Jump City Talk!
By Strix Moonwing
Strix Moonwing: Hi everybody! Thanks for all the reviews! This story is now my most popular one out of all my stories! Oh and before I start this episode I would like to get a few things straight…(clear throat) First of all…Wave Maker. I am very…VERY sorry about the mix up with Titan Queen in the last chapter! There's this other writer called Nintendo Queen and I got the two mixed up! I'm such a Glorkbag! (hits self in head) Ow! Really sorry! I have fixed the chapter! Again sorry. Also….to Seurat I will be happy to use you're character Macbeth, but he will have to work with my villain Atrox. Atrox will not show up until later episodes. But you will hear about him in this episode.
StarfireK: Strix does not own Teen Titans or any other show….but she does own a room full of books! (I didn't write them! I bought them! But I plan to become a world famous writer for fantasy books…when I finish high school)
Strix: I would also like to dedicate this chapter to my loyal fans….Timberfox, Wave maker, Keyblade356, StarfireK, Residents Grass Stain, Saloma-Kiwi, UknwUloveChopstix, Lady Isla, StarrGoddess, Seurat, GoddessWings94, SabreJustice, Raven Flies with Me, Disappearer/Syani, Nightmare Car, Imfromjupiter, Dlvvanzor, PowersoftheFrogs, and Soycaliente! That you all! You are the best!
Episode 4: Raven…uh…Ravens?
The scene shows a studio filled with raving fans of Jump City Talk. It then shows the stage where the beloved host, Strix Moonwing, and the beloved co-host, StarfireK, are in their special desk and chair ready for the show to begin.
"Hi guys! Welcome back to…" shouted Strix
"JUMP CITY TALK!" shouted the audience.
"Soooo….StarK. Is your super sugar rush over yet?" asked Strix to StarK, who was twitching a little.
"Almost! I still need to get rid of the urge to sing crazy songs that make no sense!" replied StarK, her eyes twitching. Resident Grass Stain(Grass Stain) walks up.
"Hey! Who are we going to interview today?...Uhhhh…StarK. Your eyes are twitching." Said Resident Grass Stain staring at StarK.
"You what to make something of it Grassy!" growled StarK eyes twitching more.
"No thank you!" cried Grass Stain nervously backing away from StarK.
"To answer your question Grass Stain today we are going to interview Raven…if Keyblade356 can find her." Said Strix. "Where is he anyway…."
Titans Tower….
"Where is everybody!" screamed Keyblade walking around the Titans living room. He sat on the couch. "Great! How am I supposed to kidnap someone when no one is here?"
After a couple seconds of messing around with Beast Boy's and Cyborg's gamestation(beating all of their high scores) Keyblade decided to check to see if they were in their rooms. He cautiously stepped into the mysterious, scary, lair that was Raven's room.
"Cool! Look at all the spell books and potions and junk! Wow! A shrunken head!" He ran to the shelf where the shrunken head was and was going to pick it up when he saw a sign next to it. Warning: Whoever touches this shrunken head will be doomed to a hundred years of annoyance.
"Yeah right! Like that really works!" said Keyblade. Then he saw another sign next to the first one. P.S. It really works…just look at Raven now. She has an annoying green guy following her twenty-four seven.
"Wow…a little voice inside me is telling me to not touch it but a even bigger and louder voice is beating up the little voice and is telling me to pick it up!" So without another word he grabbed the disgusting shrunken head and to his surprise it started speaking to him! (It's the shrunken head from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Don't tell me that thing wasn't hilarious!)
"Dude! What are ya doing to me man? Put me down!" shouted the head with a Jamaican accent.
"AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!DEMON HEAD!" shouted Keyblade throwing the head on the floor. He raised his foot ready to stomp the living day lights out of it when the head screamed.
"AAAARRRGGHHHH! Don't do it man! I'm here to help you!" screamed the head.
"How can you help?"
"You're here looking for that mean Goth girl that touched me and now has an annoying green changeling following her right?"
"Uhhhhhh….yeah? Hey wait! I touched you! Does that mean I'm going to have a green changeling following me!"
"Oh no…you're going to have something much worst! She's ten times worst than the changeling!"
"She? It's a girl….is she a cute girl?"
"Uhhhhhhh…..sure why not!"
"Sweet! Soooooo…where can I find Raven?"
