Disclaimer: I do not own anything, it belongs to Louise Rennison. I wish I owned Dave the Laugh, but not Wet Lindsey.

A.N. Thankyou for reading this, I apologise but I forgot to put a disclaimer on so I have been messing around getting one up. I luv u all, RoRo the Viking xxoo

15th February 2:00am
Having a snog fest with my one and only. We're currently on number 8. It's quite embarrassing, I've moaned a couple of times. Hornmeister seems to like it though. He's a vair good fondler.
"Top snogging Kittykat."
It seems weird, if I hadn't had bothered with Mas or Robbie then I would have my Dave the tart all to myself a lot quicker.
"Not so bad yourself, Mr Laugh."
I feel ashamed for using him as a red herring. It's bizarre that we're friends, let alone snogging partners. I should apologise. But I don't want this to be a vair awkward fandango. Just say it Gee…
"Kittykat, you're rambling again. I'm afraid it's vair annoying as I generally can't read your thoughts… though you never know…"
"Erm…well…IwasjustthinkingabouthowIuse dyouasaredherringandhowI'msorry…erm"
"Whoa, chill Ellen. Give me my Sex Kitten back. To be honest I'm glad you used me as a red herring. I would never have met you otherwise and we wouldn't be here, now"
He clasped his hand in mine. It was clammy cold, as if he was embarrassed or nervous about what he said.
"Kittykat, I want to tell you something. It doesn't matter if you don't say it back, because you know I'll wait for some magical day in the future, even if that's in the next life, to hear it from you. Kittykat I… I… I love you."
Wow… Dave loves me. Do I love him? I mean I've been snogging him for a vair long time. Maybe I've loved him for a lot longer than I'm willing to admit.
I took a deep breath. I must of had a nervous look on my face, because the next thing I know Dave's looking worried, probably thinking I was going to run away back to Mas. He said,
"I'm sorry Kitten. Forget I ever said that. It doesn't matter anyway, I mean it's only words…"
I cut him off with a snog.
20 minutes later
"Davey, it's even harder for moi to say it because of the way I've treated you in the past. But, you know, I've been in love with you for longer than I'm willing to admit. I love you too, Hornmeister"
The smile that spread across Mr Laugh's face was unbelievably big. He gave me a huge hug.
"Thank you Kittykat. You don't know how long I've waited to hear you say that."
Cor blimey, declaring your love to someone isn't half tiring. Davey fell asleep. I just watched him.
10:00am
My phone rang. It was Rosie.
"Emergency Ace Gang meeting at 12:00pm. Meet at the clock tower. See you in the next life, don't be late."
I could hear sobbing in the background.
Oh my giddy gods pyjamas, what next?