Statistics are like a bikini.

What they reveal is suggestive, but what

they conceal is vital~

Aria ran outside after she woke up the rest of the servants, which she now regretted, because they were all panicking and screaming nonsense.

Master!

Angela!

What's going on?!

Aria's ears pressed against her skull and she frowned. "The demon hound was here," Angela said softly, frowning as she clasped her hands together. "Demon hound?!" they all shouted (minus Aria who already knew). "It brings great catastrophe to the village, anyone who dares to defy my master will be punished by the demon hound. That's the law here, there is no way to stop it!"

They all gasped softly and Aria only rolled her eyes. That's bullshit…she thought as she crossed her arms, her invisible tail swishing lightly in suspicion.

"Angela!"

Everyone turned to see almost the whole village with torches coming towards them, a man in the front. "Please find Lord Barrymore at once," he demanded, a heavy frown on his face. "The demon hound has come once again…"

Aria crossed her arms and asked, "Who was the punished one?"

They all arrived to a man with black hair, his body covered in bite marks, scratches, bruises and blood, his clothing tattered and worn down. "How awful," Bard whispered, still clutching his pillow to his body. [STP: He looks so cute like that! :D]

Ciel was leaning over the man's body, examining him. He then motioned Aria over, holding the dead man's wrist delicately in his hands. Aria leaned down and took an inconspicuous whiff of it before giving him a nod. Ciel then frowned and said, "So that's it then…"

"Stand back! Don't touch!" Lord Henry shouted and everyone turned to look at him. "I see it was James then he was the bad dog…" "Yes he broke the legal restrictions on dog ownership," one of the men from the crowd said. "He had six dogs, more than what he should of have."

"Six dogs…? Then this was inevitable," Lord henry said looking a bit sympathetic. Bard scowled and shouted, "Is that all you can say, really?!"

"This village is under my rule no one else's! The demon hound protects that rule, as the Guardian of the Barrymore family it punishes anyone and everyone who dares to challenge me!" He shouted.

The white dog is a good dog

A good dog good

The black dog is a bad dog

A bad dog bad

He'll eat ya flesh down to the bone

Down to the bone

He'll gobble you up until your gone

Till your gone

Goodbye sunsets

Goodbye goodnight…

The villagers chanted and walked off, still eerily chanting this with one another. Aria scowled once they were all gone, the air around them quiet. "Did anyone think that was completely creepy?" she asked rather loudly.

"I agree…" Bard said with a creeped out look. "I second that," Mey-Rin said.

"I was sure you outsiders were going to be it's next prey," Lord Henry said, looking at all of them. Aria snorted but decided not to reply. If a dog did show up, she would surely hack away at it till it was dead. "You were lucky to have escaped." With that Angela and Lord Henry began to walk away.

"Well Master?" Sebastian asked. Ciel didn't reply and he only frowned.

The next day Aria was sitting outside with a forlorn looking Mey-Rin, Bard and Finnian. "This has got to be the worst holiday ever," Bard said, frowning. "The worse, yes it is," Mey-Rin said with a heavy sigh. "So far this trip has be shit, there are dogs about, I fucking hate the smell," Aria grumbled out, pinching her nose.

"What's the matter?" Sebastian asked, his voice a bit mocking. "You were all so excited on the way here~" "Yeah that was before all of this crap happened," Aria said with a huff. "Don't look so gloomy," Sebastian said, pulling up a picnic basket and a towel. "We're on a holiday it's a time of relaxing."

All of their eyes widened.

And next thing you know they were at the beach near the village. Bard was running through the water, grinning like an idiot. "Yeeeah!" "Ahahaha!" Finnian cried out in glee, running through the water also.

They both jumped into the deep end of the water and lifted their heads up. "I haven't been to a proper swimming hole in ages! The water is so nice and warm!" Bard shouted.

"Aren't you coming in too Mey-Rin?" Finnian shouted, turning his head.

Mey-Rin was in a changing shack and she poked her head from out of the curtains, blushing. "No I can't go out there! It's too embarrassing!" "Come on now! You don't get a chance to do this everyday!" Bard shouted in reply to her.

"Ughhh…" Mey-Rin moaned, poking her head back in.

Bard and Finnian shrugged their shoulders and began to splash one another laughing until Bard stopped suddenly, swimming forward quickly, a light blush tinging his cheeks.

"Oh ho ho!"

Mey-Rin wore a white and pink 19th century swim outfit, that complimented her athletic figure nicely and it made her look extremely cute. "This is absolutely humiliating!" she shouted, her cheeks completely red.

"No worries Mey-Rin you look lovely," Finnian said with a smile. She stood and clasped her hands together. "Y-Your not just saying that?" "You'd look even better without the glasses," Bard said with a cheesy smile.

He then tried to make a move to snatch her glasses off by Mey-Rin jumped back, waving her arms around. "No no no! I can't, the Master gave them to me!" she shouted, splashing them all.