"She's in that mirror right there. All you need to do is look into it and it brings you to her!" said the head, which I have decided to call Ned, pointing to the mirror from Nevermore. (wait! How can he point?)
"Thanks Ned!" said Keyblade walking over to get the mirror.
"Wait! Before you go! There is something important I must tell you!" cried Ned hopping over to Keyblade, who was about to transport himself to Strix's studio.
"What? Do you want me to get you Strix's autorgraph?"
"Well that would be nice….but no! There is someone trying to…" cried Ned, but Keyblade was already gone. For a second Ned sat there looking at the spot where Keyblade was moments before….then he grew bored and went to eat some blue furry food.
At the Show…
Keyblade suddenly appeared in front of Strix and StarK. StarK glared at him angrily.
"What took you so long! We've sitting here waiting for hours!" cried StarK waving her hands around. Grass Stain tapped her on the shoulder. "Uhhhhh….It's only been five minutes." He whispered.
"Oh yeah….I forgot."
Strix walked up to Keyblade grabbed the mirror. "Hey! Isn't this Raven's mirror?"
"Hey! Cool huh! This talking shrunken head named Ned said that to get Raven all we need to do is look into it!"
Sabre raised an eyebrow. "A shrunken talking head? They still have those? Are you sure this is a good idea?"
"Well we do need to interview Raven and if this is the only way then this is the only way! Though I do think that we should ask Ned how to use it first and…" began Strix but then StarK grabbed the mirror away from her.
"OMG! Is that a zit! Somebody get me some face cream!" screamed StarK looking into the mirror. Suddenly the mirror started glowing. Wave maker walked up.
"Hey guys! What's going onnnnnn…..AARRGGHHH!" screamed WM as she, Sabre, Grass Stain, Strix, StarK, and Keyblade got sucked into the depths of Raven's beauty mirror.
The audience stood there for a moment then applauded loudly. But then when the guys didn't come back they just got confused.
"Hey! Where is everybody!" shouted a random guy with an "I Love Strix" T-shirt on. Titans Queen, Timberfox, Flies with Raven, Mirage, and many other reviewers came on stage.
Timberfox smiled nervously at the crowd. "Uhhhh…we are having some…er….technical problems now…and…it would help if everyone would sit quietly til we can…fix it." Timberfox then ducked as a tomato came flying at her.
"I had to paid fifty bucks, cancel my heart operation, and skip my sister's wedding to see this show and I want to see it!" shouted another guy who then had a heart attack from not getting his operation and had to be brought to the hospital.
Flies with Raven and Rose Red2.0 jumped on the stage next to Timberfox. "Don't worry everybody! Until Strix comes back I….the great Flies with Raven will entertain you good and obsessed people with my singing!"
"And I'll play the air guitar! Because I'MA ROCK STAR!" shouted Rose Red2.0 getting a big air guitar and turning it up all the way to 12 on the power.
"Oh La La La….LALALALALALALALA!" screeched Flies with Raven and her horrible singing combined with Rose Red2.0's air guitar was loud enough to make every glass thing in the studio break….it was also loud enough to wake up the Strix Struma Strikers, who started to attack the audience.
Titan Queen, Mirage, and the rest of the reviewers watched as the owls attacked the audience who were running around screaming and Timberfox who was strangling FR and Rose Red.
"Uhhhhh…maybe we can go to a commercial." Suggest TQ as the rest nodded their heads in agreement.
(This is a remake of the Dr. Pepper commercial)
Background music: I will do any thing for love! I will do any thing for love!
Shows Robin eating some of Starfire's horrible alien food with a scared look on his face. This Starfire looks at him and smiles. He smiles back and continues eating the food that was starting crawl away from the plate.
I will do any thing for love! I will do any thing for love!
Shows Raven and Beast Boy meditating…well Raven is anyway. Beast Boy is sitting there with a bored expression on his face until Raven looks at him. Then he smiles and gives her a thumbs up.
I will do any thing for love! I will do any thing for love!
Shows Cyborg and Bumblebee sitting on the couch watching a movie. Cyborg is drinking a Dr. Pepper and Bee starts to grab it from him.
But I won't do that….
Cyborg grabs his Dr. Pepper and runs out the door.
Oh Noooooooooo!
Shows Cyborg running into the ocean (Hey they don't have a street on the island!)
Oh I will do any thing for love…but I won't do that……
Back at the Show…
Okay…with the help of a lot of tranquilizer guns and dead mice the reviewers were able to get the owls back in their lair and the audience back in the benches.
