Bobby: Johnny can't be here to give the intro; he's with his new girlfriend-
Moonlight Booster: WHAT!? JOHNNY HAS A GRILFRIEND!?
Bobby: yeah, her name is Lady HaHa-
Moonlight Booster: what's wrong with her?
Moonlight Streak: this conversation will continue throughout the chapter, so I'm just going to ask this question; this chapter is a romantic chapter, and it's about time I decide on either Rainbow Dash or Twilight Sparkle… who should I decide on?
Bobby: SHE FREAKING BEAUTIFUL, JERK-OFF!
After I woke up, I just decided to forget what I saw. We only had enough bits to get tickets, but not enough to get beds; so when it got late, we just slept in our seats. Rainbow Dash and I were the only ones still wake; I didn't want any more crazy dreams and Rainbow Dash was still intrigued with the book series I showed her. I used the apple to bring the entire series to her, and she couldn't put it down.
"You really like those books, huh?" I smirked as she nodded.
"It is really interesting and cool, and it's really funny too." She yawned as she placed the book on to the side of her and turned to me as I continued to study the apple.
"So… what do you think is waiting for us where we are going?" Rainbow dash asked.
"I don't know, but… if this apple is powerful enough to blow up a thermo nuke, move an entire city, and transport me to Ponyville; it can't be good." I sighed.
"Well, whatever it is, we will help you defeat it; besides, I don't think anyone wants to go up against muscles like mines." She smirked, kissing her fake muscles.
I laughed and so did she. I looked back at the apple and sighed. I placed it to my side as I fell asleep. This time I dreamed, everything started to come into focused more.
I was sitting on a cloud looking up at the setting sun; which of course was looking like the apple. "Hey, Moony, want some juice?" I heard Rainbow Dash's voice behind me. I turned around to see her sitting on the cloud behind me; she had hot pink lipstick, fake eyelashes, and dark blue eye shadow on. She scooted over next to me and handed me the glass in her hoof.
"Thanks…Eris." I smirked as her smile faded. She took the glass back and threw it away. Then she lowered her head in disappointment.
"Man, your no fun. Every heard of PLAYING ALONG!" she screamed. I just chuckled as I patted her on the back.
"Oh, don't be like that. Just show me what you truly look like and, maybe, I'll let you try to torture me more." I smiled as she looked up with tears in eyes, without ruining her makeup. "R-really?" she sniffled. I just smiled and nodded. She backed up and started to glow gold, and when it stopped; my jaw dropped hard.
She was a golden furred Pegasus with a flowing two-tone golden mane and tail. Her cutie mark was seven golden apples in a circle. She giggled as she closed my jaw.
"Well, ahem, I, uh, think th-that y-you should, uh, look that way more often" I stuttered. She just laughed.
"Oh, Moony, you're so nice and flattering. Now, how should I torture you?" She smirked.
"First, I think you should tell me everything I need to know about the apples and Discord. Let's start with the first time he tried to take over Equestria." I said. Well, more liked demanded. She sighed, "So not fun. FINE, I'll tell you about my brother, and everything else." She sighed as she swirled the clouds around into a tornado. I looked in the center of it, and saw something I'll never forget.
In the center of the tornado, I saw Eris and another gold Pegasus with a dark brown buzz-mane cut and a short curly brown tail. He had a cutie mark of a dark gold apple.
"THAT'S DISCORD!? I THOUGHT HE'D LOOK… yeah, why not?" I said shaking my head. Eris just glared at me. She then kicked me off the cloud, and into the tornado.
I landed straight onto my face. I shook it off and looked around; I was in the center of a gold throne room. I heard someone arguing behind me. I turned to see Discord and Eris arguing with each other.
"Don't try to stop me, sis. This world is filled with too much harmony; it needs my discord. And with the apples you so humbly provided; NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM TURING ALL OF EQUESTIRA TO A CHAOTIC PLAYLAND!" Discord laughed as the apples surrounding them started to spin and grow dark. Eris tried to pull Discord away from the apples, but Discord threw her out of the chaotic cyclone.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'M TO POWERFUL FOR YOU, SISTER. NOT EVEN YOURSO CALLED 'Element of Discord'. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Discord laughed.
" 'Element of discord'? What's that?" I asked to myself, when I got my answer. Suddenly I watched as he roof blew apart and Discord was risen up into the air. I followed along with him and watched as he started to turn everything into chaos; everything, except one spot. Everything surrounding this one spot was black, but this one spot held a Pegasus in dark blue armor on a gold patch of grass.
"DISCORD, YOU UNBALENCED CHAOS IS A DIRECT VIOALTION OF THE YING/YANG BALANCE. IF YOU DON'T REPLACE THE BALANCE WITH HARMONY; THEN SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!" the Pegasus shouted as Discord laughed. He then shot a beam of energy towards her, but it just bounced off of some kind force field. Discord looked a little shocked, and even more when the apples started to glow blue and started to head over towards the Pegasus.
"What? But, how is that possible?!" Discord screamed. The Pegasus flew up towards Discord and the apples zapped the Pegasus and formed an energy beam so massive; that it launched Discord straight to the ground. When the smoked cleared, I watched as he suddenly deformed. He looked all mixed-match; yet happy.
