,dood?" said another prinny
"What is this place?" said the skull, as he tried to stand from the bed
"In the Mel's Clinic ,dood!" said another prinny
"a catsabre paid us to revive you ,dood!" said another prinny
"This way, dood!" said another prinny as it lead the skull into another door. Then the skull walked out from the restruction room.
|Mel's Clinic ~ Reception Room|
After stepping out from the restruction room, the skull found himself in an out door reception room and it was night.
"the clinic was smaller than i though" said the skull as he walked into the reception desk
"Thanks for using our service we hope to see you again ,dood!" said a prinny who acted as a receptionist.
"A clinic run by some prinnies? That's rare" said the skull
"Well, actually our mistress went on a trip and she told us to run the clinic for a while, dood" said the prinny.
"Oh well ,i don't care anyway where's that catsabre?" asked the skull
"He leaved as soon he paid the restruction cost ,dood"said the prinny
"Did he leave the change?" asked the skull
"That's right ,dood ,here's the change, dood"said the prinny as it handed over a coin of 1 HL
Then they paused for a moment.
"Say prinny do you want me to blow you up?" asked the skull while trying to hold his anger
"I'M SORRY!,dood MY HANDS WERE SHAKING WHEN THE CATSABER TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE A LV 4000 SKULLAND I ENDED UP TYPING THE WRONG PRICE ,dood"said the panniced prinny as he saw the skull's Level
"THEN GIVE BACK MY HL!" said the skull, out bursted in anger
"I CAN'T ,dood WE SENT THE HL TO THE CORRUPTERNMENT BEFORE WE REVIVED YOU ,dood"said the panniced prinny
"then it's blow up time" said the skull as he pointed his staff on the prinny
"NO! PLEASE, WE DON'T HAVE ANY HL LEFT HERE! ,dood" shouted the prinny in panic, the other clinic's prinnies were watching them from another room, they wanted to help the prinny but they were frightened by the skull's Level.
"THEN HOW ARE YOU GOING TO REFUND IT?" said the skull as he charged a ball of fire magic into the tip of his staff, suddenly the skull felt a murderous intend then he aimed his staff into the source of the murderous intend and release his magic.
"Fire" he shouted then the fire ball launched from his staff and then the fire ball burned an arrow which was flying into him, after turning the arrow into ashes the fire ball chase up the shooter, unfortunately the shooter was able to dodge the fire ball.
"Tch... I underestimate you" said a Lv 25 acolyte who hide behind a box across the street, the acolyte was diffrent from the other healer classes group her skin was black and her hair was the same as the archer classes, she wore a chinese dress and some prinnies were carrying a lot of weird stuff from her trip.
"ARG! MY EYES! WHAT A TERRIFYING MIX!" said the skull in pain
"MISTRESS! ,dood"said the prinny in relief
"if you can't defend the clinic from a weakling like him then you are fail as a prinny" said the acolyte
"But mistress he was Lv 4000, Dood!" Said the prinny
"FOOLS! LOOK AT HIS STATS " Shouted the acolyte in anger, then the prinny checked the skull's stats and jumped in surprise.
"WHAT ,DOOD! HOW DARE YOU TRYING TO TRICK US, DOOD"said the prinny in anger as it jumped into the skull and attacked him, reducing his HP into 10% and made him fall.
"DAMMIT!" said the skull in pain, then the acolyte move next to him.
"That's going to teach you some lesson for trying to rob the mel's clinic!" said the acolyte as she readied her bow and arrow
"Yay!, dood"
"finish him of mistress, dood!"
"teach him some lesson, dood!"