Sebastian watched them a smile on his face. "Don't you care to bathe with them young Master?" Sebastian asked as he stood. Ciel didn't reply, keeping his eyes on his book and instead merely turned a page. [STP: You are all probably wondering…Where da flying nipples is Aria?! But done worry my lovelies she shall arrive ;D]

Sebastian smirked. "Oh I see, the Master can't—" "I don't see why they are making such a fuss about this little pond…." Ciel said with a scoff. "Just because you can bathe does not make it a resort."

"You still intend to make this place into a resort?" Sebastian asked with a raised brow. "Naturally," Ciel said, closing his eye. "But what about this great demon hound?" Sebastian asked. "Surely you know as well as I by now, this demon hound is no dog." Sebastian's eyes widened and then he smiled. Ciel opened his eye and asked, "Should we discuss it further?"

"How about instead of discussing the demon hound, you go swim with me young Master," Aria's voice purred out. Sebastian and Ciel turned their heads and their jaws dropped to the ground anime style, their eyes wide. And soon Ciel's face was red as a tomato and Sebastian's cheeks were tinged pink, his grip on the towel he was holding, tightening.

Lord have mercy…they both thought unanimously.

There in front of them was Aria. She was supposed to wear the same exact thing Mey-Rin was wearing except it would be pink and white vertically striped. But instead it was a thin and very revealing top that did well at covering her nipples but did poorly at covering up her cleavage and assets while the matching bottom would be practically called underwear. [STP: The modern day bikini XD] Her hair was all out and she had a pair of what looked to be furry white paw-like gloves.

"W-WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!" Ciel shouted, covering his now bleeding nose as he waved his arm around.

Aria blinked in confusement and looked down. "This…?" "YES THAT!" "Oh…Well I hated that horrid thing you gave me to wear, so I gave it some slight adjustments~"

"H-Here you go Master," Sebastian stammered out, holding out the white towel out to Ciel who gladly accepted it, plugging up his nose. And it seemed as if Sebastian had to plug up his nose as well.

"A-ADJUSTMENTS! YOU L-LOOK—!" Ciel's sentence was cut off by Aria being in his face, a huge grin on her face as she caressed his cheek, her breast in his face.

"Irresistible? Insatiable? Beautiful? Desirable? Cute? Stunning? Amazing? The list can go on sir," Aria said mockingly, that mischievous glint in her eyes once more. Ciel shook lightly and pushed Aria away, holding his nose tighter to try to keep the blood that wanted so desperately to fly out.

"You look improper!" Ciel shouted, turning his head away blushing.

They all gained the attention of the other servants and soon Mey-Rin had blood gushing from her nose, Bard could only look on in shock, his swimwear feeling awfully tight at the moment and Finnian was to busy looking at Angela with love stricken eyes.

"Oh my," Angela said, looking at Aria with wide eyes, holding her teacup in her hands. "Does she always do this Tanaka?" Tanaka looked at Aria, blood dripping from his nose as he blushed heavily.

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho…" was his only reply and Angela only sighed, sipping her tea. "I see…"

"Please cover yourself!" Ciel shouted, blushing hard.

"You think this is improper young Master?" Aria asked, licking her lips. Sebastian's eyes widened and he found himself grabbing a few more towels, knowing that his young Master was going to shoot out a heavy flow.

"Y-Yes…" Ciel stammered out, leaning back in his seat, as Aria once again got closer to him. "I'll show you improper…" Aria then moved her hands behind her neck and soon her top was falling off but she held it in place, making it show off some off her hardening nipples as her tongue hung out in a very animalistic way.

She then purred out with a low moan, "Is this improper enough, Master?"

Ciel's eye and Sebastian's eyes widened.

"ARIA!" Ciel shouted, the plugs shooting from out of his nose as his entire body went red and that day, Aria had learned a lesson.

Never wear something that revealing around young Master again.

While Sebastian learned that if Aria would ever do something like this again…he'll need more towels and looser clothes.

Aria was playing in the water with the rest of the servants after they ate with Angela and Tanaka. She had fondled Mey-Rin a few times, causing the young human maid to blush and scream in embarrassment, she flirted with Bard, pressing her body against his and causing the American cook to blush profoundly and she of course hugged Finnian to her breast, causing the young boy to practically shout in embarrassment.

As she had said before. Humans were just so fun to play with. They were the only mammals with modesty and shame. How adorable!

"We got him! We got the bad dog! We got James dog!" A bunch of men shouted, running down the street.

Aria's ears perked up, as she held a flailing Mey-Rin in her arms, squeezing the maid's breast over and over, ignoring her pleas while Bard and Finnian watched on with perverted (well Bard) and red faces. More dogs? Ugh…just when this vacation was starting to look good. She sighed, letting go of Mey-Rin who fell into the water, creating a nice stream of blood above where she sunk and got out of the water, squeezing and wringing the water out of her hair, the water dripping down her body in the most tantalizing way.

