Okay, I'm just gonna get straight to the point this time. This story is MattXNear. Don't like, don't read. Seriously, if it clearly says MattXNear, and you don't MattXNear, why would you read this story? -.- Don't come complaining to me if this one-shot displeases you. Seriously, this is the fourth time I'm typing MattXNear just so you see it and can avoid something you dislike reading. This story could be rated extreme T or light M. I am not responsible for any regrets the reader may or may not have after reading this chapter. Thanking for your time! Oh, yeah! Story still in third person limited, my POV. Lolz, enjoy! ^.^

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or any of its characters. Besides, if I did own Death Note, there'd be much yaoi. Just saying…

Discovering the DSi

Unfortunately, it was just another boring day at the Whammy (sp?) house. Mello was out playing soccer with his friends, Matt was playing with his DSi in his room, and Near was in his own room doing God knows what. I mean, seriously, what can a kid his age do with all that spare time? Well, at least that was what Near was thinking as he finished his blank puzzle for about the ten millionth time. And he wasn't even exaggerating. In fact, that was probably an understatement. Inwardly sighing (because God forbid the emotionless Near ever sigh out loud), he picked up his favorite toy robot and stood up. He needed something else to do.

Meanwhile, Matt was in his room playing the ever entertaining game of Animal Crossing. "DAMN YOU ANNOYING ANIMALS!" Or… maybe not…. Anyway, as I was saying, Matt was indeed playing Animal Crossing. And enjoying it too, if you can believe that. "ALL YOU DAMN ANIMALS DO IS WALK AROUND TOWN! BE USEFUL FOR ONCE, YOU IDIOTS! NO WONDER THERE'S NO MAFIA OR VIOLENCE IN THIS GAME! GOD, THIS GAME SUCKS!" Okay then…. Forget I said he was enjoying it, let's just assume that he isn't bored instead. Everyone satisfied? Too bad! Okay then, so Matt wasn't bored. Mello isn't bored. Now how about our favorite (I would assume he's your favorite, because your reading this story, aren't you?) albino.

Near was currently stacking and restacking his wooden cubes, trying to figure out every possible angle he could stack them on without them falling over. In case you guys are interested, our little albino genius found about 27 different ways. After figuring that out, the pale genius tried to make a continuous tower, not knocking it down and starting over. He made it to about 1,003 before the tower decided to topple, falling on top of the albino and making a rather loud crash sound, which didn't go unnoticed. 'I am nevermaking a tower out of wooden blocks again' the albino thought sourly. He didn't let his emotion show, of course, and that's what makes him so damn adorable!

Matt, who was wandering the halls for a bit while playing the 'Damn Animal Crossing Game', heard the loud crash and decided to investigate. Yeah, remember when I said the loud crash didn't go unnoticed? Well, this is who it was noticed by. Poor Near was probably going to be stuck under there for ours while the gameaholic (Is gameaholc a word? You know what, F*** this, gameaholic is officially a word. -.-) attempted to finish a level of his favorite game, Tetris (Teehee! I'm the author here, so I say his favorite game is Tetris! Behold my powers!). Anyway, looking around for the source of the crash, the redhead tripped over a lego that was carelessly left on the floor in the middle of the hallway. Looking ahead, he noticed that Near's room's door was open. Cautiously, he peeked inside to find one thing. Utter chaos.

Automatic robots were marching around, 'chasing' the ones that weren't automatic (which they had labeled as 'intruders'), and there was even a fake puppy which Near had managed to fit a motor in it so that it would walk, bark, and (in extreme cases) clean up after him. After all, Roger insisted that he keep his room clean since even the most micro toy in the world would stand out against his all-white room. Now, imagine the said all white room covered with giant wooden blocks all toppled over a small figure that seemed even paler than the room. Now imagine that the white figure was moving. Now imagine your Matt, who's world revolves around weird video games that may or may not include aliens. Now imagine how freaked out you would be. There, you have the basic idea now!

Matt was actually being quite stupid at the moment. With unneeded cautiousness, Matt steadily walked toward the lump of life under the blocks. Holding a stick (And don't ask me where he got it, cuz I'm not telling!), he skillfully wielded it like a sword and managed to poke Near with it. After a while, the little lump decided to move, therefore scaring the crap outta Matt. "AHHH! AN ALIEN!" The redhead then proceeded to run around in circles, which we all know solve nothing in the case of an alien invasion. I mean, admit it, we have all been abducted at least once, right? Right? Well, Matt has. At least in his psycho video game he has. Dropping his red DSi, Matt ran out the room, running right into the wall which he had not seen on his way out.

