Jump City Talk!
By Strix Moonwing
Strix Moonwing: Hi guys! Back again for another episode of Jump City Talk!
StarfireK: I'm back too! And I brought snacks!
Strix: Thanks for all the reviews! Don't worry! All your wishes will be granted!
StarK: Strix Moonwing does not own Teen Titans or any other show…yet! (Stewie from Family Guy comes on)
Stewie: What do you mean yet! I am the one who will take over the DC comics and Cartoon network! Not you…you…obsessed fangirllyish bookwormy hormone-crazed teenage writer! Mess with me and my quest for world domination, starting with Teen Titans, then I will have no choice but to destroy you…and your little sidekick too! Muewaaahhaaahhhhaaa!
StarK: Who you calling a sidekick! You little punk! I know where you lived! And I have your teddy bear! Hah!(holds out Stewie's teddy bear)
Stewie: Blast! You may have won today! But I will be back! (runs out)
Strix:Okayyyyyy….lets just get back to the show.
Second Episode: Cyborg
Scene shows brightly lit studio filled with a large audience and fans. Camera moves toward stage in middle where two fourteen-year olds jump out of nowhere and wave at the audience. The audience applauds loudly.
One girl, who is wearing blue jeans and a blue shirt and has a cool dark blue jacket on and also has her brown hair in a ponytail, gets up and walks up to the front of the stage. The other girl, who is wearing blue jeans and a Happy Bunny shirt and has her brown hair down, walks up with her.
The girl with the ponytail(known as Strix Moonwing) smiled and said, "Hi everybody! Welcome back to the second episode of…"
"Jump City Talk!" cried the audience, clapping loudly. The girl in the Happy Bunny shirt(aka StarfireK) walks up and shouts, "Today on Jump City talk we are going to interview the one and only Cyborg!"
Cyborg walks in and sits down on a couch there. Strix and StarK sit at there desk and begin.
Strix turns to the audience. Before we begin lets watch some commercials! Beast Boy! Roll the commercials!"
The scene shows a court room and a giant voice is heard coming from out of nowhere.
Voice: On the next episode of Judge Foody….Doug Dimmadome, owner of History-Os and the History-Os sound track, is being sued by three authoress for stealing the cereal contract and for making fun of British.
The next scene shows a court room full of people. Judge Foody is sitting at the Judge's desk which is covered in piles of food. Judge Foody is current eating a giant sub sandwhich while Doug Dimmadome and the three authoress take a seat.
One of the authoresses(who is the lawyer of the other two) stands up and gets a suitcase out. She staighens her glass(that she put on to look smarter) and starts to speak.
"Your honorable foodyness! My name is Mirage992 and I have proof that that man!(points to Doug Dimmadome) is guilty of stealing the contact to the History-Os cereal from my client Strix Moonwing!(points to Strix who is one of the authoress) And I also have proof that that man made fun of the British on the soundtrack!"
Doug stands up angrily. "Your honor! It is an outrage! How can I be sued for making fun of British!"
"Mmmmmh! Mmmm…mmmmm….mmm!" mumbled Judge Foody eating a large taco. Mirage smile triumphly.
"Hah! He agrees with me!" Timberfox and Strix highfived eachother while Doug Dimmadole stood up angrily.
"How can you tell? You can't understand a word he's saying!"
Mirage stood up and walked up in front of the court room ignoring what Doug had said. "I call Doug Dimmadole to the stand!"
Doug walked up to and sat at the stand. After swearing over a Teen Titans comic book Mirage started to question him.
"Where were you now the night of April 27, 2006!"
"How am I to know? That hasn't even came yet!"
"I ask the questions here! Do you own this?" asked Mirage holding up a fork.
"Yes."
"Hah! Then you did murder Strix Moonwing to steal the contact over History-Os for your own greed!"
"I didn't murder her! She's right there! Next to Timberfox!" shouted Doug pointing at Strix.
"Is it…or she just the spirit of King George the third haunting you for making fun of his British peasants!"
"What the heck…."
"Your honor and people of the jury! I rest my case!"
"Who runs this jury! A bunch of owls?" asked Doug. To his surprise and horror it was ran by owls…not just any owls. They were the Strix Struma Striker owls!
"Oh Beep!"
Big Voice: That's on the next episode of Judge Foody…..
Back on the Show…..
"Welcome back to…" said Strix, sitting in her desk. StarK is sitting on her chair next to her. Cyborg is sitting on the guest chair.
"Jump City Talk!" cheered the audience. Strix turns to Cyborg. "So Cyborg how do you like being on our show so for?"
"It's great! The commercial was funny too! I don't know why Robin was so worried about me coming to it! I'm having a great time!" said Cyborg grinning.