"You will never defeat me, I WILL CAUSE CHAOS AND DISCORD THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AND THEIR WILL BE A STATUE DEPICTED OF ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Discord laughed as the Pegasus then smiled beneath her armor and said, "You want a statue, here you go." She then shot another energy beam straight towards Discord, but this I watched as six gems started to spin around the beam and as each one infused it's self into the energy beam making it rainbow colored. Discord screamed n fear as it impaled him and started to turn him into a statue.
"AS LONG AS THERE IS CHAOS, I'LL BE REVIED AND I DESTROY THE 'Elements of Harmony' AND YOU 'Element of Discord'; AS PROOF!" Discord shouted and shot a beam of energy that started to multiple the Pegasus. She then fell to ground and each one was turned into a statue; one for Courage, Loyalty, Harmony, and so forth. The last one collapsed to the ground in agony as Discord was statufied. Eris ran over to the Pegasus and I floated down besides her.
"Moon, please speak to me! You can't go, you were more than my knight… you were my friend." Eris said tearing up. The Pegasus removed her helmet, and my breath got caught in my throat; she looked almost exactly like me. Same fur color, same mane, same tail; the only difference was her cutie mark; it was a golden apple with a spiral in the middle filled in by her fur.
"I'm sorry my lady, I've failed you. I hope your next Element of Discord is more equipped." She smiled as her eyes closed. Suddenly her cutie mark started to fade away. Suddenly everything started to fade as suddenly Discord's mismatched face appeared in front of me laughing.
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME, MOONLIGHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU AND THE 'Elements of Harmony' WILL FALL BEFORE ME." He screamed getting into my face and scaring the crud out of my dream. I woke up next to Rainbow dash.
"Whoa, relax. Don't start freaking out on me. What's wrong?" I looked around and saw that everyone else was asleep. I grabbed her and took her out of the train car; I didn't want anyone hearing me. I found an empty car, even though it was a little small.
"I just had a dream about Discord and about the Apples. Apparently there was somepony called the Element of Discord that first sealed Discord in the statue; she was like me, she could harmonize the apples." I told her.
"What happened to her?" she asked trying to move around. We pressed way to close together; it was ridicules. I didn't care, though, I was freaking out to much.
"SHE DIED! SHE DIDED TRYING TO STOP DISCORD AND SHE GAVE HER LIFE JUST TO SEAL HIM UP." I screamed as I felt like passing out again. As I was about fall onto my face, Rainbow dash caught me and held me up to her face; I almost melted in her hoofs.
"Calm down, geez; you're so wacked out. Look we are almost in Applepalooza; you got to keep it together till then." She said to me. I sighed, "Thanks, you're really cool under pressure… even if that pressure is on me."
She smiled and we hugged it out, until the door opened and Twilight stared at us. She seemed to look calm, but I almost had this sense like she was a little ticked at Rainbow Dash. But I just ignored it because I just figured it was my imagination; you know, because I'm freaking out like a crazy pony.
Anyway, Twilight came in to tell us we arrived. We stepped off, and I pulled out my apple. It led us to some place called "The Golden Apple".
"A bit redundant, huh?" I asked as Twilight nodded. We walked in as a nice pony waitress greeted us at the door.
"Hello, what can I do for you today?" She smiled. I asked if we could have a booth and she sat us in the corner so we can see the whole restaurant. I looked around but couldn't find the apple. A waiter came up and took our order. We just ordered some apple fritters. After she walked away, I pulled out the apple and waved it around; to try and get something. Suddenly out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a strong golden glow. I looked over, and in the middle of the restaurant, was the apple of discord. The waitress came back and I asked if I could talk to the manager. Soon a big buff orange Stallion walked over and I instantly felt weak.
"May I help you?" he said in a deep voice, as I just gulped.
"Um, I-I was just wondering about that apple o-over there" I stuttered.
"Ah yes, that. You see, my grandfather founded that apple; he discovered that's its powers made all the apples in his field turn into big healthy juicy apples. That's what makes the apples so delicious here." He smiled.
"He's not wrong" Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie smiled as they finished their apple fritters.
"Well, we need that apple. It's very important that we have it." Twilight said. The big guy just stared and laughed.
"Oh that's funny… hahahahahha-." then he saw our serious faces. "Oh, you're serious. It's not for sale; EVER. No…GET OUT OF MY RESTRANUANT!" he glared at me. His employees came over and started to push us out, when I saw over in the kitchen photos of this pony eating in different apple competitions; and winning.
"Wait; let me make you a deal!" He glared and nodded. His staff backed up.
"I'm listening." He said, standing over me.
"I challenge you to an apple eating competition; if I win, you give me your golden apple." I said.
"And, if I win." He asked. I felt my pocket and sighed. I whipped out my apple, and he backed in shock.
"You get another golden apple; it will double the power, and customers." I sighed as Twilight looked at me like I was crazy. He thought about and smiled.
"Deal. But you should know; I don't lose, EVER" he smirked, getting into my face. I smirked back.
Johnny: whew, finally. Hoped you've enjoyed and Tatltails, sorry for the previous chapter.
Moonlight Booster: Bobby said you have a girlfriend!
Johnny: actually, its more fiancée.
Moonlight Booster: (passes out).
Moonlight Streak: I'll start the wedding plans.
Bobby: congrats Johnny.
Moonlight Booster: my… world… is… over.