A/N: Last chapter... yup. Thanks for the reviews and for reading. And sorry that this one is really short, but, it's ok, because though this is the end of the episode, I'll write the first chapter of the next episode tomorrow.
Mickey: And tonight's winner is, Aladdin!
Aladdin got up from his spot behind Mickey's desk and bowed as the audience cheered.
Mickey: Now Aladdin gets to avoid doing the hoedown.
The audience clapped again as the other three performers groaned. They were lined up: Clayton, Mickey, Es, and Lustig at the end.
Mickey: Now, what I need from the audience is something embarrassing that could happen to you.
Random: Get caught cheating.
Mickey: Ok... this should be fun. The 'got caught cheating hoedown'.
Minnie started the hoedown music on the piano.
Clayton: So you're wondering how I got this hand shaped bruise,
my wife slapped me while we were on a cruise.
After the incident, I know I won't get laid,
because she found me making out, with the little mermaid.
The crowd laughed and some cheered.
Mickey: I'm going to tell you, what happened to me,
my wife saw me commit adultery.
Now I know that soon, Aladdin will start gaspin,
because I was sleeping around with Jasmine.
Aladdin shook his head as he laughed.
Es: Now when I got drunk, my husband did see,
I was cheating on him... hee hee.
But the part of the story, that makes people gack,
is the fact that I slept with Quasi the hunchback.
The crowd laughed and cheered again.
Lustig: Now people complain that cheating is bad,
I just see it, as a growing fad,
but apparently God doesn't think that's swell,
it doesn't matter though, I can still get laid in hell.
All: Can still get laid in heeeeeellllllllll!
The audience cheered.
Mickey: That's it ladies and gentlemen. Goodnight, and we'll see you next episode.