"Oh! Don't listen to Robin! He always whines about something!" cried StarK.
"You're right about that! Sooooo….when are we starting the interview?" asked Cyborg.
"Right now! Okay Cyborg first question….how did you become the way you are today?" asked Strix.
"Strix stop! Can't you see you just insulted the freak! I'll do this! Okay...How the heck did you get the freaky metal parts?" shouted StarK. Strix slapped her forehead.
"Well….I had a bad accident." Started Cyborg.
Strix:……..
StarK:……
Audience:………
Random cricket: cheep, cheep, cheep.
Cyborg looked confused till StarK whispered in his ear. "Uhhhh…there are things called diapers you know."
"No! Not that kind of accident! I mean I was caught in an exploding building and my dad had to build new parts on me!" cried Cyborg kind of disgusted at what they were thinking had happened.
Strix, StarK, audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"Hey look! We have our first phone call of the day! It is from Felix who is under a city dump in Jump City. You're now on the air Felix. Felix's voice filled the room.
"Greetings people of the world above. I have called because I have message for Cyborg." Said Felix.
"Okay! What is it Felix?"
"I just called to tell you that you owe me twelve thousand dollars for fixing you." Said Felix.
"What! Twelve thousand dollars!" cried Cyborg.
"Plus tax."
"I thought you fixed me because you loved robots!"
"That was before I moved to the world above where you have to pay taxes and other ridicules things. So will you pay in cash or charge?"
"Neither! I'm not paying you just because you fixed me with a load of junk!"
"How dare you speak to me that way! I saved your live! I am the best robot fixer in the world!" shouted Felix. Suddenly Stewie walked up.
"Hmmmm….Best robot fixer in the world you say? Does that me you can…lets say…be able to build me the world's most dangerous robot in order to rule the world with!" shouted Stewie at the phone.
"Uhhhhh….yes?
"And you're living under a dump! What are you! An idiot! You can be taking over the world right now and what are you doing…fixing robots and idiots like him(points to Cyborg) who forget to change their batteries! You're worst than Lowes and the fat guy! You will be first to go in my quest for world domination! Ha Ha!(blasts phone with ray gun and runs off)
"Why is it on every episode I have to pay for a new phone!" cried Strix banging her head on the desk. "Just do the quote of the day already!"
Voice: It's the quote of the day with StarfireK….
StarfireK: School prepares you for the real world…which also sucks!
Voice: That was StarfireK with the quote of the Day…
Back on the Show…
"Okay we're back! And we got a new phone too…which won't get broken! Right!" growls Strix. Everybody slowly nods their head. "Good now back to the interview."
"Hey Cyborg I was wondering…who's your best friend? Beast Boy or Robin?" asked StarK. Cyborg was going to answer when Strix cut him off.
"StarK isn't it obvious? It's got to be Beast Boy! I mean come on they do everything together!" said Strix.
"But he does stuff with Robin too!"
"Yeah but he fights with Robin too much!"
"So best friends always fight!"
"No they don't!"
"We're fighting now!"
"True…but Beast Boy's funnier!"
"Yeah right! Robin's cooler!"
"No he's not!
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Too this!" cried Strix jumping on top of StarK starting a catfight…no really. Strix has now transformed in to a Riverclan cat and is scratching StarK with her water lined claws! To bad StarK has fire powers and sends a flamethrower at Strix. Strix dodges and resumes fighting. Now the entire audience is divided between Beast Boy fans and Robin fans and are now fighting eachother.
Cyborg is now the only one not fighting. He is now hiding under Strix's desk watching them catfight. "Uhhhhh…you better go to a commercial." Said Cyborg before ducking a ball of water.
Do you want to see bad singers!(Shows Speedy singing "I'm too Sexy") Do you want to see evil judges? (Shows Simon making all the singers cry) Do you want to see a hot host? (Shows StarfireK in a red dress) Do you want to see all you're favorite Titans singing?
Beast Boy: "Cause she's bittersweet! She knocks me off my feet!"
Robin: "19, 19, 1985!"
Brotherhood of Evil(?): "In the dark of the night evil will find them! Find them!"
With you're favorite judges! Strix Moonwing! SabreJustice! And the one and only Simon!
Strix: "Strix Struma Strikers attack that bad singer!"
Sabre: "Helloooooo…Ladies!"
Simon: "How did I get paired up with these idiots!"
And with your favorite host! StarfireK!
StarK: Who's up next?"
Listen to your favorite songs sang by your favorite titans! Then vote for who stays to get the prize…or who goes into the pit of owls! On……Teen Idol!
Back on the Show…..
The studio is a mess and a couple of the audience are in pain but nobody is fighting anymore thanks to exhaustion. "Okay….we're back! And we're all in one piece!" said Strix.
