(A/N: Hi! I just wanna say thanks to my reviewers [and some flames]. I hope this chapter would do justice to what chaos I have been doing...
Well, I have nothing else to say so... on with the story! xD)
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Adventure Time. (Oh, but I wish I did) It is owned by Pendleton Ward. But I own this fanfic. :)
Chapter 3
Worst Comes to Worst
It's 6:00 and I'm already here at the Candy Kingdom.
I saw Finn by the Candy Castle door. And I floated to him.
"Hey, Finn. Can I ask somethin'?"
"Yeah, sure, LSP. What's up?"
"How did Marceline and Ash get back together?"
"Well... I don't know, true love?"
"That's it?"
"Yep."
This is lumpin' weird.
Then I float to Marshall. I know we're not close but...
"Hey, Marshall, how did you and PB get together?"
He gave me smirk and said, "True love, I guess..."
GREAT, IT HELPED ME A LOT.
It's 6:30 pm.
So, yeah. I'm at the brides' room, helpin' out with their dresses.
Pft. I'm the "Maid of Honor". Yeah. It's like I have a hot body and dress just to be a guest here. Whatever. Even though I'm the maid of honor, it's just a glob to see all of my friends gettin' married and stuff.
"Hey, LSP, can you help me zip this up?" Asked PB. She's gonna wear that white dress she had with that gold belt and stuff.
"Whatever."
At least I'm wearing my plastic-bag dress and I have my blue purse. I look fresh to death with my new dress and purse.
As I zipped up PB's dress, I saw what that FP was wearing: her usual flame dress.
I can't blame her. If she tries on another dress, it just might burn.
Then I see Marceline with her black dress with a red belt. Fionna with her white dress.
Lady and Cake as their usual self...
I'm bored. The wedding's about to begin so I'll just have to wait.
...
It's 7:00 pm.
Okay. I'm, like, smokin' hot because everybody's lookin' at me while I throw the lumpin' petals around. The boys are like drooling and the girls are like totally jealous! Ha! So much for the brides, I'm the star of the show!
Okay, now here I am in front with the bridesmaids. Yeah, you can totally tell the difference between them and my lumps. On the other side, I see Marshall Lee, Prince Gumball, Finn, Jake, Lord Mono... something, and... is that the Ash guy?
They all are dressed in some tuxedo.
Whatever. Now the music gets louder as the brides comes in.
PB comes first. Then I look to Marshall and he has this smirk on his face.
Oh my glob. I just realized that Marshall Lee is like Marceline but a boy version her. If PB hates Marcy, then how come she's marrying Marshall?
Then comes Marcy, floating to Ash. Glob. How did I miss out all of this?
Then Fionna comes and was all sparkly-eyed when she saw Gumball, which is all sparkly-eyed as well. No question about them.
Then FP. Ugh, don't want to describe that part anymore.
Then comes Cake riding on Lady. How can they be casual about this? This is supposed to be a grand wedding!
I... ugh! It's so unfair! It's so...
"Aaaaaah!"
Oh my glob! Did I just scream in front of everybody?
Better not embarrass myself further.
"This is such a total drama bomb! I can't... I can't take it anymore!"
Then I ran away.
I ran outside of the Candy Castle. I sat on the front porch steps.
I felt something wet on my hand. It was a tear.
I was crying. I am crying. And the worst part of it was I don't even know what for.
This is the worst night of my life.
A few seconds later, I heard shouts from inside.
I ran inside and found it was a total mess. Finn and Fionna are fighting the Ice King.
Glob! It seems like the wedding's off.
Maybe it's not only my worst night ever.
Ice King was throwing ice beams at Finn and Fionna but they manage to counter it with their swords.
And then, one ice beam hit me.
"Oww. Ow, my lumps. MY LUMPS. I'm hit! My lumpsss!"
Then everything went black.
I opened my eyes. I saw... leaves.
I sat up and found myself back at my camp.
Maybe it was...
To make sure, I get my phone and call PB.
"Hello." PB said on the other line.
"Hey, PB, are you and Marshall Lee getting married?"
"N-No! Why would you say that?!"
"Nothing. Gotta go, PB. Bye."
I put down the phone. I'm so relieved.
It was all a dream.
The wedding. Ice King. All a dream.
(A/N: Ok. Here you have it. For those who don't like some of the pairings, here is the answer. It was just a dream. The pairings were just a teaser. Sorry for that. Anyway, I hope you liked it!
If you'd ask me, it didn't go the way I planned the dream to end but... here it is now. I'm too lazy to change it. xD
For those who would still want to read my fic, I would update as soon as possible. ;D
Please review! All reviews are greatly appreciated! :D)