Author's note: I'm so sorry this chapter is so short..but don't worry, I promise to release another chapter sometime this weekend! This chapter focuses on the beginning of Blaine's plan to 'get back' at Kurt! Also, Lauren (the lovely beta reader) is going to Paris tomorrow so let's all wish her a great time! ;D Thank you so much for all the reviews. I honestly didn't think that this story would get any reviews, so THANKYOU! :D

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In a shaded corner of the library...

The small group of boys sat arguing over the pile of papers that covered the table in front of them. The paper held roughly sketched diagrams and long, disorganized lists, all of which centred around Blaine's prank to humiliate Hummel.

Blaine hadn't seen Hummel since their fight the previous night and the awkward five minutes of silence in the corridor after they had almost-

No.

Blaine refused to even imagine the fact that he was inches away from 'lip-locking' with the conniving Slytherin. He was after all, for lack of a better term, a son of a bitch. He shook his head to clear his thoughts and focused on the conversation around him.

"Look, all I'm saying is that it would be much better to dye his hair gold and red instead of shaving his head bald." Wes protested to Nick.

"No way! Shaving his head would be awesome...and besides, he could easily dye his hair back straight away."

"I agree with Nick!" Jeff cried, as Finn mumbled, "I feel kind of bad. His dad is dating my mom after all."

Carol Hudson and Burt Hummel had met three months previously at a parent-teacher conference. The two had struck up a conversation whilst waiting in line to speak to McGonagall; they had been dating ever since.

Here we go again.

Blaine sighed and dragged a hand over his face before interrupting the squabbling.

"Guys, come on, calm down. It's my prank after all, so I get to decide." He turned to face Wes, "Wes, dying his hair Gryffindor-style wasn't exactly the kind of humiliation that I was going for, but thanks anyway." Blaine then turned to Nick and Jeff, "As much as I'd love shave Hummel's plastic hair off, I'd rather come up with something different. Something new."

Blaine pondered for a moment, thinking back to the previous night, before continuing slowly, "...something that he won't be expecting."


In a History of Magic lesson...

The clock ticked slowly on the wall in front of him; he dragged out a long sigh of boredom. Kurt was currently sitting in his History of Magic class next to his best girl-friend, Santana Lopez. The two considered themselves to be the top bitches of Hogwarts, often referring to themselves as SILFs (Slytherin I'd Like to ...well you get the gist).

"In which year did the legendary duel, between former headmaster Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald, take place? Let' see...hmm...Mr Hummel."

Kurt's head snapped up as Professor Binns called out his name. Although he was a very intelligent student, Kurt was hopeless at remembering important dates. He glanced sideways at Santana who shrugged her shoulders before turning back to face the professor, "Ermm...2001?" He grinned sheepishly as a few students sniggered.

Professor Binns huffed, annoyed, "Not quite, Mr Hummel." He turned to face the only student with their hand raised. Blaine Anderson.

"Mr Anderson. Would you like to answer the question correctly for me?" Professor Binns asked, his tone more friendly.

Kurt narrowed his eyes as Anderson sat up straight in his chair, cleared his throat and recited his textbook- perfect answer, "The legendary duel, between Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald, took place in 1945 in Continental Europe. The duel itself was three hours long and is one of the most well known duels in the wizarding world." Frodo allowed himself a small, smug smile when the professor praised him.

"Yes, very well remembered, Mr Anderson. I'm so glad that some people are obviously reviewing their work."Kurt snorted loudly, but Professor Binns ignored him.

The lesson continued slowly, but Kurt sat thinking back to what had happened between him and Anderson the night before. He hadn't spoken to the Gryffindor since the awkward encounter; he had glanced over at him a few times in the lesson, their eyes meeting once briefly before they had both turned away. He didn't know why he was acting so shy and innocent whenever his eyes met Blai—Anderson's; it was unlike him.

Kurt shook his shoulders and held his head high.

No one made Kurt Hummel nervous.

He glanced up at the clock again before realising how many more minutes of the lesson remained, (forty-five) before slumping back down in his seat.


The bell rang, signalling the end of the lesson, and the students gathered their books into their bags. Blaine saw Hummel packing up his things quickly and remembered his plan.

It's now or never.

Hitching his bag on his shoulder, Blaine rushed up to Hummel, who was heading towards the door. He stood in front of him, blocking his exit; the Slytherin frowned down at him.

"What do you want, Hobbit?" Hummel asked cautiously. Blaine was prepared to retort with a rivalling insult before he focussed back to his plan and forced a smile upon his face.

"I was just wondering if you wanted to walk with me to lunch, that's all. I can carry your bag for you if you want?"

Hummel's eyebrows rose up to his hairline, obviously not expecting such a civil answer before he recovered, realising that Blaine was probably messing him around.

"Haha Anderson. Hilarious. So what are you going to do when I give you my bag to carry, hmm? Run off with it and throw it in the lake? Feed it to Aragog's children?"

Blaine frowned, looking hurt by his accusation. "No. I was being serious." He took a deep breath before he lowered his voice and looked up at Hummel through his lashes, " Would you like me to carry you bag for you?"

Hummel stood shocked with a puzzled expression on his face; Blaine laughed inwardly.

He's totally buying it.

Kurt shook his head, unable to form a coherent answer, before he rushed out of the door. Blaine turned to watch him go, a sly smile upon his face.

Operation Seduce Hummel is a go.


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