Okay, BIG THANKS TO LucaBlightIsPUCA FOR THE IDEA OF THIS CHAPTER! Luca, this chappie is for you, k? Enjoy! Oh yea, same format as last time! Third person from my point of view. They can't see me, but I can see them, all of that stuff I put in the last chapter about me being third person. This is NearXMello. Matt is in here for my… personal preferences….. .

Warning: Contains minor cursing.

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or any of its characters.

Discovering Doujinshis

Looking around sneakily, a certain blond chocoholic ran around the hallways. To some, it would've appeared he was running to find something. To others, it might've appeared as if he was running away from something. Both assumptions would be wrong either way, so I should just tell you what Mello was doing, shouldn't I? Too bad, if you really want to know, go find Near. And even if you don't want to know, go find Near anyways because that's where I'm heading next. Anyway, going back to Mello, he was actually hyper on chocolate. Now, before you say anything, let me just say that I didn't know it was possible either. Don't ask.

Heh, watching Mello run up and down the halls for no reason is fun. Especially when he clearly knows Near can see him. Near is currently sitting in the corner watching Mello with a blank stare (as usual). Then Matt came in from….. where did he come in from? Okay, let's just say he came through the door like normal people would do. Per usual, Matt was sporting his red DSi. Not looking properly (of course), Matt ran into Near, who in turn fell right into Mello's path and tripped them. Well, now that I look back on it, it did look kinda wrong….. But let's focus on something else. While Matt tripped over Near, his DSi went flying, so whatever he was doing on it suddenly became visible.

Only seconds later, Mello had the red DSi in his hands and Matt was on his feet trying to get it back. Near just sat there watching them with his usual emotionless eyes. Surprisingly enough, Mello eventually gave up on Matt's DSi, his attention turning to something else Matt had in his hand. Grabbing for the book Matt was holding, he turned and ran before Matt could realize what had happened. Poor Matt, who always makes sure he has his electronics, got tricked. And it wasn't any ordinary book Mello had grabbed either. It was… well, you'll see…..

~~~~Time Skip!~~~~

Half an hour later, Mello returned, flushed and somewhat cautious. Stepping up to Matt, he got the brilliant idea to slap him for whatever reason, probably about the book, and mutter a small, "I can't believe you read that." Matt, snickering, reached over and patted Mello on the back. "You know you like it, Mr. I-Have-To-Act-All-Tough." The statement was followed by a quick, "As if", which led people to believe (or maybe just me) that he really did enjoy it. Meanwhile, Near was putting together his puzzle for the millionth (was it the millionth?) time, ignoring all the drama between Matt and Mello. So of course he was thrown off guard when Matt somehow dragged him into it.

"NEAR! HELP ME!" Near sighed and stood up. Walking over slowly, he assessed the problem. Matt was currently being held down by Mello in a choke hold. It didn't look comfortable either. Sighing again, Near quickened his pace and sat down next to Mello and Matt. "So what do you need Matt?" Near asked uncharacteristically, though he was still as emotionless as ever. Oblivious to the conversation Matt was having with Near, Mello continued attempting to murder Matt and therefore pressing down harder on his throat. "Do anything! Just help me!" Having said that, Matt choked dramatically while Mello cackled evilly. Shaking his head, Near stood up again.

Walking toward Mello, Near unconsciously brought a hand to his head and began to twirl a finger in his completely white hair. Still twirling his hair, Near tugged on Mello's shirt. "Mello, it would not be wise to kill Matt. If you did, we would probably all end up in trouble. You would be in trouble for killing him and I would be in trouble for not doing anything about it." Near concluded logically. Unfortunately, Mello was not one for logic. Instead of releasing his grasp on Mello, he tightened, causing a rather comical 'oh my God, his eyes are popping out' sight to appear on Matt's face. "So?" Mello asked, though he seemed quite red, and whether it was out of embarrassment or anger was indiscernible.

Tugging on Mello's shirt again, Near had somehow managed to irritate the blond further. Switching his attention from Matt to Near, Mello glared daggers at Near. He said something to near after that, but I can't tell you, mostly because I was about half a mile away by the time he was glaring at Near. So, from my hiding place, I'm going to turn on a digital camera I placed strategically in the room. From the looks of it, Mello… jumped Near? Wait…. OH! He didn't jump Near, my bad. He's on top of him though, because I'm assuming that he's going to beat the crap out of Near.

Click….

Flash…

Oh, now Matt's snickering. Did he just do what I think he did? Okay, I'm going back. Oh. My. GOD! Matt now had a picture of Mello 'topping' Near. Or so it looked like it. Frantically reaching for it, Mello carelessly yelled out "YOU BETTER NOT USE THAT IN THE DOUJIN!", causing Near to look at him oddly. All was silent, for about, I don't know, maybe 7 seconds? Yup, 7 seconds exactly. Well, actually 7.602342. But let's not go too much into the specifics. Suddenly, all eyes were on the book in the middle of the room. Then all chaos broke out again. "NEAR! Don't read that….." Matt shouted from his 'safe' area in the room, hoping to stop Near from reading the book.

Shrugging, Near reached over and grabbed the book before Mello could. With incredible speed for someone his size, he had crawled into the closet and locked himself in it, taking his own sweet time to 'enjoy' the story. If only he knew he would regret it later.

~~~~Time Skip!~~~~

About ten minutes later, Near crawled out of the closet (It was a very small closet.), shocked that Matt would read something like this. He didn't show it though, of course. Handing the book back to matt, he went back to his puzzle while pondering new things. Like how does one come up with….. ideas, like that? It was sick, and he was pretty sure he didn't like yaoi, whatever the hell it was. Matt just looked at the book embarrassingly and put it away in its respectful place in his vest. If any of you have ever wondered what he hides in his vest, now you know.

Mello turned away from the other two and snapped off a piece of chocolate. The atmosphere was tense, and it was silent for once, except for the occasional snap of a puzzle piece being put in its place, and Mello snapping off a piece of chocolate every now and then. Matt was reading one of the doujinshis, and he seemed quite fond of it. Looking closer now, I think it's one called… chocolate kiss. With Mello and Near as the main couple. Something tells me Matt supports MelloXNear. And life is about to get way crazier.

There! I think it was kind of a cliffie, but like I said, it's a one-shot. There will not be a continuation of this because I should be doing my homework. Lolz, hope you liked it Luca! ^.^ I think this is the longest piece I have ever written… YAYZ! –does a little dance- Just figure out how you want the end to be, and it shall be so. Like I said, no continuation of this, but I might come back later and add an ending. Until then, I think it's not too much to ask everyone to use their imagination? No? Good! Oh, by the way, the next one might be NearXMatt, so those of you who don't like that don't have to read the next chapter. R&R! XD