"Do it!, dood" cheered the prinnies from the clinic to the acolyte
"WAIT A SEC?! Is this what I got for taking my change here!?" said the skull
"Huh? Your change? Is that right?, prinny?" said the acolyte
"uh... well... yes... but we didn't have any HL left because we gave the HL for the corrupternment's monthly store, dood " said the prinny as he showed the bill to the acolyte
"this is really weird, your restruction cost should be less than 1000 HL due to your low stats, but it's ended up far more expensive" said the acolyte as she looked at the bill
"It's my fault, dood my hands were shaking by hearing his high level, dood" said the prinny as he showed the bill to the acolyte
"You what?!" said the acolyte in suprise
"I AM SORRY, DOOD!" said the prinny as it bowed at her
"Well I will think about it later" said the acolyte as she sat near the skull and casted a heal spell on him, healing up the wounds caused by the prinny.
"I am sorry for the inconvience, my name is Amelia, Mel for the short, i am the owner of this clinic, you might have overheard that I can't return your HL." Mel said
"no way..." said the skull with a hopeless face
"but in return i can give you something else, how about some healing items and 4 of my prinnies?" Mel said
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME! HOW COULD THOSE EQUAL TO ALMOST 2 MILLION HL" exclaimed the skull as he jumped in anger
"well~ looking at your condition you might need the items and those prinnies, besides those prinnies were very loyal even if you didn't pay them, can you please call the EO bros?" said Mel to a prinny.
"as you said, dood!"said the prinny as it entered the clinic.
"By the way there seem to be something wrong with you" Mel said
"DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASKED!? I LOST ALL MY HL AND NOTHING WRONG WITH ME?!" said the skull
"No, I mean the diffrence between your Level and your stats" Mel said
"Someone stole my power and I don't want to talk about it" said the skull
"okay then" Mel said
a few moments later 4 prinnies with an avarage Lv of 15 were coming out from the clinic and lining up in front of both of them.
"Neo Here!, dood"
"Reo Here!, dood"
"Geo Here!, dood"
"Leo Here!, dood"
"THE EO BROS READY FOR DUTY! , dood" said the prinnies in a perfect sync
"here they are, okay from now on 4 of you will serve this skull, okay?" said Mel
"We got the situation ,mam DOOD!.we will serve him as long our souls stuck in this prinny suit, DOOD!" said one of them
"Good boys, I'm gonna miss you all" said Mel as she pat their heads
"they looked very hopelessly useful" said the skull.
"We are sorry for being useless looking, SIR DOOD! But actualy we are all purpose prinnes who passed the highest level prinny training program, The Extreme Double Zettai Prinny Project MK-2, SIRDOOD!" said the prinnies in a perfect sync.
"I have heard about a prinny re-education program called Zettai Prinny Project, but extreme double?" said the skull.
"It's a refined version of that project, SIR DOOD!" said a prinny.
"It was refined by lord valvatorez after a certain unprinny has failed to re-educated into a prinny, SIR DOOD!" said a prinny.
"The memories of the project stick to us no matter what happend even after reincarnation, SIR DOOD!" said another prinny.
"then show me your skills" said the skull.
"try to throw us , SIR DOOD!" said a prinny.
Then the skull lifted one of them and the prinny was not panic at all. Then he throw the prinny into a building, with a solid proud face the prinny fly into the building with no motion at all. When the prinny hit the wall he exploded, but the explosion only reduce 25% of his HP.
"How about that, SIR DOOD?!" said a prinny.
"we have trained to survive from our own explosion, SIR DOOD!" said a prinny.
"Plus we are good at cooking, building, spying, cleaning and a lot more, SIR DOOD!" said another prinny.
"though our combat ability is slightly lower than normal Lv 15 prinnies, DOOD..." said another prinny. Then the skull checked the prinnies stats for a moment.
"hm... then you all might be usefull, but it's still not enough" said the skull.
"I am sorry but I only had 2000 HL left from my trip, but you may come back here when we had more money" Mel said as she gave him 2000 HL and some mint gums
"i guess there's no other choice, let's go prinnies" said the skull as the prinnies followed him.
"HEY WAIT! YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME YOUR NAME!" said the acolyte.