"Isn't that a pirate show on Cartoon network?" asked Cyborg.
"Yeah…about the dumbest show in existence! Look…great fight Strix! No hard feelings?" asked StarK.
"Sure but next time we have a catfight no flinging fireball at the studio lights! That's cost a lot of money to fix the one you broke!" said Strix pointing to the broken light above her.
"Sorry. So back to the interview!"
"Not yet StarK! We have a phone call! This call is from Mayonnaisse! Mayonnaisse you are on the air!" shouted Strix. Mayonnaisse's voice filled the studio.
"Hi Strix! Hi StarK! Hi Cyborg! I love your show! Am I on TV? Hi mom! Oh! Yeah…I forgot the reason I called. I have a dare of the day ready for Cyborg!" shouted an excited Mayonnaisse.
"Well we don't usually do the dare till the end of the show, but what the heck! Spill it!" shouted Strix.
"Okay….I dare Cyborg to….paint himself purple!" shouted Mayon.
"What the….!" Shouted Cyborg.
"Oh and wear one of those grass skirts that the Hawaiians wear!" shouted Mayon again.
"There is no way I would do…!" shouted Cyborg before being interrupted by Mayon again.
"And to finish it off put on a coconut bra and a blonde wig on!" cried Mayon.
"No way! There is no way I am doing that! You can't make me!" shouted Cyborg getting up to leave the room.
"Oh we have our ways Cyborg….StarK, Robin, BB! Get ready!" shouted Strix. Suddenly StarK, Robin and Beast Boy jumped on the stage with paint ball guns filled with purple paint ready.
Cyborg backed up. "You wouldn't dare!"
"Ready!" shouted Strix.
"There is no way..."
"Get set!"
"I am going to do…"
"Fire!"
"This! AAARRRGGGHHHH!" screamed Cyborg has StarK, Robin, and BB fired their guns at him. Purple paint splattered the stage. The firing only lasted a couple seconds but the results were priceless. By the time they were done Cyborg was all purple from head to toe.
"Now Keyblade356! It's your turn!" shouted Strix. Keyblade356 jumped on stage and got his control freak remote and put it on the Lion King(with was on Disney Channel) and zapped Cyborg. When he was done zapping him Cyborg had on a grass skirt, a blonde wig, and a coconut bra. To make it worst since it was from the Lion King movie that made Cyborg want to sing the song from the movie. Beast Boy joined for the heck of it by turning into a pig.
Cyborg: "Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat! Then eat my buddy Beast Boy here because he's a tasty treat! Come on down and dine this tasty swine! All you have to do is get in line! Are you achin?
Beast Boy: Yup, yup, yup!
Cyborg: For some bacon?
Beast Boy: Yup, yup, yup!
Cyborg: He's a big pig!
Beast Boy:Yup, yup!
Cyborg: You can be a big pig too! Oy!
Suddenly as soon as they finished that song a pack of hungry, drooling, bear quigs (Note: If you don't know what quigs are then I will tell you. They are giant creatures that can tear you apart for no reason.) jumped on stage and started chasing Cyborg and Beast Boy.
"AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! QUIGSSSS!" screamed Cyborg and BB running out the door down the hallway.
StarK turned to Strix. "Hey wasn't it hyenas that were going to chase them like in the movie?"
"Yeah but Animal Planet had them for a commentary so I thought quigs were the next best thing." Said Strix pulling out a magazine.
Meanwhile Cyborg and BB were still running from the quigs. "Yo BB! You're the animal expert! How do we get rid of this things!" shouted Cyborg as the quigs ran closer.
"Run faster!" screamed BB.
"I could of thought of that!" Suddenly a thought stuck Cyborg. "Yeah Strix once told me that quigs hated flumes!"
"If they hate flumes then I know just the place we can be safe!" BB grabbed Cyborg and pulled him into a room. It was really dark in the room so all you could see were their eyes.
"Uhhhhhh…BB? Where are we?" asked Cyborg.
"We're in a flume closet! Like you said quigs hate flumes!" cried BB happily.
Cyborg grabbed a broom that was on the floor and hit BB with it. "This is a BROOM CLOSET! Not a FLUME CLOSET! You idiot!"
Suddenly a pair of yellow eyes appeared next to Cyborg. "Uhhhh…Beast Boy? Please tell me you have yellow eyes!"
"Uhhhh…No. I have green eyes. Hey! I found a light switch." BB turned on the lights to find a giant quig behind them.
"AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Okay! That looks like all the time we have for today's show!" shouted Strix.
"Hey! Did you hear screaming?" asked StarK.
"No…probably just the fans outside."
"Okay! Bye til the next episode!"
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