Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy. For the price of admission,

you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistible urge to commit murder

and an inferiority complex. Wonderful~

Aria couldn't find Sebastian or Master Ciel anywhere. Where were they?

She frowned a bit, scowling heavily as her tail wagged in irritation. Ciel did say some important people were coming over to visit maybe that was why he and Sebastian were absent.

But why wasn't she able to attend?

Suddenly she could hear Sebastian's and Ciel's voices say simultaneously in her head. You're too troublesome.

She growled and shook her head from side to side. "Nooo! I'm not troublesome at all dammit!" she said angrily, frowning heavily. She then smirked, licking her lips as a mischievous glint came into her gold eyes. [STP: She licks her lips a lot, its more of a force of habit and she only does it when shes going to do something mischievous]

"I'll just go find out what they are doing!" she said with a grin and then began sniffing the air, instantly locking onto Ciel's scent. With a flick of her tail she dashed off to where her Master was and her favorite butler. [STP: Just soooo you know, she doesn't even know that Sebby is a demon. She'll find out soon enough though~]

Ciel was sitting in his tearoom with Madame Red, his aunt and her servant Grell Sutcliff and Lau.

Madame Red's real name was Angelina Durless, though she fit her title Madame Red perfectly. She was the younger sister of Rachel Phantomhive and the aunt of Ciel. She was cladded in red skirt, matching waistcoat that was worn over a ruffled white blouse, a red hat and black boots. Her hair was red, cut into a bob with piercing red eyes.

Her butler, Grell Sutcliff was meek looking and slender man with long brown hair that was tied back with a red ribbon, bright green eyes with large round glasses. He dressed simply, cladded in black.

Lau is a Chinese nobleman. He is a member of the Shanghai Mafia, leader of an opium den and head of the British branch of a trading company. He was a bit shorter than Sebastian with short black hair and dark brown eyes. He wore a traditional Chinese Tangzhaung that kept his hands hidden, his eyes didn't seem to be open at all but you could tell he was quite aware of the situation.

Sebastian smiles politely at tHem all and perfectly executes giving them all tea, earning an awe look from Madame Red.

[STP: I'm using some of the dialogue from the Jack Ripper Arc, I had to watch the anime all over again to get some of the dialogue correct XD]

She then gives Grell a dry look and says, "You know Grell, you should take some tips from Sebastian here!" Grell gave her a pout, tears entering his eyes. "I'm sorry MADAME!" Grell shouted, shaking his head from side to side.

Which to Madame Red only waved him off and she gave Sebastian a sly look. "You're always looking so handsome Sebastian," she purred out, moving her hand down to stroke his perfectly firm ass, causing Sebastian to freeze on the spot, his eyes wide.

"You should quit working for my dear nephew and work for me instead, I'll be sure to make your job very interesting~"

Ciel scowled heavily and scolded her, "That's enough Madame Red, that behavior is completely improper, and we need to speak about more serious things at hand…like the murders of the prostitutes."

Suddenly the room went silent and everyone looked at the young Earl, listening to him speak, his voice having an air of authority about him.

"The killer's ways are very unconventional and irregular which is why she is so disturbed by it. So I suggest we go down to the crime scene and—"

"Nyaah!" a girlish voice cried out and everyone turned towards the door to see Aria on the ground, a sheepish look on her face, her ears bent down slightly as her tail wagged. "Nyao?"

Sebastian's eyes widened and he felt his cheeks heat up a little.

Madame Red and Lau's face light up.

"Ahh! Aren't you just the cutest thing!" Madame Red said, grabbing Aria, holding the cat female towards her chest, pulling harshly on her ears. "LOOK AT THESE EARS, THEY ARE SO SOFT!"

"Nyao! M-Master Ciel! Get this woman off of me!" Aria shouted, trying to wiggle out of Madame Red's hold, a look of displeasure on her face, a low growl emitting from her lips.

Ciel groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. No one around here is sane…

"Ugh, Madame Red will you please release Aria, she should be working," he said as he glared at her, blushing faintly. Now every time he saw Aria he would become easily flustered and it seemed to amuse both Sebastian and Aria to no end.

Two demons in one household was not good.

"But Ciel she's so cute!" Madame Red gushed, making a move to grab her tail.

Suddenly, Sebastian who gave her a warning look restrained Madame Red's hand. "Madame Red, I suggest you do not pull at Aria's tell for it is quite sensitive and she won't hesitate to claw off that pretty face of yours," he said with a false polite smile.