Saloma-Kiwi sat down in the chair. "Great now what! We have no idea how to run a show!" Suddenly Timberfox and Flies with Raven jumped on the stage in a heroic manner.
"Don't worry! I…the great and talented Timberfox! Will be in charge of the show while Strix is gone!"
"And I will be the co-host!" Shouted Flies with Raven. The two looked around to see all the reviewers glaring at them.
"Hey! Who made you charge?" shouted UknwUloveChopstix. "I say…I should be in charge! After all I am Strix's biggest fan!"
"NO! I'm Strix's biggest fan!" screeched Lady Isla pushing UknwUloveChopstix out of the way.
"No! I am!" shouted GoddessWings94.
"No! I am!"
"No! I am!"
"No! Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Stoppppppppppp!" screamed Timberfox blowing a whistle. She looked around to make sure everyone was listening. "Okay I know that we are all big Strix Moonwing fans….but there is only one way to find out who is the best….A GIANT BUTT KICKING MUD FLINGING ALL AROUND CAT-FIGHT!"
The audience roared it's an approval. Everyone can agree that there is nothing better than seeing an old fashion mud pit cat fight! Suddenly a pit of mud appeared on the stage. The reviewer took there places.
"Hey! What if we're guys!" asked DarklightZERO and all the rest of the guy reviewers.
"I don't know! You guys can have dog fight! Okay ready…set…GO!" screamed Timberfox jumping into the mud pit and attacking everyone that got in her way. Mud was flung! Hair was pulled! Nails were broken! Yes it was a good old mud fight! But unknown to the battling reviewer a dark presence was on its way…
In Raven's mirror….Or Nevermore…
Resident Grass Stain looked up to see where he was at. He and the rest of the gang had been flying through a portal that StarK and the mirror had created when he and Keyblade356 had landed here…away from the rest of the crew. From the looks of things he and Keyblade had landed in the place where Beast Boy and Cyborg had first been in the episode Nevermore.(You know…the place where they first came into Raven's mind…with the endless space and scary ravens)
Grass Stain walked over to Keyblade, who had been knocked out while landing there). "Aaawwww cute. He's asleep…Oh well! Time to wake up!" Shouted Grass Stain banging Keyblade on the head with his backpack. Keyblade slept on. "Great…." Thought Grass Stain. "Hey I know! Hey Keyblade…RoCkInTeRrA wants to go in the Janitor's Closet with you!"
Keyblade shot up. "Really! Where!" He looked around. "Hey! I don't see RoCkInTeRrA! Where are we Grass Stain?"
"We're in Nevermore because you were the one stupid enough to listen to a shrunken head!" shouted Grass Stain.
"Hey! Sitting here arguing won't get us back to the studio! So let's just go and try and find a way out of here." Said Keyblade walking downs the path. Suddenly a little big eyed raven flew up to him.
"Hey! Grass Stain! Look! It's one of those raven thingies!" shouted Keyblade looking down at it.
Grass Stain walked next to him. "Hey did you know that you can teach ravens how to talk. I read it in the "Ravenmaster's Secret".
"Really! Cool! Let's see if we can teach it to something. Hey birdie! Say...Polly want a cracker."
The raven said nothing.
"Keyblade I think that's a little too hard for it to say. How about…Baddies beware Beast Boy's big bad bite!" (Bet you can't say that ten times really fast!) Kayblade glared at him. "Oh! And you think MY thing was hard to say!"
"Go back…"
Both Keyblade and Grass Stain looked at the raven. More ravens had flown near them and they were all speaking.
"Go back…"
"Go back…"
"Go back…"
"Wow that's really starting to annoy me now!" said Grass Stain as he and Keyblade started to slowly back away from the ravens. Suddenly the ravens turned into those evil four-eyed ones and attacked them.
Keyblade stepped forward. "Don't worry I'll just transform myself into Darkblade and defeat those…" Before he says anything else one of the ravens grabbed his control freak remote and flew off.
"You were saying." Said Grass Stain as he and Keyblade ran off with the ravens behind them. Suddenly the two of them disappeared through another portal.
"AAARRRGGGHHHH!" Screamed the boys as they fell through it. Suddenly they landed into a nice safe field of flowers…pink flowers.
"AAARRRGGGHHHHH! THE PINKNESS! IT BURNSSSS!"
