Disclaimer: Once agin I don't own anything. Not in that department you cheeky minxes...

16th February 9:00am

Moi is standing by the Hornmeister's hospital bed. He's unconscious, laying listlessly on his pillow. My Hornmeister isn't here. This is just his body. Eventually, I had to leave because seeing him just made cry.

10:00am

I met Dave's family while I was at the hospital. He has twin sisters, and a relatively normal mutti and vati. I swapped digits with his sisters; I like them vair much. Oliver and Amelia (Davey's parents... catch up) were vair vair sympathetic to moi, which only made me feel worse.

10:10am

Rang Jas

"Jas."

"Oui, mon petite pally?"

"Jas, I need to talk to you."

"Look, what is it Gee? Me and Tom are about to go on a ramble. Did you hear about..." I slammed the phone down on her. If she didn't have enough sympathecticosnosity to hear about my problems, I wasn't about to listen to her ramble on.

10:20am

Went round to Rosie's house. Sven ripped open the door. Just to prove how upset I am, I hugged Sven. He picked me up, kissed me on both cheeks and carried me to Rosie.

"Hej, min lilla vän. Hur kan jag vara till hjälp?"

"Rosie, this is urgent. It's... it's about Dave."

"Ja, I gathered."

"He's... he's been knocked unconscious..." I started uncontrollable blubbing. "The doctors don't think he'll lose his memory, I just want to know who knocked him unconscious. I mean... well, what if they want to do it to me too?

"Then we will eat them!" Rosie shouted, jumping up and hitting her head on the chandelier. It was, amongst all my tragicosnosity, vair vair amusant.

She rang round, and within three minutes, all the aces (minus Jazzy) were here, feeding moi midget gems and jammy dodgers. I still didn't feel any better.

4:00pm

Dave's woken up. He didn't remember anything except moi. He thought his family were doctors. Davey could still remember who knocked it unconscious. I should have bloody guessed. Emma slutty Jacobs. Apparently she tried it on with him, he pushed her away and said he was with moi. She shouted at him, saying moi was the slut, and then she pushed him against a lamppost. I'm going to find her.

She's going to get revenge she's never had before.

Sorry it's short but it needed emphasis. Next one up in a couple of days.

RoRo the Viking xxoo