The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and

getting kicked into the trunk of a car~


They all arrived back to the Phantomhive estate to see Sebastian already there, had finishing his errands and even composing a list of suspects. It astounded everyone there except Ciel who had a knowing smirk on his face.

Aria blinked and then frowned a little. She never really questioned it until now, what exactly was Sebastian and Ciel's relationship…? How did Sebastian even become Ciel's butler in the first place? The whole thing was odd, but she knew the answers would come to her soon enough.

And what was weird was that when she was trying to talk to Sebastian he was giving her the cold shoulder, ignoring her and throwing her glares.

What the hell was wrong with him?

Aria sighed heavily, shaking her head as she tried not to dwell on it. She was suppose to be getting ready to go to this party with Sebastian, Madame Red, Lau and Ciel to the suspect Sebastian believes it is.


"Alesiter Chambers, the Viscount Druitt," Sebastian said simply, pushing up his glasses that he wore. He was dressed more formally for the party, his hair pushed to the side, exposing more of his handsome features.

"He graduated from medical school, but has not gone into practice. He's thrown several parties at his home. However, people say he simultaneously holds secret parties that only his intimates may attend~"

Madame Red then said, "I've heard rumors that he's into black magic and that sort of thing~"

"So you suspect that at these underground parties, they perform ceremonies and sacrifice the prostitutes?" Lau said, his eyes once again closed.

Aria looked at him. Why does he never open his damn eyes? She blushed as she imagined how they must look when he opened them.

"Tonight is the last party of the season," Madame Red said.

The carriage they were in came to a stop and Ciel stepped out. He was wearing a very pink and frilly looking dress with pigtails and a pink hat. Aria had to resist the urge, many times to tackle him to the ground and hug her Master till he couldn't breath, but she resisted.

"We only have one chance," Ciel said, holding his dress.

"You look so beautiful as a female young Master," Aria purred out as she stepped out of the carriage next. Ciel blushed and looked away from her in embarrassment at her compliment, scowling softly. He wasn't happy about being put into a dress though he'd admit Aria looked good in hers…

She had done some kind of spell that she got from the Undertaker that enabled her to hide her ears and tail; they were still there but were invisible. Her hair was done in full curls, her bangs loosely hanging in her face.

"You look nice too…" Ciel admitted. Aria squealed and was about to hug him but Ciel held up his hand. "No, none of that. We have to keep our covers."

Aria giggled and gave Ciel a wink, holding her blue colored fan in front of her. "Why of course sister," she said amused, taking Ciel's hand and leading him inside, everyone else following.

"Ciel and Aria will play as my nieces who are also sisters visiting from the country, and Sebastian will play as their tutor," Madame Red said with a smirk.

Ciel blushed and blurted out, "Why do I have to play as your niece?!" Madame Red gave him a sheepish smile replying, "I always wanted a girl~"

Ciel growled. "That's your reason?"

Madame Red leaned over to her nephew, saying lowly to him, "You can't let them find out you're a Phantomhive, can you?" She then gave Ciel a sly look. "What's more, I'm told Lord Druitt is a ladies' man of catholic tastes, so this is to your advantage!"

Ciel looked sick for a moment, his cheeks still tinged red. Aria snickered and then asked, "What about me Madame Red? Does Lord Druitt like his ladies…developed?" Aria did a twirl in her gown, giving them all a seductive look before blowing a kiss. They all sweat dropped.

Sebastian smirked, he was obviously enjoying this from the smug look on his face. He had to admit Ciel did play a wonderful girl, he looked rather, dare he say it? Cute. While Aria on the other hand…

He had to keep the blush down that was fighting to his cheeks.

"Didn't you say you'd any means necessary young Master?" Aria asked with a giggle.

Ciel only glared at her, crossing his arms. "Hmph!"


"First we must find the viscount," Sebastian said as he followed behind his Master with Aria behind them in tow.

"I never want Elizabeth to see me in an outfit like this…" Ciel said gloomily. Aria raised her eyebrows, her cat ears perking up in curiosity. Who's Elizabeth?

[STP: Aria hasn't met Elizabeth yet because I didn't want Liz to make an appearance yet :D]

"Oh, that dress is so cute!" a high-pitched voice said making Sebastian and Ciel stop in their tracks. They both then turned around, their eyes wide as a panic look crossed their faces.

