Cats must lurk under the bed and

Pounce on unsuspecting human's feet~

"Nyao! This is torture!" Aria whined out, frowning a bit. After her little naked run a few days ago, Ciel and Sebastian had assigned her many chores to do, some chores completely idiotic and unreasonable.

-Count the tiles in every bathroom

-Replace every soap bar with a cherry smelling soap bar

-Rearrange young Master's shoes in color then in alphabetical order

-Replace every soap bar you had replaced with the original soap bar you had replaced

"These chores are stupid!" she said with a scowl, heading down to the kitchen to apparently Wash all of Master Ciel's cuff lings in the sink. She groaned as she tried to hold up the basket. Who knew he had so many damn cuff lings?

She sat the basket near the sink, turning the water on to a warm temperature.

"Ay, Aria!" Bard said, coming up behind her. Aria stopped, and then a playful grin came to play on her face, her tail swishing oh-so mischievously. She had met the rest of the household officially two days ago. (She's been at the mansion for about five days now). She found Mey-Rin sweet but a bit…off, Finnian was just extremely cute and Bard…he was attractive. And she found out he was fun to tease.

Oh how cats loved to play~

"Yes Bard?" she asked innocently, starting to wash Ciel's cuff lings.

"Uhm…I was wandering…" Bard started out, already sounding a bit nervous. Aria held in her chuckle and she turned around, putting on a false innocent look, purposely pushing her breast closer together. "Yes…Bard?"

Bard's entire face went red and he felt his eyes look down at her chest. "I…I…uhm, I was wandering if you knew where Sebastian is, I need to ask him what to cook for Master Ciel tonight," he stammered out, feeling extremely intimidated by her presence.

When he first saw her, he thought she was by far the most attractive female he ever laid eyes on (next to Mey-Rin). But he learned the way she acts; especially on the first day she met him. Sebastian told him to be careful around her.

Be careful around Bard, Aria is mainly part cat and she will try to and play with you even while you're working. So keep your guard up~

'Right, keep me guard up!' Bard thought, not noticing that Aria had him against the counter until he snapped out of his thoughts.

"GAH! ARIA!"

Aria giggled, her tail swishing playfully as she had used her inhuman strength to pin Bard against the counter, her fingers running up and down his body teasingly, her demonic gold eyes shining with mischief.

"What's the matter Bard, you don't wanna play?" she asked, her once innocent look gone, her eyes now starting to turn black. What the hell?

"I…I…" Bard didn't know how to respond, feeling a familiar sensation in his groin. Maybe this is what Sebastian was talking about?

"You're so cute when your flustered Bard," she purred out, pressing her breast against his chest and moving in to press her lips against his. Bard's eyes were wide but he knew he couldn't deny it, she was damn sexy and he wouldn't want this chance to pass up.

Bard leaned in, giving into his own human desires, closing his eyes. That's when he suddenly felt nothing, no soft lips, and nothing wet. He opened his eyes to see Sebastian holding Aria by the scruff of her maid's outfit, a scowl on his face.

"S-Sebastian, I…we—!"

"That's enough Bard, go back to doing your duties that you have been assigned…" Sebastian said, sounding a bit irritated. "And go take a cold shower…"

Bard looked down and blushed bright red, running off. "RIGHT AWAY SEBASTIAN!"

As soon as he was gone Sebastian dropped Aria onto the ground earning a loud "HEY!" from Aria. Sebastian scowled.

How should he cool down a wet cat?

He then smirked, grabbing a pitcher of water that appeared out of nowhere and dumped it all over her. "I think kitty needs a bath, don't you think?" Sebastian asked, his red eyes glinting mischievously.

Aria jumped up into the air, hissing loudly, her hair covering her entire face and her entire maid's uniform soaked. Sebastian couldn't help but laugh a little, she looked liked extremely hilarious and adorable at the same time.

"Go ahead, laugh at the wet pussy, you fucking ass," she hissed out before sneezing uncontrollably. She hated water, especially cold water at that.