Boys…..
Meanwhile in another part of Nevermore…
"Hey Sabre…how the heck did we get stuck in this maze!" Shouted Wave Maker walking through the giant maze…or really it's a labyrinth…you can use any of those two. "Uhhhhh Sabre?" She looked around but couldn't find a trace of Sabre.
"Hey Wave Maker! Is that you!" yelled Sabre from….somewhere.
"Yeah! It's me! Where are you!" asked WM.
"I don't know….Hey! While we're stuck in a maze want to play Marco polo?" asked Sabre.
"Sure! Marco!"
"Polo!"
"Marco!"
"Polo!"
Meanwhile in yet another part of Nevermore….
Strix and StarK had landed in a cavern beneath the ground. It was too dark to see anything in it. All that could be seen were Strix's and StarK's eyes moving around.
"Great StarK! Look what you got us into now!" cried Strix glaring at StarK.
StarK rolled her eyes. "Hey! I wasn't the one who wanted to interview Raven! I wanted to interview Starfire but NO! You said that it would be fun to interview Raven and see if she liked Beast Boy or not! I still think that we should have done another Robin interview!"
"Okay! Okay! I get your point. Okay…now first let's see where we are. Uhhh…StarK. Do you remember a dark cavern in Nevermore?"
"No. Hey Strix can't you turn into something that can light up this place?"
"Sure." And with that Strix transformed into one of those giant fireflies from the Underland Chronicles. The cavern was soon lit up showing that it was filled with doors.
Strix and StarK had an anime sweatdrop over their heads. "Uhhhh…Strix. Do we have to all these doors?"
"Looks like it."
"Oh Beep!"
Many hours later….
"Okay…here's door 1,243,456,678.274374." panted Strix opening the door to find it empty. She collapsed on the floor exhausted. Stark, who had been riding on top of Strix's back the whole time(remember…I'm a giant firefly now!), looked down at Strix and yelled, "Hey! What's the hold up down there!"
Strix glared at StarK and sent her flying off her back into the wall. "Hey! I was sitting there!"
"That's it! We're this is the last door! If this one doesn't take us home then I don't know what will!" Shouted Strix, changing back to human and stomping over to the door. She quickly opened the door and stared inside it with amazement.
StarK walked over to her and waved her hand in front of Strix's face. "Hello! Strix are you all right! What's with the trance like face?"
"I think I just died…because I see heaven!"
Outside of Strix's Studio….
The sun was setting at the outside the studio. Since everyone was still inside watching the show nobody was there outside in the parking lot. Only one boy stood waiting in the shadows of the building. From the terrible scowl on his face to the dark coat filled with every kind of weapon imaginable, you could tell that this guy was bad news. Suddenly a dark shadow appeared next to him.
"What is it master?" growled the boy at the shadow.
"I have a new mission for thee." Said the shadow, also know as Seurat.
"Do I have to?"
"Yes."
"Fine. What's the new mission?"
"I want thee to seek out the teenager writer who calls thyself…Strix Moonwing."
"What am I supposed to do to this…girl…when I find her?"
"Do what thee do best my assassin."
"Understood Master Seurat."
"Remember…this one is different from others. She might prove difficult. If my quest to become the world's most powerful fanfiction author is to be complete this girl must be slayed."
The boy let a sneer grow on his face. "Maybe to others…but how difficult could one girl be when she is dealing with the one and only…Macbeth!"
Announcer Guy: Who is this Macbeth? Why does he want Strix killed? Will the reviewer ever get to host the show? Will Strix and her friend get to interview Raven! Why does Raven have a shrunken head named Ned? Why am I asking you these questions! Stay tune for the next episode of….
Three little cats from Daiaman(I think that's what it's called…I don't watch.): Of the tuna show!
Announcer Guy: What are cats during here!
Three cats: We're to be the announcers of Jump City Talk!
Announcer Guy: I'm the announcer of Jump City Talk! Besides you three are already the announcers of the Daiaman show!
Three Cats: We quit because they wouldn't give enough tuna! We love tuna!
Announcer Guy: Whatever! Get out of here! I'm doing my job.
Three Cats: Make us! Tuna breathe!
Announcer Guy: That it! Who wants Kitty chow!(Runs off chasing cats)
Strix: Don't worry…this episode is a two parter! Please review or I'll send the evil four eyed ravens after you!