Madame Red looked down and blinked, noticing the dark and feral look Aria was giving her. "O-Oh!...I'm sorry dear," Madame Red said with a giggle. Aria grumbled and got off the lady's lap, mumbling under her breath.

"Fucking crazy haired lady," Aria muttered under her breath, massaging her sensitive ears.

Sebastian cracked a smirk when he heard her and chuckled under his breath. Ciel rolled his eyes and then asked, "Aria what are you doing spying on us?"

Aria's annoyed look went away as soon as she laid eyes on Ciel. She smirked deviously and giving him a wink, making him blush. "Well if you must know, I wanted to know what you were doing at first but now I want to help you catch this Jack the Raper!"

Everyone in the room sweat dropped.

"That's…Jack the R-Ripper madam," Grell stammered out shyly.

Aria's eyes suddenly zeroed in on the shy male next to Madame Red and she squealed, tackling him to the ground, earning a loud shout from him. "You're so cute!" she shouted, squealing.

Grell blushed furiously and tried to get away from her. "M-MADAM! Please l-l-let me go! Ack!" Aria hugged his face to her breast, giggling softly as he let out muffled screams and shouts into her chest, his hands flailing around.

Ciel face palmed his self and Sebastian sighed in annoyance.

Damn cats…Ciel thought in annoyance.

After much yelling and arguing, fondling and nosebleeds Ciel eventually decided to take Aria to the crime scene of the latest prostitute murder with everyone else. He had to ignore the flirtatious look she was giving him, Sebastian and Lau.

God what were they going to do with her? He even had to provide Aria with a hat to cover her ears and a very long outing dress just so they could cover her tail. Once again, she was more trouble than she was worth.

Once they were all near the crime scene, Ciel, Sebastian and Aria walked over to where a man stood who was guarding the entrance to the scene.

The man looked down at Ciel then when his eyes caught Aria who was dressed rather dignified but still slightly provocative because the dress clung to her curves and showed heavy amounts of cleavage [Aria refused to cover up fully much to Sebastian and Ciel's displeasure].

The man grinned lecherously at Aria, a faint blush covering his cheeks. "What brings you here?" he asked smoothly.

Aria felt her eyebrow twitch in irritation as the young man practically drooled over her breast but she kept her composure…for now.

"This is no place for a child or a beautiful young woman such as yourself. How about you go on home boy and you can meet me here later miss," he said with a cocky smirk.

Aria growled and her claws extended. "Why you….!"

Sebastian roughly grabbed her hand and Aria snapped her head to him. Sebastian gave her sharp look that made Aria relax a little, her claws going back to their normal length. She then gave the man a smile.

"No thank you sir, I'll be spending the day with my fiancée," she said with a fake smile.

Sebastian and Ciel's eyebrows rose as they looked at her. The man looked at Sebastian who gave him a murderous look, wrapping his arm around Aria, earning a light gasp from her, causing her face to for the first time turn red.

The man's eyes widened and he coughed loudly. E-Excuse me…"

Ciel rolled his eye and bluntly asked, "Where is the victim's corpse?"

The man looked taken back. "Corpse?! What are you saying?!"

"Abberline!" a man's voice called out. Soon coming from the entrance was an older man. The man then glared at Ciel and asked, "What are you doing here, Lord Phantomhive?"

"You know him?" Abberline asked with a raised brow.

Ciel smirked, amused. "I came to clean up after the slow-moving hounds working this case, Sir Arthur Randall," Ciel said simply, raising a letter.

Ciel then began to flip through the papers. "It looks as if you haven't gotten many clues~" The man, Arthur glared at Ciel, snatching the papers away and said, "We of Scotland Yard will solve this case, we don't need your interference."

Ciel looked at the man with a blank look and then turned. "Excellent. Let's get going you two."

Sebastian and Aria nodded. "Yes, my lord." Then followed after Ciel.

Madame Red looked at Sebastian's hands that was still on Aria's waist, giving them both a sly look. "Seem as if your servants are getting awfully close Ciel, I didn't think you would allow these type of things to go on…" Madame Red said scandalously.

Ciel looked back at Sebastian and Aria who suddenly broke apart, her face turning red as she crossed her arms, a slight scowl on her face while Sebastian only looked a bit away from her, his cheeks tinged pink.

Ciel rolled his eyes and continued to walk, and soon they were all following him.

