Okay, next chappie now! Don't be mad at me, kz? This came out of nowhere, and I'm writing/typing this as I go. Oh, yea, and this is sorta from my perspective. Like, in third person. I can see the characters, but they can't see me. Therefore, this will not be in my usual writing style. Just a warning! ^.^ The characters might be a bit OOC as well. I'm not really sure. I'll let you guys decide that for me, kz?

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or any of its characters.

Discovering Ebay

Near sat unmoving as he stared at the computer screen, waiting for something to happen. Now, if you were to ask someone like me , the author, what Near was doing, I wouldn't answer you. That is simply because I am evil. However, if you were to ask someone like Mello what Near was doing, he could probably tell you. So lets go ask him, shall we?

"HEY, NEAR!" Ugh, God. Mello's so loud. It's annoying. And it gets on my nerves. But enough about me, let's see what he wants with Near. Drifting a bit closer to Mello to see what he was calling Near for, I managed to catch him muttering something about curse dolls under his breath. "Damn dolls are everywhere now. What the hell is he even going to do with them? I mean, wits not like he's gonna curse someone, right?" Snickering, I left Mello to ponder that for himself and went to see what Near was doing. Out of boredom, of course, because the albino never does anything of interest. Well, maybe never is a bit of an exaggeration. We'll go with hardly ever.

In Near's room, I found him sitting on his bed, eyes glued to the computer. Sneaking up behind him, I sneaked a peek at what he was doing. Well, technically, I didn't have to sneak because they can't see me anyways. So let me change that. I made a lot of noise walking up behind Near to see what he was doing. There, much better. Unfortunately, you guys won't know what he was doing until later because at that exact moment, Mello burst in. "FUCK NEAR! WHAT THE HELL?" The sentence caused Near to look up with emotionless eyes. "Yes, Mello?" …. Damn, the kid could be as calm as hell. Wait… Hell isn't calm. Let me fix that. The kid could be as calm as an albino turtle waiting for its lettuce.

Mello, not taking any of what he considered Near's crap, stepped into Near's room, dressed in his usual all leather clothing. God, what possessed this child? Leather does terrible to a girls complexion…. Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Now let's see, Mello stepped into the room and lowered his voice for once. (If you listened closely, you would've heard me mutter something along the lines of "Thank God!") "Do you want to explain to me why you have all these dolls everywhere Near?" Mello had failed to grasp the fact that they were not dolls. They were instead, something sacred to the white-haired boy. They were action figures. "Mello, do not insult my action figures, and yes, those are action figures, so casually." Mello gaped at Near. "Action figures? Your such a kid Near." Near only went back to watching his laptop screen. And of course, Mello got curious and went to look at the screen.

Okay, here's the big moment! Now you'll finally find out what's on the screen! Fist, let me tell you a few things. For those of you who guessed it was porn, you are wrong. If you guessed a cat, you are also wrong. If you guessed Ebay, you were wrong. Wait…. Was it ebay…? Wait! Scratch that! (again! DX) It was Ebay. And don't you act surprised either. You all had this coming. I mean, didn't you read the title? So, yeah, Mello looked at the laptop and saw this unknown website. The unknown website was, of course, better known as Ebay. For those of you who don't know what Ebay is, I recommend you stop reading this story right now because there is no way in hell you don't know about it. Unless you live under a rock. Now is there anyone curious to why Near was even on Ebay?

Simple. Near was looking for a new toy. Preferably a new robot or puzzle, but anyone would do. He had all the money he needed, after all, so why not buy something rare or exclusive? Something on Ebay. Okay, now I know Ebay sells a lot of frauds, but since Near is next in line for L, he can easily tell the difference between an original and a faux. Of course, it was only expected. Wait…. I've thrown us all off topic, haven't I? Okay, so now Mello discovered that Near was on this suspicious looking site titled Ebay. There was absolutely nothing weird about the at all. Notice the sarcasm.

~~~~~Time Skip!~~~~~

"Oh. My. Godiva! They sell Godiva Chocolate too? Near, how the hell did someone like you managed to find a website as epic as this?" Now everyone calm down, I know that Ebay doesn't really sell stuff like chocolate, but it's my story, so I'll decide what they're buying and what Ebay is selling! (Insert evil laugh here) So, back to our favorite cute couple, which for some reason, wind up also being paired with a videogame-obsessed redhead, better known as Matt. But I'm just going to call him….. Matt. There. Now everyone's happy!

~~~~Another Time Skip!~~~~

Happily munching on his chocolate from Ebay, Mello turned and looked at a certain pale albino who was currently attempting to solve his newly bought puzzle. "Hey, Near," Blushing somewhat profusely, he continued his statement. "Thanks for buying me the chocolate." Having finished his….. for lack of a better word, I'm calling it a statement again, he took another bite of his chocolate satisfyingly. Near, having ignored the psycho blond, stood up and walked toward his new bag of toys, pulling out a robot. Quietly, but not so soft as to be unable to hear what he was saying, (did that make any sense to anyone?) Near replied with a whispered "Your welcome." And proceeded to play with his robots.

So here I end this story, with everyone satisfied. Including myself, of course! Well, I'm not actually that satisfied with this story. I'll probably come back, find about a billion problems with it, try to fix the problems, and end up re-writing the whole damn thing. But overall, I hope you enjoyed it! I'm out of ideas though, so it would be nice if you R&R'd leaving an idea as well to what they should discover next. I'm aiming for this to have at least 10 chapters. Please help me reach my goal! Thanks for reading, and, again, R&R!

~SnowZero13