Choosing to crawl out from under the blocks at that moment, Near saw what he recognized as 'Matt's Play Device', or MPD for short. Unsure, for once, of what to do, he picked the red electronic up and looked around to see if Matt was near-by. Looking outside his room, he saw that Matt had passed out do to his…. Meeting… with the wall. Unsurprised by this, Near just inwardly sighed again and attempted to pull Matt into his room. Somehow, he managed to get Matt in his room, and he sat him on the bed. Calling to his little electronic dog for help, they managed to get the room somewhat presentable. Just in time, too, because Matt chose that moment to wake-up.

Grimacing at the pain he felt on his forehead, Matt sat up and took in his surroundings. Realizing immediately that he wasn't in his own room, he tensed up and tried to think of all the possible ways he could end up in this room.

~~~~In Matt's Mind~~~~

'Damn, I got drunk again, didn't I?'

'Wait, no dead hooker in the closet.'

'Maybe I didn't kill the hooker and she got up and left.'

'Wait, then there would probably be blood on the floor anyways. I'm not that stupid'

'Hold on….. Is this Near's room?'

'God have mercy on the poor boy, I must've gotten drunk and fucked him.'

'Holy crap, his room is still clean!'

'Miraculous…..'

~~~~End of Matt's thinking time!~~~~

As many of you could've guessed, his predictions were way off. I mean, seriously, a dead hooker? And sex with Near? He was definitely in dreamland. Taking a second look around, he noticed that Near sat on the bed next to him, cold and emotionless. Before Matt could say anything, Near handed Matt his DSi. Not ignoring the confused look Matt had on his face, he gave a quick explanation. "Matt ran out and hit his head on the wall. I am only helping him to re co-ordinate Matt." Hopping off the bed, Near turned and started setting up his robots again, clearly bored. In fact, he was so bored that even Matt could tell he was bored, and remember, Near is as blank as snow. Standing up, Matt went to sit next to Near.

"So…" he started, "What are you doing?" As a reply, he got a pale pointed finger at the metallic robots. "Wanna play my DSi with me?" Near looked blankly at him, clearly questioning his sanity. "Come on, it's fun!" Finally nodding his head, Near stood up and went to sit on his bed again, patting a seat next to him so Matt knew where to sit. Smiling childishly at winning, Matt stood up too and went to sit by Near. Pulling out his Animal Crossing game, he put in another more exciting game inside it, called Big Brain Academy. "Watch me play first, so you can get the basic idea, kay?" Not waiting for an answer, Matt pushed Near's head into his lap. Uncomfortable with his position, Near squirmed a bit, but stopped after he got into a more comfortable position. He didn't exactly mind being close to Matt, after all.

Pulling out a black DSi stylus, Matt proceeded to start the game, careful to keep the DSi in view of the younger albino child. Near stared at the screen with invisible awe, curious to how such a little machine could make such vivid pictures and actions. Attempting to snuggle closer to Matt so as to have a better view, Near stood up and sat back down in Matt's lap. Forgetting about the game for a moment, Matt took a look at the bundle of adorableness in his lap. Unfortunately for Matt, it was not the smartest choice because as soon as he was distracted, the evil monster he was fighting in his Starfy game took advantage of his distraction and destroyed the small star.

"Damn it….." he was muttering under his breath, so the small albino didn't hear. And if Near had heard, he showed no sign of it. Poor Matt though, as soon as Near realized Matt was preoccupied, he jumped off his lap, took the DSi from him, and put it on the floor. Giving Matt a glance, the albino saw that Matt was a bit confused at the moment. 'good, he shouldn't mind me doing this then!' The albino thought silently to himself, pulling out tweezers and a small screwdriver. Matt just stared in wonder while Near pulled out his tools. Commence the operation…. NOW!

As quickly as the albino could, he unscrewed the DSi and took it apart, so that Matt couldn't stop him. Matt, at this point, was staring in fascinated horror at the pieces of his DSi. Working even quicker now, Near pulled out all the small insides of the DSi, save for the screen. Examining each piece and memorizing where it went, Near set the pieces next to him and waved for Matt to come over. Matt, surprisingly, went to Near to see what in the world he was doing to the DSi. Pointing to the battery of the it, Near recognized the brand and type and told Matt how to make it last longer before placing it back into the DSi. He did the same thing with each of the other pieces, and before Matt knew it, the electronic device was all back together again, good as new!

Not thinking, Matt pulled the unsocial Near into a quick hug and muttered an incomprehensible string of 'thank you's!' before releasing the small boy. But knowing Matt, it wasn't over yet. Oh, no, Matt even gave the albino noy a quick kiss. Not a cheek kiss either, a kiss on the lips. As surprised as the albino was, he didn't let it show. In fact, while Matt was showing his physical thanks, only two thoughts ran through Near's mind. One, he wasn't ever going to do that again. Two, Mello was going to kill him.

Okay, YAY! I'M FINALLY DONE! I hope you enjoyed it! And there's a little MelloXNear in the end for ya! XD As always, R&R! PEACE! ~SZ13