"I don't have a name and I am the only Lv 4000 star skull with a stupid stats" said the skull as he walked out from the clinic.
|The Town ~ Night|
Some minutes passed since they leaved the clinic. The five of them were walking on the dirt road heading into the town gate. The town was too silent for the night time, probably because the appearance of the high leveled skull.
"So, where are we headed, sir dood?" asked a prinny
"to my home, it's a tower called the tower of waiting soul" answered the skull
"how far it is, sir dood?" asked the prinny
"maybe about two days of walking" answered the skull
"by the way we have not properly introducing ourself, sir dood" said the prinny.
"My name is Leo I am the leader of the squad, sir dood" said the prinny known as Leo.
"His name..." before Leo finished his words the skull exclaimed "LIKE I CARE! YOU ALL LOOKED THE SAME!" of course he will say that because the prinnies were all same looking. Unable to deny the the fact the prinnies were all silent in sweats until they reached the gate.
|The Town Gate ~ Night|
The skull and the four prinnies kept walking into the gate, there were a lot demons hangging out around the gate. It was a lot more noisy than the town center, annoyed by the Gate's crowds the skull put on his hood to cover his ears. Though the skull wanted a moment of silence, one of the prinnies want to know more about it's new master.
"uh.. so do you have a name, sir dood?" asked a prinny
"I thought I told you already, I was nameless" said the skull as he walked through the crowds, the way the skull walk while wearing the face covering hood was really amazing because he didn't bump into any demon in the crowds.
"then we will take that as your name, sir Nameless dood!" said the prinny
"What do you mean?" said the skull as he turned into the prinnies
"Well, sir Nameless dood! we need something to call you with, sir Nameless dood" said the prinny
"beside we need your name in the case you will need to be revived, sir Nameless dood!" said another prinny
"*sigh* fine then, if it will shut your beaks" said the skull, then his name in his stats changed into 'nameless'
The prinnies cheered happily as they got a name for their master, some demons were looking at the prinnies some of them were saying something like "How cute~" or "What a noisy bunch" even "Can I throw those prinnies?", Nameless ignored them and the prinnies followed him with a happy face, suddenly the crowds were silenced by a single roar, surprised by the explosion the prinnies ended their cheers and cling into each other.
"What's that?" asked one of the warrior in the crowds
"I am scared, but you will protect me, right?" Said an empusa alluringly as she cling into a lady warrior
"I will protect you, but please take a note I AM NORMAL!" said the lady warrior
"*hick* I can do better than that!" said a drunk heavy knight, ignoring the roar as he glupped up another cup of alcoholic drink
"no, buddy *hick* today is my victory *hick*" said a drunk red skull
After a moment the crowds back into the previous state, some demons think that it's just a roar of a drunk demon, some demons ignore it and some prinnies were worried about their master
"uh... sir dood Shoudn't we look for a hiding place, sir dood?" asked a prinny
"for what? It's not like something will happen soon" Nameless said
"w-w-what about the roar, sir dood?" asked the other prinny
"that's nothing to worry about" Nameless said.
Suddenly a loud explosion silencing the crowds again, surprised by the explosion the prinnies were all clinging even tighter.
"W-W-WE MUST HIDE, sir dood" said the a prinny
"move it!, scaredy cats. I told you it's nothing to worry about" shouted Nameless.
"You must listen to us and try to check your stats, sir dood" said the another prinny
For a moment Nameless remembered about his super low stats, he checked his stats and skills, his stats were as weak as a Lv 1 skull, then he scroll up his skills he had all elements magic from normal level to terra level and some negative buff magics but they were useless because his SP was too low to use any spells greater than normal level spell. Suddenly nameless felt a strong wind above him which pulled up his hood, he turned around and he saw a Lv 1680 dragon was flying while glaring at him.
"I FOUND YOU!" shouted the dragon while it flying into the skull.
