Jump City Talk!
By Strix Moonwing
Strix Moonwing: I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry for leaving all of you hanging there for months! I'm sooooooo sorry! I need to thank both StarK and Wave maker for telling methat I had to update this story. I'm really sorry guys….I just have a little problem with not updating. When I think of a new story I kind of quit what I'm doing and work on it…and I think of a lot of new stories. Sorry again. I promise that I will update at least one of my old stories every week! If I don't, I give StarK and Wave Maker permission to annoy me to death until I do!
StarK: Can I get that in writing?
Strix: I posted it on the darn internet!
StarK: Fine! Strix does not own Teen Titans or any of the Ravens in here…nor will she ever own the seventh Harry Potter book….even if she would sell her own kidney for it!
Strix: No I wouldn't!...do you think that might work?
This chapter is dedicated to Wave Maker for making me come to my senses and update this story. Thanks WM for being a good friend and fan, and for still reviewing for my other stories.
Episode 4 part 2
At the studio…
Many hours had gone back since the start of what came to be known as the American World War of the Massacre of the Revolution of the United Fanfiction Rebels of Mudflinging Strix Lovers….or just the big cat/dog fight over who would be host.
The studio, which was usually spotless, was now covered from roof to ceiling with mud. The audiences, who surprisingly haven't left yet, were grumbling and complaining about the fight. Mainly because many had placed bets on all the people fighting and lost.
And who was the winner of the fight? Nobody, that's who!
"WHAT?" cried Timberfox, who's face was cut and hair was tangled with mud. "What do you mean? Nobody won!"
Lady Isla stood up, brushing mud and broken nails off her. "We fought our butts off fighting to be the host of this show!"
UknwUloveChopstix glared at the ceiling and yelled, "Who are you anyway? Show yourself or face the wrath of us Fanfiction writers!"
A cool, cruel voice purred to them from the ceiling. "The wrath of thy Fanfiction writers you say? Do thee actually thinks that I shall flee from a threat like you?"
Everyone in the studio jaws dropped in surprise at actually hearing the narrator talk to them. Timberfox, recovering from the shock, stood up and yelled, "I, as a respected and insane author here, demand that you tell us who you are…and why you're speaking like a horrible Romeo and Juliet play?"
The voice let out a cruel laugh and a suddenly a tall handsome boy in a dark cloak appeared. He narrowed his red eyes and bowed to the fans. "I am they call Macbeth, my dear ladies….and random boys."
All the fangirls(who had stopped being angry) were now goggling at the hot guy who had just appeared right in front of them. The fanboys, however, weren't that pleased.
DarklightZERO glared at the incredibly hot looking red-eyed purpled-haired 19-year old hunk and pointed an accusing finger at him. "Okay listen here you big girl stealing dark cloaked pretty boy! We know that you had something to do with Strix disappearing…so spill it!"
Macbeth raised an eyebrow. "And who might you be?" Suddenly Flies with Raven jumped into his arms and let out a girly squeal.
"I be Flies with Raven, your past, present, and future girlfriend!" She cried hugging him very tightly around the neck. His face started to go purple from the lack of oxygen. "Can't….breath…need….air…to….murder…you!"
Luckily for Macbeth(and Flies with Raven) Timberfox dragged Flies with Raven away from Macbeth before he could stab her to death with a very large sword.
Macbeth rubbed his neck before glaring at all the fanfic writers and growling, "Okay, listen up. I'm looking for a maiden that calls thyself Strix of the Moonwing. Tell me where she is or be destroyed." Everyone stared at him for a moment with raised eyebrows.
RoseRed2.0 looked around to see if anybody was going to say something. She then shrugged and turned to Macbeth. "Uhhhh…Strix Moonwing isn't here right now. Please leave a message for her after the beep. BEEEEPPP!"
Macbeth let out a snarl of angry and said, "I don't have time for this! Do you know where this Strix is or not?"
Timberfox smirked at him and said, "Maybe….or maybe not!" Macbeth growled and pulled out a sword and raised it at her. "Tell me where the girl is or else!"
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the shrunken head named Ned from the last chapter fell from the ceiling right on top of Macbeth. Macbeth let out a grunt and fell to the ground and fainted. Timberfox stood there for a moment shocked, and then with a yowl of victory jumped on top of him and cried, "Ha! That's what you get for messing with the one and only Timberfox! Huzzah!"