"Nyao…what are you guys looking at?" Aria asked in confusion, looking around. Then she followed their eyes and saw them looking at a girl who appeared to be around Ciel's age with curly blonde hair and green eyes wearing a frilly red dress.

"There are so many lovely dresses here!" the girl gushed, clasping her hands together. "How cute!"

Ciel suddenly started to freak out. "S-S-Sebas…!"

"Young mas—er, mistress, please calm down," Sebastian said, ushering Aria and Ciel away. "We'll take this opportunity to…"

"Oh my!" the girl shouted making Ciel freeze. "That girl's dress is absolutely adorable and so is the old woman's!"

Aria felt her eyebrow twitch. "Old…?"

Sebastian chuckled a little and moved them away from the girl.

"If anyone were to find out the head of the family wears dresses…" Ciel whispered.

"Then the Phantomhive name would be stained for all generations," Sebastian said with a smirk.

"Let's just join Madame Red and the others," Aria said, feeling a bit bored now. This whole sneaking around was becoming a bit tedious. Wasn't this a party? How come they aren't dancing around and enjoying themselves? Sneaking around would just make them stand out…

They finally lost the blonde girl and the Druitt was standing next to a few other people, talking to them.

Aria's eyes widened and she blushed. "Wow! Nyao! He's a looker!" she said, blushing furiously as she gushed. Ciel and Sebastian looked at her with blank looks before rolling their eyes.

"We have no choice but to use this dance to get close to him," Sebastian said.

Aria stepped out of the way so Ciel and Sebastian could have room but Sebastian held out his hand to her.

"Why don't I give you a dance first Aria? It seems as if you aren't really enjoying your time...that's if young Master does not mind?"

Aria blushed furiously, looking stunned. Wasn't he mad at her?

Ciel looked at them two before rolling his eyes. "Fine, but make sure you dance with me too…" Aria smirked and grabbed Ciel's face, pinching and pulling on his cheeks. "Awh! I didn't know you went that way Ciel!"

Ciel blushed and batted her hands away, scowling. "Just hurry and dance dammit!"

Sebastian smirked and with a bow, grabbed Aria's hand and led her to the dance floor. They then began to waltz and Aria felt shy all of a sudden. She looked away from him, feeling her cheeks become hot.

"Why do you turn your head away?" Sebastian asked in that silky voice of his.

"I can turn my head away if I so damn please," Aria hissed out, a pout forming on her lips. Sebastian chuckled, catching her attention once more. He then twirled her around and brought her back to him.

"And I thought you were mad at me…"

"Oh?" Sebastian looked down at the white-haired female. "I was never mad at you…"

"Yeah you were, as soon as we came from the Undertaker's you kept giving me all of these evil eyed looks; glaring at me and sending me spiteful looks, so I do believe I had did something…" she said as she looked up at him.

Ba-dump. Ba-dump. Ba-dump. [STP: That's what a heartbeat sounds like XD]

Why did her chest feel like it was about to cave in right now. She felt dazed, felt like there was no one in the ballroom but her and Sebastian.

"Oh…that? Do you want to know why?" he asked, his voice dropping an octave, becoming low, almost a hushed whisper. Aria nodded stiffly, feeling her heart flutter.

Sebastian smirked and then dipped her, holding her by her waist, looking into her eyes. He then pressed his mouth against her ear, his breath hot. Aria gulped softly, feeling her eyes become half-lidded, a familiar ache hitting her between her legs.

"Because I don't like it when my property is being touched," he whispered huskily in her ear.

Aria's eyes widened a fraction and she could feel her entire face become red. "P-Property?!"

Sebastian smirked, thinking he had fi—SLAP!

There was now a sudden burning sensation on his left cheek. He looked Aria who looked angered and embarrassed all at the same time. She snatched herself out of his hold and scowled. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING PROPERTY?! I AM NOT SOME PROPERTY!" She hissed out, the feline in her coming out.

Normally a Victorian woman back in the day would consider that a compliment, something very affectionate. But not Aria, she was a cat, she was not bound to some man or society. So Sebastian can take his so-called compliment and shove it far up his ass.