"Watch out, sir dood!" exclaimed the prinnies as they pushed out the skull and dodge the dragon's attack.
after the dragon landed on the ground it shouted into the skull "I WILL AVANGE MY TEAM MATES!"
"I-i-it's a Lv 1680 dragon, DOOD!" shouted one of the prinny in a huge panic
Then a Lv 1730 valkyrie jumped from the crowds and pointed a demon pinner spear on the group "I will make you pay for killing my friends"
"ANOTHER ONE, DOOD!" Screamed one of the prinny
"is any of us had a problem with these people, dood?" asked the a prinny
Then nameless had a short flashback about certain group of demons which he met yesterday
"who knows? Let's just kill them" said nameless, as he readied his battle position
"DIE! DRAGON CLAW!" shouted the dragon
"STAR..." before nameless finished casting his magic his prinnies pushed him out and they all dodge the attack
"WHAT..." before nameless able to say anything his prinnies grabbed him and took him away from the dragon.
"YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME! DRAGON MISSILE!" shouted the dragon as it began to charge up it's dragon missile
"Incoming!" shouted one of the prinnies, then they hide in a bar while hoping the two demons will lost their track.
|The Town Gate ~ The Bar ~ Night|
"Where's the backdoor, dood?" asked one of the skull's prinnies to a prinny with a butler suit
"uh... over there, dood" said the butler prinny while it point out a door
"Thanks, dood!" said the prinny as he lead the squad into the backdoor
"PUT ME DOWN!" Shouted nameless as he struggle
"Please be silent for a moment, sir dood! It will be very dangerous if they to notice our position, sir dood!" said one of the prinny while the others close the skull's mouth with their flippers
After some moments the dragon missile chase the skull but it ended up hitting the bar, then some screams and shouts was heard from the bar.
"DAMMIT, WHO DID THAT TO MY BAR?" shouted a demon from the bar
After a few seconds the Lv 1680 dragon flew the bar, destroying some furniture and scare some people in the bar, followed by the Lv 1730 valkyrie
"WHERE IS THAT SKULL?!" shouted the valkyrie
"t-t-t-the backdoor, dood" said the prinny in tremble as it point out the backdoor
The dragon rushed into the backdoor, but before it could reach the backdoor a Lv 45 body guard kicked the dragon and pushing it out from the backdoor
"I won't allow you to go from here before you pay for the destruction you have caused" said the bouncer as he readied his battle stance.
"Get outta my way! I have no time to deal with you!" said the valkyrie
"You don't have time to deal with me but i guess you have the time to deal with us" he said
"BOYS WE NEED SOME MUSCLE HERE!" shouted the body guard
As soon the bouncer shouted a group of mixed class mercenaries with mayority of the bouncer's class tier jumped out from the second floor of the bar, the dragon and the valkyrie were looking around for a while.
"HA! None of you are even Lv 100! There is no way any of you can beat us!" said the dragon
"stay away if you don't want to ended up as canned food, boys" said the valkyrie as she readied her fighting stance
"Don't be cocky *hick* I can Kill you with my *hick* magics" said a drunk red skull
"stop talking and cast the spell on them" shouted the bouncer
"How about after another bottle? *hick*" said the drunk red skull as he swing up an empty bottle of alcoholic drink.
"I will make it three if you do it now!" shouted the bouncer
"Really? *hick* oh well *hick* here goes the poison" said the drunk red skull as he casted a poison magic on the dragon and the valkyrie, but it only gave poison status to the dragon.
"D-DAMN! PARTNER PLEASE GIVE ME A FAIRY DUST!" said the dragon
"I have it... HEY IT'S NOT HERE!" shouted the valkyrie as she realized that all her healing items and her demon pinner spear were gone.
