A/N: Thanks for reading, I'm going to be updating pretty fast on this story because... it's easy to write? Yeah sure, that. Now, here's my second favorite game, scenes from a hat.
Also thanks for the review, 13POTC!
Mickey: Ok, for our next game, this is my favorite game, scenes from a hat, this is for all four of you.
The audience cheered loudly.
All of the performers get up, Aladdin and Esmeralda go to one side of the room, next to Mickey, while Lustig and Clayton go to a different side of the room.
Mickey: The way this game works is that we asked the audience some suggestions for what they'd like to see the performers act out, and we put the good ones... not all of them, only the good ones, into a hat, and then we'll have the performers act it out for us. Let's start that with... 'Reasons why some Disney characters shouldn't go on dating sites'.
Clayton walks out to the center of the room first.
Clayton: My gun isn't the only thing that's big. :3
Bzzt! (Whenever that happens, it means that Mickey hit the buzzer for the next person to go.
Esmeralda: Hi I'm Maleficent, and I can please both those into women, and those who are into bestiality.
Bzzt!
Lustig: Hi I'm Simba, how would you like a try at this little pussy?
Bzzt! Bzzt!
The crowd was both laughing and booing.
Mickey: I think we should go to the next one. 'What...' oh great, 'what Mickey is thinking right now.'
Lustig walked out first.
Lustig: Can't stare at her, can't stare at her, don't want to get sued again, can't stare.
Bzzt!
Aladdin: I have an image to keep up, what the hell am I doing here?
Mickey smiled as he hit the buzzer.
Bzzt!
Lustig: Oh that Lustig is so dreamy.
Bzzt!
Mickey: Ok, let's move on. 'Lines that were cut out of the movie, 'Lion King'.
Lustig (pretending to be Simba): Listen Nala, I know I almost got you killed as a kid, and abandoned you guys with a complete idiot of a king but... wanna F(beep)?
Bzzt!
MIckey (laughing): You know it costs a lot of money to censor.
Lustig: So does this.
Lustig keeps pressing the button.
Bzzt! Bzzt! Bzzt!
Mickey and everyone else laughed. He then got the next notecard.
Mickey: 'Characters from Disney films that should not get their own show'
Clayton walked out to the center of the room, and then went back.
Bzzt!
Lustig went over to Mickey and pulled him out of the chair and took him to the center of the room, showing him off. Mickey walked back to his desk.
Aladdin went up next.
Aladdin (doing an annoying voice) Welcome back to cooking with Gurgy.
The audience laughed a lot at that one.
Esmeralda went up.
Esmeralda: Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase!
Bzzt!
Mickey: Ha. You know that there actually was a Timone and Puumba show?
Esmeralda: Oh God!
Mickey: Alright. 'Bad advertisement casting'.
The performers looked puzzled. Finally, Lustig went up.
Lustig: Hi, I'm Cinderella, now selling the improved mouse trap.
Bzzt!
Mickey: I can't help but dislike that advertisement for some reason.
Lustig: I'm sorry. To make it up for you, I'll buy you one.
Mickey: I'm good.
Esmeralda went up next.
Es: Hi, Snow White here, and have you ever felt like buying a machine gun?
Bzzt!
Clayton went.
Clayton (screaming): I AM THE BEAST! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY OUR NEW AND IMPROVED TAMPONS!
Most people were laughing a good amount. Bzzt!
Mickey: Hell, I might be interested just because of that.
Clayton: I'll bet.
Mickey: 'What the villains do when nobody's around'.
Lustig went up.
Lustig: (looked left and right, then had a contorted face before sighing) I was holding that in all day. Whew.
Aladdin comes running up.
Aladdin: Hey Jafa- oh God what's that smell! (cough)
bzzt!
They went back to their spots, and Es (I'm sick of typing Esmeralda all the time) came up.
Es (doing a rather good british accent, starts putting on lipstick and dancing around) Would you (beep) me? I would (beep) me.
Bzzt!
Mickey: What did I just say.
Lustig pushed the button again.
Bzzt!
Lustig: Have any other questions?
The audience laughed a bit again.
Mickey: Ok one more. 'Things you can say about the movie you were in, but not your girlfriend'.
Aladdin: It was hot, nice looking, and enjoyable.
Bzzt!
Lustig: A lot of people were in it, and they all thought it was nice.
Nobody laughed at first.
Lustig: Think about it.
Soon the audience laughed a bit.
Mickey: This is turning out to be a sick game, huh?
Clayton: Eh, could be worse.
Lustig went up again.
Lustig: There were crabs.
The audience again laughed and booed.
Bzzt! Bzzzzzzzzt!
The game was over and the performers went back to their seats.
Mickey: 1000 to Aladdin and Clayton for remaining child-friendly through the whole thing.
Lustig and Es gave each other a high five.
Lustig: I'm in the lead!
Mickey: Riiiiiight...
well, thanks for reading again. Next one is going to be my favorite, Irish Drinking Song. Please send in a review stating your favorite Disney Villain. Thanks for reading, please review.