With a cat-like hiss Aria turned on her heel walking away, leaving a stunned Sebastian behind.

Ciel came up to Sebastian, having witnessed their exchange. "What did you do to her? o.o"

Sebastian rubbed his cheek, feeling confused and bit turned on all at the same time. He then licked his lips, his red eyes gleaming.

Bad kitty~

"I have no idea…but I think I did enjoy the slap," he said with a grin. Ciel rolled his eyes and said, "Your sickening…let's just dance."


"Stupid Sebastian," Aria grumbled out, she then snatched a glass from one of the waiters, downing the drink down. She then licked her lips. "Mm, this is actually pretty damn delicious."

Suddenly the blonde male came over to her and gave her a smirk, holding the same drink in his hands. "I saw you out there on the dance floor, you looked simply ravishing," he said with a smirk.

Aria grinned and tossed the glass behind, unintentionally hitting Madame Red in the head. Aria sauntered over to the male, running her clawed finger up and down his chest. "Ravishing huh?" she purred out, her invisible tail wagging from side to side in excitement.

The man smirked and nodded. "Yes, you were a beauty to behold," he said, leaning down to kiss her hand. "I am—"

"Lord Druitt, I've heard about you," Aria said with a giggle.

Druitt smirked and pulled her close to him. "What have you heard about me?"

Aria giggled and turned her head away from him shyly. While her head was turned she rolled her eyes, making a sickened look. This guy is such a tool…

She then turned her head back, giving him a lustful yet shy look, licking her lips. "I've heard you are quite the…lover," she said softly, giving him a wink.

Lord Druitt's face lit up and then he smirked. "Oh…I am sweetheart," he said with a smirk. "How about you have a drink and we'll go talk more about…me~" Aria rolled her golden eyes and took the drink, giving him a sweet look.

"Oh, thank you sir!" she said with a giggle, sipping the wine.

Ha! I'll solve this Jack the Rapist case without Sebastian and Ciel's help. And when I do solve it, they'll agree to have a threesome with me I can see it no—Why am feeling dizzy?

Aria felt her head become heavy and her eyes began to droop. She then felt black spots in her vision and she glared at him, the wine slipping from her hands.

"Y-Yew…dirty…blonde…bint…when…wake up…chop off your bollocks," she murmured and that's when all went black.

The last thought entered her mind. I'm never going to get my threesome! D:


Ciel was on the ground, breathing in and out heavily as he looked dazed.

Sebastian only gave him a blank look. "I'm ashamed of you, becoming exhausted so easily," Sebastian tsked before helping Ciel up.

Suddenly there was loud clapping and they both turned to see the Druitt coming over to them with a sly look.

"You danced like a lovely little robin, Miss," Lord Druitt said with a polite smile. Sebastian looked at him and then bowed to Ciel. "Miss, I'll go get you something to drink." With that he walked off, going to go look for Aria.

Maybe he'll get her to blush some more and maybe even claw at him.

Ciel looked at Druitt and then smiled nervously, giving Lord Druitt a curtsey

"G-Good evening, Lord Druitt."

He smirked and grasped Ciel's hand and gave him a polite smile. "Are you having fun…?" Ciel gave him a fake smile and replied with, "It's a wonderful party. I'm so very impressed."

"But I'm sick of dancing and eating…!" Ciel said snobbily, turning his head to the side. Lord Druitt looked highly amused and he leaned over to him. "What a pampered brat you are!"

Lord Druitt then wrapped his arm around Ciel's waist, creepily moving his hands down near Ciel's ass. "So you want something more amusing…?" Ciel freezed up and a disgusted look came onto his face.

Ciel gave Lord Druitt polite look, despite his inner feelings. "Do you know of something more amusing, my lord?"

Lord Druitt chuckled and grasped Ciel's chin. "But of course. And I'm willing to tell you, my darling little robin." Ciel inwardly freaked out on the inside.

WHEN THIS IS OVER, I'M GOING TO KILL THAT GUY!

"What is it?" Ciel asked sweetly.

Lord Druitt only smiled, the smile not at all reaching his eyes.


Ciel felt himself come to and heard Lord Druitt's voice.

And now, what you've all been waiting for: tonights top two crown jewels!