"looking for these?" asked a trickster before she put the items into her inventory
"you have no weapons and I don't want to hurt a defenseless woman, so can you just give up and pay for what you have done?" said a catsabre who sat near the tricster
"WHEE*hick* YOU ARE THE WAY TOO CUTE SONIA! *hick* wanna have a date with me?" asked the drunk skull
"Maybe later, willburn~" said sonia the trickster to willburn the drunk fire skull
"BWAHAHA! *nosebleed* Can someone call a healer for me? My nosebleed has reduced about 50% of my HP" said willburn as he showed his stats
"You are Gross, man!" said a random mercenary male healer as he casted a mega heal magic on willburn.
Watching this gross kind of event the dragon and valkyrie can only facepalmed those demons.
"anyway... EVERYONE ATTACK AT ONCE!" shouted the bouncer as all the demon in the bar began their battle.
|Somewhere In The Town ~ Night|
The squad decided to stop for a while because they had run preety far from the two of them
"I think we lost him, dood" said one of the prinnies
"*sigh* you all are really stupid, aren't you?" Nameless said as the prinnies put him back on the ground
"Dragons had a very sharp sense of smell, we should at least 10 kilometers to run from him" Nameless continued his explaination
"That's crazy, dood! what should we so, sir dood?" said a prinny in panic
"we should make a plan to kill them here" Nameless said
"but how are we gonna do that, sir dood?" asked a prinny
"none of us were able to touch them and the worst of all they might kill us with a single wink, sir dood!" said another prinny in a huge panic
"I can kill them with my magics!" Nameless exclaimed
"but yor SP was very low, sir dood you can cast two normal level magic at the best, sir dood" said a prinny
"and the worst of all..." one of the prinny walked into him and pat him on the both shoulder and face him face to face
"they will hurt you,dood" said the prinny suddenly one of them play a sad music with a violin
"we, the elite prinnies of The Extreme Double Zettai Prinny Project MK-2 were unable to discard our memories as prinnies, dood" said a prinny in poemic tone
"even if we reincarnate we can't forget our memories and acted like a prinny, dood"said a prinny in poemic tone
"in other words we were cursed into prinny forever, dood"said a prinny in poemic tone
"and the only joy we can have is when our master smile and told us Well done prinnies! you did a good job!, dood"said a prinny in poemic tone
"being masterless was our greatest nightmare, so please... DON'T GO, SIR DOOD!"said the prinnies as they cried and hugged the skull, the sad music was on the climax, on the parts where people should cry
"Y-y-you guys, are you guys..." Nameless said
the prinnies eyes were shining as they know that their words were reaching their master
"...masochist?" Nameless said, as the music stopped with a stupid sound
the prinnies stopped hugging the skull and took a quick back steps, all of them were heavily sweating
"N-NO WE DIDN'T WE SWEAR, sir dood!" shouted one of them
"IT'S NOT LIKE WE WERE HAPPY WHEN OUR MASTER ANGRY AT US AND TORTURE US, sir dood!" shouted one of them
"MASOCHIST? NU-UH NONE OF US, sir dood" shouted one of them
"*sigh* anyway let's change the topic" nameless said as he facepalmed them
"I command you to find whatever magic user classes nearby also you must pinpoint the location of those two and avoid them" nameless said
"Alright, sir dood! Executing the plan, dood!" shouted the prinnies in a perfect sync
|The Town Gate ~ The Bar ~ Midnight|
The battle was ended preety fast, most of the mercenary group has wiped out and turned into orbs of lights and flew into the nearest clinic, the bar which full of noises now turned into a silent graveyard, the valkyrie was standing with 95% HP left but the dragon had 70% HP left, thanks to the poison magic.