"What will you do?" Madame Red asked.

Ciel looked forward and replied, "The best thing would probably be to visit him."

Lau with his eyes still closed dramatically said, "My lord! You don't mean…"

"Indeed I do…"

Aria blinked in confusion and then looked at everyone who seemed to know.

"Wait where are we going? o.o"

They were all standing in front of a store that looked gloomy and dark, the sign saying Undertaker.

Lau blinked and then looked at everyone, raising his arms. "So…where are we?"

Everyone looked at him, sweat dropping.

Sebastian then said, "It's a funeral parlor run by an acquaintance of the young master's."

Aria and Madame Red raised an eyebrow and asked, "The Undertaker?"

They all walked inside and Ciel called out, "Are you here, Undertaker?" A dark yet amused voice then replied with, "I thought you'd drop by before long…"

"Is that you God?" Aria joked.

Suddenly maniacal laughter was heard throughout the room.

"AHAHAHAHA, HILARIOUS!"

**Sebastian's P.O.V.**

I had to resist the urge to roll my eyes when I heard Undertaker laugh loudly at Aria's not so funny joke. Dammit I hated these damn shinigami's.

"Welcome my lord…" Undertaker's crazed voice said as he suddenly came out of a coffin, looking crazed and screwed up like he just took vast amounts of opium.

"Is today the day you'll condescend to enter one of my special coffins?" he asked.

Once he stepped out of the coffin, I heard Aria gasp. I turned to look at her to see her looking at the Undertaker, with that lustful and mischievous glint in her eyes.

"No not today, I—"

"Oh my!" Aria shouted, cutting off Ciel as she ran towards the Undertaker, jumping on him, the Undertaker luckily able to make sure they both don't fall but he ended up pushed against the coffin.

Aria's tail ended up coming up from her dress, her hat falling off as she looked at the Undertaker with that look she was suppose to be giving me.

I felt something in my chest, a burning feeling as I stared at Aria practically…eye fuck the Undertaker.

"Look at this silver hair!" she purred out, lifting up his bangs. She then blushed bright red, holding her hands over her cheeks as she practically gushed. "And those eyes! You'd make anymore quiver with hunger."

I balled up my fist, trying to keep myself composed, my eyes narrowing dangerously. The Undertaker looked shocked for a moment but then he grinned from ear to ear. "My dear! You flatter me so, you look just as delicious with those white ears of yours," he purred out, moving his hand up to grab one of her cat ears, giving it a gentle tug.

Aria moaned loudly, biting her bottom lip gently. "Mmm, I think I like flirting with Death," she purred out.

Madame Red blushed a bright red, along with everyone else while I felt a loud growl slip past my lips, digging my nails into my hands.

"Such a naughty kitty!~" Undertaker said with a raspy laugh, licking his lips. "I think I'll give you something as punishment for being so bad…"

I snarled loudly and slammed my fist down onto a table, causing a loud noise to ring through the air and cracks began to form into the table. "That's enough dammit!" I shouted, feeling angry.

I wanted to murder someone.

And that someone happened to be the Undertaker.

Everyone looked at me with confusing looks but the Undertaker gave me a knowing smile and soon let out a loud laugh that shook the whole parlor.

He gave me smirk and tickled Aria's chin, earning a giggle from her as he looked at Ciel and I.

"I'll tell you everything you want to know~"

I growled and turned on my heel, walking out of the parlor angrily. "Sebastian where are you going?" Ciel called out me but I ignored him, too angry to care. "Don't worry my lord, he's just feeling the human emotion of the green monster!" Undertaker said and laughed even louder.

I hated that damned man's laughter. I growled loudly, running my fingers through my hair. What was this feeling I felt? My pulse was beating fast, my blood felt hot, my head throbbed and I just wanted to rip out the Undertaker's insides.

He's just feeling the human emotion of the green monster!

That's when it dawned on my person.

I am…jealous? How preposterous!

END

STP: GODDAMN THAT WAS A LONG CHAPTER .

Sebby: *pouting in a corner*

STP: Awhhh are you okaii?

Sebby: Fuck off

STP: Ouch! Someone's jealous huh?

Sebby: *growls* I'm not jealous!

STP: Suuuure you aren't~ =3=

Undertaker: *currently rubbing Aria's head and cackles manically* Read and review lovlies~

Sebby: Get your hands off of her! *growls and pulls out his butter knives*

STP: Uh oh o.O