7:00pm
"Jas, calm down. Are you sure? I mean before we tell Tom... Are you keeping it?"
"Of course I'm keeping it! I'm not a bloody murderer!"
I cut her off. "Is Tom ready to become a father?" I could hear her flicking her fringe.
"I'm not sure... He wanted to wait to become a father when we were married, or at least engaged. I'm not sure it's even his..."
"JAS! Are you trying to tell me you're a slut?" I had to ask. Even though she immediately got the full humpty dumpty. She couldn't walk on ahead though, as she was having a complete nervy b.
7:30pm
Convinced Jas to ring Tom.
"Gee?"
"No Hunky... it's Po."
"Oh, hey Po, did you hear about the great crested newt..."
"Hunky... I don't want to talk about newts or elks or anything to do with nature. I need to tell you... I'm preggers."
"Hmpf... Oh my god!"
And that's when he hung up on her.
Jas is staying over for the night. I need to make her forget the 'Hunky's maybe baby' scenario.