She growled at him venomously, her tail wagging. "I'll get you back for this." And with that she turned on her heel and walked away, stumbling and sneezing. As soon as she was gone Sebastian dropped the pitcher and laughed loudly until tears were in his eyes.

Oh yes, having her around here will make things more livelier~

Ever since the yesterday when Sebastian had made Aria wet (pun intended) she had been acting extremely moody, hissing at everyone who even asked her question. She even scratched Finnian across the face.

"What did you do to her Sebastian?" Ciel asked, eating his cake calmly.

Sebastian raised his eyebrows. "Did what to whom?"

"Aria."

Sebastian rolled his eyes. The girl may be cute, but she was more trouble than anything, like any other cat. "Ahh, whatever do you mean sir? I haven't been in contact with her all day," Sebastian said, furrowing his brows.

Ciel swallowed his cake, lapping up the cream from around his lips slowly with a soft sigh. (STP: ahh!~ -blushes-) He then put down his fork and grabbed something from under his chair and then sat it on the table.

It was a pair of Ciel's shoes, Ciel's good shoes to be exact. The shoes were chewed up beyond recognition with claw marks covering it. "This is what I mean," Ciel said, scowling a bit, crossing his arms. "She ruined my shoes, and it must be because she is upset, so I suggest you go and do something about it."

Sebastian could only stare at the shoes in horror. She had ruined Master Ciel's good shoes, and the slashes looked angry and violent. Oh Boy…

"And that's an order Sebastian…"

"Yes, young Master," he said with a bow before leaving the room. He then narrowed his eyes, sniffing the air.

He had a pussy to catch.

Sebastian had followed her scent (which happened to be almost everywhere in the mansion) into what was…his room?

He walked inside and continued to sniff the air, trying to pinpoint where she was exactly. "Aria…? Aria I know you are in here, I can smell you," he said quietly, his eyes reverting to their demonic color.

Sebastian kept sniffing until he found her smell the strongest near his closet. He walked slowly and quietly to his closet, standing in front of it.

He slowed down his breathing to see if he heard her breathing on the inside, putting his ear a bit up to the closet.

Suddenly the closet had bust open and Sebastian found himself on his bed with a murderous looking Aria on top of him, her ears pulled back in anger and her tail swishing back and forth violently.

"!"

Aria raised her hand up, her nails extending to very sharp and long points (think Lust from FMA), her eyes a glossy black color.

Sebastian was frozen on the spot, unsure what to do. He wasn't sure if he should defend himself, stare at her or…get turned on. The anger that was radiating off of her was extremely attracting for him.

God he really was sick wasn't he?

Aria raised her hand higher before thrusting it down, her claws digging into the bed. Sebastian looked at her with wide eyes and Aria only gave him a devilish smile, her eyes returning back to normal.

She then leaned down and whispered seductively into Sebastian's ear, "If you ever pour cold water on me again, I'll cut off your cock and serve to Master Ciel as dessert~"

With that she quickly jumped off of Sebastian, giving him a wide and playful smirk. She then winked at him, and with a flick of her tail, she was gone.

The demon butler could only lie on his bed, staring at the ceiling. Then slowly, a dark yet lustful smirk came to play on his lips. Sebastian licked his lips slowly and his eyes glowed.

Such a bad kitty~

END

STP: Well everything between you two escalated rather quickly~

Aria: -blushes and scoffs- Kitty's have needs too~

Sebastian: -licks lips- You are right. Kittens do have needs

Aria: -purrs- Rawr!

Ciel: x.x why must you two flirt

STP: Awhhh don't be that way Ciel, if you want me to, I can write a fanfiction about you with a girl whose just as wild as Aria =3=

Ciel: N-No! That won't be necessary *blushes*

STP: HEY READERS SHOULD I MAKE A STORY ABOUT CIEL?!

Ciel: Ugh, I need my tea .