Bobby: Johnny can't be here and finish this story at the moment. There was apparently a creative difference in, uh, price.

Moonlight Booster: It cost about $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to fix the studios. Here's a video of Johnny freaking out.

Johnny: (On camera) BLJSHFOUSHUGIHDSCHGUIWCHNEWGVUIEGHPLREJVLJDHGJHWPO MG HMEONVCGIEHMGCOPEYGUNUEHGOEQJGJEKWBG EFNRE HFOEHHFRWOUHFEHQGUI WHG UWQGEKJRH GUIEWHGI EHGOEHOIQHG OEQH GPOEHQ GO HRQEPHGENVPOREH MGPOEWHGPOEQ MGHOHQPOEHGPOQ QHOPGHQPO- (Passes out).

Bobby: So if you wish to help out with the cost; we would appreciate it very much.

Moonlight Streak: Stop smooching. And enjoy my story.

"You're leaving?!" Rainbow Dash asked in shock. I just told them I had to leave; just not why I had to leave.

"Yeah, I have to find my town… uh I mean go home." I tried to save myself on that last thing I saved. The only pony that might have seen through it was Twilight, thankfully she didn't. I said my final goodbyes and left through the Everfree forest. I learned that one of the amazing abilities of the apple is that it acts like a GPS; it literally hones in on another Discord Apple. I just hold it in my hand and it tells me, it really does speak and in Eris's voice, where I need to go. I followed it until it started getting late.

"That's strange; the apple said there was a town out this way, and a Discord apple. Oh well, I'll just set up camp here and figure it out in the morning." I pointed the apple at the clearing in the woods, and boom! There was an instant campsite. I ate some apples, had something to drink, and went into my tent. I used the Discord apple to bring my favorite book to me; Pony Jackson and Stallionpians: The Lightning hoof thief. It was the best book series ever. As I read the book and ate some more apples; when I heard somepony outside my tent. I figured somepony was trying to rob my tent, so I did the natural thing; I used the golden Discord apple to scare them.

The apple changed my voice into a really disturbing voice and I screamed out loud. "WHO DARES INTRUDE ON MY HOME!? I WILL FEED ON YOUR BONES IF YOU DON'T LEAVE NOW!" That worked better then I imagined; the ponies freaked out and started screaming hysterically. That was when I stopped laughing evilly; I looked outside and pointed the apple in the direction of the screams and my jaw dropped. Standing there, grabbing hold of each other; was Rainbow, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, and Fluttershy.

"WH-what are you girls doing out here? Do you know how dangerous it is out here?" I asked as Fluttershy started crying.

"I know; there's a horrible monster out here that's going to feed on our bones!" she wailed as I started walking back into my tent not so secretly.

"Yeah, that was me Fluttershy; I used my apple to find out who was intruding on my campsite. There's no monst-" I stopped short as there was a huge rumbling in the bushes. I freaked and screamed and leapt behind Twilight. Soon everybody followed suit as the bushes started shaking more and more. And then it appeared, it was horrible, it was disgusting, it was-

"Derpy?" Twilight asked as we all looked up to see Derpy walking out of the bushes.

"Um, yeah?" she asked as her eyes went into different directions. I started hyperventilating and passed out. I woke up and found I was in my tent with Twilight, Rainbow, and everyone else surrounding me.

"You know, I think I'm over passing out. It really is getting old." I smiled as they started laughing.

"Moonlight, what are you doing out here?" Twilight asked as I lowered my head. She did see through it. I sighed as I told them the whole truth. They didn't say much during my story, except for the usually "oh my" and "whoa". After I was finished, Twilight patted me on the back.

"Why didn't you tell us the truth in the first place?" she asked as I sighed.

"Because, I didn't want to sound like a crazy person; I mean come on, a Pegasus without a cutie mark falling out of the sky after being blasted by a missile and talking about a voice in his telling him to gather some crummy apples and to take to some palace to save Equestria… I'm sorry but even I don't believe myself." I sighed as everybody just nodded and agreed.

I tried to get rid of them, but they used Pinkie pie against me; it's not that she's annoying, she's just too damn funny to say no to. So I used the rest of the energy from the apple; apparently it has a limit, too much energy and it turns to a hoof melting apple. I was able to create three more tents; one for Rarity, one for Applejack and Pinkie Pie, and one for Twilight and Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash was going to sleep on the clouds, but it started raining and she couldn't stop it. So I let her stay in my tent.

I continued to read my story as Rainbow Dash tried to dry off. She turned to me and looked at my book and asked, "What's that?"

I looked at her and said, "You don't know what a book is?"

She glared at me, "No, I was wondering what kind of book is it. I'm not that hard headed, I liked to read to!"

I'll admit, I didn't think she was the reading type. "It's a Pony Jackson and Stallionpians: The Lightning hoof thief. It's my favorite book from the greatest series."

She scooted over and started reading with me. Her face was only an inch from mine, and I was afraid that she was going to hear my heart beat too dang fast. We eventually fell asleep on the last chapter of the book. Twilight and everybody else found us using each other as pillows; it's a good thing I was asleep for that because I don't think I'd want to be redder the Applejack's apples. After we woke, was embarrassed, facehoofed, and ate; we took off to the town I was hoping had the apple.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT HERE?! YOU TOLD ME THAT IT WAS IN THE NEXT TOWN!" I yelled at the apple, but it just answered back like a smart-aleck.

"I didn't say anything of the sort, doofus. I said in the next town, you will find a way to the Golden apple of Discord. Idiot" It said. I wanted to chuck it, but I sighed. We ordered seven tickets to Appleloosa; where the second apple is located. Unfortunately, we only had enough money for about three of us.

"Look, you girls don't have to go with me. This is my mission." But they gave me a look that said, 'Really?'

Suddenly we heard somepony cleared their throat behind us, and when we turned around we saw two ponies smiling at us. One was a pale peach pony with a blonde mane and tail like mine, and a rocket booster as a cutie mark. The other was a pure white pony with a smooth brown mane and tail and really strange cutie mark; it was a crown with a huge skull on it with scepters in an x-shape behind it made of bones.

"Namaste, I'm Rocketbooster and this is GhostKing. We overheard that you need a ride to somewhere and don't have enough money. We would like to help, if you help us." The peach pony said.

"Um, excuse me." I smiled and turned around as I gathered everypony in a circle.

"Well, can we trust them?" I asked.

"Do we have a choice? I say found out what they need, and then decide." Rainbow dash said. I sighed; it was as good as any plan. We turned back to them and sighed, "What do you need?"

"We need a unicorn and a Pegasus to help in a competition that will help pay for the destruction of my studios. The grand prize is $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,367,536,673,555; we are willing to give you enough to get to where you need." He smiled as his started to do the same thing Derpy's eyes do.

"Your studios? What Studios?" Rainbow Dash asked. Rocketbooster and GhostKing looked each other and at the same time said, "Why, The Controlled Chaos Studios of course" and smiled.

Johnny: I bet no one will guess who the two ponies offering to help are! I'll dance in a tutu on national television if just one person guesses it right.

Moonlight Streak: …really? Are you that idiotic?

Moonlight Booster: The unfortunate answer is yes. Thank you Tatltails for the cameo idea of Derpy; if you or any other readers have more, again let us know.

Johnny: nobody is going to guess the two ponies at the end, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Moonlights: (face palmed and hoofed).