"such a power..." said a body guard as he tried to stand
"To tell you the truth eventhough I was unarmed my stats were still higher than yours" said the valkyrie as she cleaned up some dust from her body
"The next IS YOU!" shouted the dragon as it point out the bodyguard
"Damn..." said the bodyguard
"Whahaha... *hick* he pissed his own pants *hick*" said a drunk red skull as he walked away from the bar with a backward walk
"HEY DON'T YOU DARE TO ESCAPE FROM ME!" shouted the dragon as it chase up the red skull, leaving the bodyguard in the bar
"Wait for me partner!" shouted the vakyrie as she followed the dragon
"sorry but *hick* I had a date with a girl tonight *hick*" said the red skull as he kept running backward and dodging the dragon's attack, the red skull was very agile despite of his low speed stat
After some minutes two of them leaving the bar
"I... must call the boss" said the body guard as he stand up and walked out from the bar
|The Town Gate ~ Midnight|
The skull and one of the prinnies took a longer route to the town gate to avoid the dragon, The town gate was as crowded as before, the skull and the prinny were waiting the other prinnies from their recon, soon three of them showed up.
"REPORTING, sir DOOD! We spotted about 5 skull classes at highest Level of Lv 35, 6 mage classes at highest Level of Lv 34, 10 healer classes at highest Level of Lv 60, 2 onmyo monks classes at highest Level of Lv 75 and 1 witch doctor class at highest Level of Lv 200, sir dood" said the prinnies
"also we spotted the dragon was chasing a Lv 33 red skull, and they were heading to the town center" continued a prinny
"Then we should avoid the town center, Tell me more about the witch doctor?" asked the skull
"well, dood looking at her condition the witch doctor was the best, sir DOOD! But she was engulfed with a great misfortune aura, sir DOOD!" said a prinny
"we tried to get closer to her but we ended up blowing ourself" said the prinnies as they showed their HP was reduced to 50%
"Then I will try to talk with her, but... can you all at least be 5 meters from me? One of your explosion might kill me" Nameless said
"ROGER THAT, dood!" said the prinnies
|The Town Center ~ Midnight|
The dragon and the valkyrie were trying to attack the red skull, but it always ended up missed, suddenly both of them were passing through a lady fighter and a blue mage.
"Hi my beauty! I am sorry but we can't have a date tonight" said the red skull as he dodge the dragon's attacks
"DON'T IGNORE ME YOU LITTLE FLY!" said the dragon as it tried to attack the skull
Soon the dragon, the valkyrie and the red skull leave the town center and leaving the two girls, the two girls faced each other.
"Do you recognize him?" asked the lady fighter
"Nope~ , I though he was your friend" said the blue mage
|Outside The Town Gate ~ Midnight|
A a girl with a large skull on it's head, witch doctor was standing infront of the town gate, she was holding a staff while looking at the night sky.
"That's her, sir dood! As what you said we will stay at least 5 meters from you, sir dood!" said the prinnies as they tried to keep a distance from nameless
Nameless was trying to get closer to the witch doctor, the closer he was the more misfortune aura he felt, the witch doctor was not moving at all, when nameless was about 2 meters from the witch doctor he accidently stepped on a snake, with a reflex nameless pulled out his legs and began to cast a star magic on the snake.
"STAR!" Nameless shouted as he cast the star magic on the snake, killing it in an instant
Upon hearing the shout the witch doctor jumped away from nameless and then turned at nameless and glare at him with a scary eyes which paniced the prinnies
"That's it, dood! Begin the rescue opration, dood" shouted a prinny
Then the prinnies threw some prinny barrage on the witch doctor, but the evaded all the attacks with a dance-like movement.
"we must save..." before the prinny finished it's words the prinny tripped and hit the three other prinnies, causing them all fall and made an epic explosion.
"damn... I should I run or what?" nameless though in his mind
Unnoticing the witch doctor's presence, the skull was pinned into the explosion while witch doctor move closer to him.
"Hey! You!" shouted the witch doctor
Noticing the witch doctor the skull took some steps away from her while looking at her yellowish eyes.
|Episode End|
what will happen to nameless the star skull after making a little mess with the witch doctor?
will the witch doctor joined hand with nameless? or she will hex him into a frog and make him her familiar?
find out the truth on the next chapter! Chapter 4: A Shatered Skull and A Cursed Skull
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