A low moan was heard next to Ciel. "Nyao…ow my head…" a feminine voice said.

Ciel's eyes widened behind the bandage and he turned his head to the side. "A-Aria?!"

"Ciel?! How did you get caught?" Aria's voice asked, a bit panicked.

"That damn Lord Druitt drugged me with some air pheromones," Ciel grumbled out in annoyance. "Oh? He slipped something into my wine, he's a clever bastard," Aria said with a sigh. "But he is a attractive bastard!"

Ciel rolled his eyes behind the blindfold, practically seeing the cat-like smile on her face.

Suddenly the sound of curtains being raised up was heard and the sound of male's and even some female's 'ooh's' and 'ahh's' could be heard.

You may enjoy them as a decoration, or make a pet of them~

Aria growled and shouted out, "Ay! I'm not a pet you blonde pervert! When I get out of here, I'll gut you where you stand, you poxy uphill gardener!"

They were some gasps and Lord Druitt chuckled loudly.

This one has a mouth on her, but I'm sure you all could find some other things do with that mouth of hers~ I imagine she'd make even an attractive part of a ceremony.

A few cat-calls and whistles were heard, making Aria growl loudly, resisting the urge to break out of her confines and slaughter everyone in the room.

Wait what? What the hell was she thinking?

"Aria, calm down," Ciel hissed out. "Sebastian will come for us."


Sebastian was currently flirting with a bunch of English woman, giving them compliments and raunchy comments.

"Oh my! You simply are a naughty man!" one woman said, blushing heavily as she fanned her hot cheeks.

Sebastian chuckled and grabbed her hand, kissing it as he looked at her. "I'm just simply one hell of a man my Lady~"

"Oh!~ "


Or if you want to sell their parts individually, that's up to you~

The lady to the right's eyes bear the contrasting colors of a deep forest one the one on the left bear the contrasting colors of the setting sun.

"Ciel…" Aria said with an annoyed growl.

"Yes Aria?"

"We're being talked about like we are cattle, about to be sold to some sick pervert, this does not go well with me at all. I am not about that life," she said in all seriousness.

Ciel raised a brow. "Your not about what?"

Aria sighed and rolled her eyes beneath the blindfold. "Never mind…"

I shall show you all now.

Ciel furrowed his brows. So he sold the organs of the prostitutes he killed here? He thought as he felt his blindfold being untied.

We'll start from a thousand guineas!

2000!

3000!

3500!

Shouts came from the people in the crowd. Ciel's blindfold and Aria's blindfold fell to the ground. Aria opened her eyes and looked at Ciel who suddenly snapped his eyes opened.

5000!

Aria's gold eyes widened in shock as she noticed that his left eye was a pentagram. Suddenly a word flew into her head.

Faustian Contract….

Suddenly a face entered her mind, the face of a young male with dark hair and hazel eyes. He looked broken, tears running down his eyes as he looked at her. Don't hurt me Aria, please!

Aria shook her head, feeling it start to ache rather painfully. What…what the hell was that? A memory?

"Here I am Sebastian," Ciel said calmly, the contract seal starting to glow.

That's when suddenly all of the candle's in the room went out, making the room completely black but Aria could see him…she could see his red eyes in the darkness, the graceful movements of his body.

Her eyes wide, she looked at him and he looked at her, his eyes turning a glowing fuschia color, his pupils turning into slits.

And his name fell from her lips. "Sebastian…"

And that's when her world once again went black.


END

STP: *whines* my fingers! D:

Aria: That means you did a good job :D

STP: Nu! That means I typed too much

Aria: Oh hush

Sebastian: And stop complaining~

STP: You two are cruel .

Sebastian: I am not cruel, I am just simply

Everyone: ONE HELL OF A BUTLER! WE HEARD IT A THOUSAND TIMES!

Sebastian: *smirks* I'm just making sure you all don't forget it~

STP:…. *sweat drops* Any who here's the definition to some of those insults Aria used (which are legit old English insults)

Ciel: W-WHAT?! I NEVER AGREED TO T-

STP: Shhh!

Bollocks- Testicles.

Bint- A very loose woman. One step short of being called a prostitute.

Poxy- Crappy; third-rate.

Uphill Gardner- Homosexual XD