"Shall we go Master?" she asked with a heavy sigh. Ciel blushed and turned his head away. "Y-Yes…just as long as you put on some clothes," he stammered out, looking away from the feline.

Aria only smiled. "Yes Master."

He's got something in his mouth, get it from him!" one of the male villager's shouted. A dog that happened to be one of James dogs was chained to a brick wall by his neck while some of the male villagers held their dogs by a leash.

A man tried to take whatever it was from the dog's mouth. "Bad dog, give it to me. Bad dog let go!" he shouted and when the dog didn't let go, he proceeded to beat the dog in the head with a large and thick stick.

"What a bad dog," Lord Henry said. "He deserves punishment."

Aria and everyone else watched on. She frowned, disliking what was happening, already getting a sickening feeling in the pit of her stomach. This was not good.

"Get started."

The men let go of the dogs and soon the other dogs began to attack the single dog, biting and scratching him. The villagers cheered the dogs on, a wild and ravaged look in their eyes that disgusted Aria to no end.

"Stop this…"Finnian whispered, horror in his eyes. "They can't do this…"

Aria scowled and knew she had to put a stop to this, she then grabbed a very large stake that was in the ground and ran over to the dogs, smacking them all away from the dog. "Get away from him you mutts!" she snarled out.

Suddenly a villager woman screamed and fainted. Aria scoffed and threw the stake down, getting down on her knees as she held the dog in her hands, Finnian at her side, tears in his eyes. "T-Thank you Aria…" he whispered gratefully, petting the dogs head.

Aria nodded and turned her head to see the angered villagers advancing on all of them, holding stakes, pitchforks, fire and sticks. All of them whispering crazed and angry things.

Punish em!

Yeah punish them!

Punish them like the bad dogs they are!

Aria growled, cracking her invisible long claws, her ears pointing back. "Just say the word Master, and I'll slit every last one 'em throats," Aria said darkly, her more darker side relishing at the thought of being able to come out and cause bloodshed. [STP: Her dark side is the one who basically was going to attack Grell. When her eyes turn that glowing color that's her…darker side :D]

Ciel shook his head. "No Aria, we will not cause harm to the villagers."

Aria growled in irritation, more pissed at what happened next. Her and Ciel were chained to the wall while Bard, Mey-Rin, Finnian and Tanaka were tied up to the large stake.

"Not so powerful now are you, bitch?" Lord Henry asked Aria, roughly holding her face in his large hands. Aria growled, resisting the urge to rip him open from the inside, but her Master told her not to do anything, so she wouldn't but instead she spat at Lord Henry in his face, grinning darkly when his face shown a look of disgust. "Fuck you!"

"Why you little cunt!" Lord Henry shouted punching Aria across the face then doing it multiple times, before kneeing her in the gut, making her cry out in pain, blood coming out of her mouth.

"Aria!" Ciel shouted, his eye wide with horror. He didn't expect Aria to get hurt. "You bastard…"

"Master I beg you, show mercy this one time!" Angela shouted. "These people don't deserve the punishment!" "You have a point," Lord Henry said with a sick smile. "This little Pomeranian is the Queen's Guard Dog after all, if he can be made to see reasons perhaps I will decide to let him go~"

"Leave this village and advise the Queen to never send her minions here again."

Soon there was raspy laughter. And everyone directed his or her gaze to Aria who's raspy pained laughter soon turned into full blown maniacal crazed laughter. Lord Henry and Ciel looked taken back. "What are you laughing at bitch?!" he asked angrily, a little frightened.

Aria chuckled and raised her head, her eyes their glowing demonic color, blood dripping from the corners of her mouth, her hair flowing about her defying the laws of gravity.

"I'm going to fucking kill you all!" she shouted, she had succumbed to her demonic urges. And she was going to paint this village red.

Ciel's eyes widened. "Oh no…"

END

STP: ANNNNNNND That's a wrap :D

Ciel: But you just left it at a cliffhanger!

STP: SOOOOO? :D I love cliff hangers and besides it'll be continued tomorrow.

Sebastian: If you're not busy with Lord James

STP: *blushes* Shhhhh I'm not XDDD I'll be busy with Sims, tumblr and videogames

Sebastian: Ah yes, that game that you are awfully addicted to.

Ciel: But she doesn't even play it! She makes them do sex positions and takes pictures of them

STP: SHUT IT. Gawd, I dislike you both sometimes

Sebastian: But My Lady..

Ciel: But Madam…

Both: WE LOVE YOU! :D

STP: Uggggh *bangs head against wall* R&R~

(ALSOOOO :D I might make like 1 or 2 chapters about Aria's relationship with William maybe 3. Think of it as a mini-Arc like delving into Aria's past. It'll be completely random but fun to do :D I don't know when though. This story will most likely end with season 1 and then I'll do a sequel picking up in season 2. Fun fun fun)