Ned the talking shrunken head turned to glare at Timberfox. "Girl, what are you talking about? I'm the one who beat him up before you became the next Nearly Headless Nick...well in your case, All Headless Nick."
Flies with Raven let out a whimper. "You just killed my future husband! You will hear from my lawyers!...er….from Strix!"
"He isn't dead…in fact, he'll be up and ready to kill every one of you in about…I'd guess…four point two minutes." Said Ned. Everyone did an anime drop.
"What with this Macbeth guy anyway?" asked Lady Isla.
"No time to explain everything…but I will tell you that he is a dangerous assassin hired by writer Seurat to kill and murder Strix Moonwing so he could become the greatest writer on wait, that was everything. Okay my work is done! Good luck trying to save your friend from a world famous killer!" And with that the shrunken head disappeared, leaving everyone with an unconscious killer ready to wake up at any moment.
The fanfic writers all looked at eachother and had the same expressions on their faces that said….
Now what?
At Nevermore with Strix and StarK….
"I think I just died…because I see heaven!" cried Strix, in her trancelike state.
StarK raised an eyebrow and looked in the same direction as Strix. Inside the room was the largest, most beautiful library in the world. Every corner of it was lined with shelves by shelves with book, all looking brand new. Angels seemed to sing in the background and the room seemed to glow….truly this was a bookworm's heaven.
To bad none of this seemed to impress StarK, who still wore an expression of extreme boredom on her face as she looked at the beautiful, glowing library. "Uh huh…a library. Do you think they have a McDonalds crammed in here somewhere?"
Strix broke from her trancelike state and her face broke into an expression of pure joy and happiness. She slowly walked into the library and whispered, "Never in my life have I seen some many books…all glowy and shiny. Isn't beautiful StarK?" She turned to face her friend but found that she was gone. Strix looked around and, to her horror, she saw StarK pulling books out of the shelves and throwing them on the floor, onto a giant pile.
"STARK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Shouted Strix, steam coming out of her head in anger as she glared at StarK.
StarK just looked at Strix and frowned, "Two words….I'm hungry. Hey, you're a bookworm; do you know where a cookbook is?"
Strix glared and growled, "YOU CAN'T JUST THROW BOOKS ON THE FLOOR LIKE THEY WERE JUST STUFF! WHAT IF THE OWNER OF THEM FINDS OUT?"
StarK glanced at Strix and threw another book on the floor. "Strix, we're lost in a dimension full of doors that leads us to the loopy world of fruit loopness and have no way of returning….do you really think I care about what the owner of these dumb books thinks?"
"You should if you know what's good for you." Said an intelligent voice, behind them.
"AAHHHHH!" Screamed Strix and StarK, jumping into the air and hugging eachother in fear. They opened their eyes to see that the person that had spoken was none other than…Raven!
Well…not really the real Raven. This Raven had glasses and wore a bright yellow cloak. This was the Raven of Wisdom. Wisdom adjusted her glasses and glared at Strix and StarK, who stopped hugging eachother and smiled innocently. Strix pointed at StarK. "It was her." StarK glared.
Wisdom pointed at Strix, "You are Strix Moonwing, fifteen-year old author and writer of over thirteen different stories on and probably future author of the best selling Phantom Trilogy. It will be made into a movie ten years from now." She said in a fast know-it-all voice. She then turned to StarK and said, "You are StarfireK, fifteen-year old author and writer of over four different stories on You are best friends with Strix and will become an artist for Disney and many other animation companies. Whoopee-do for you. You also knocked down all my books."
For a few moments all Strix and StarK could do was stare atWisdom with their mouths hanging open for flies to come in. Finally Strix snapped out of her state of shock and spoke, "So….your Raven's Wisdom?"
"Yes." Said Wisdom, who was glaring at StarK who was still staring in shock at hearing her future.
Strix punched StarK in the shoulder and continued, "So you know everything?"
Wisdom nodded, "That is correct. You see…" She spread her arms out showing the entire library. "All of this is the domain of wisdom. In this library is every book that has and will be made. It also has movies and animation, as well as ancient artifacts." Wisdom frowned and added, "But sadly I can not tell you or Raven any of the knowledge hidden here. You can only get it by working for it."
Strix's eyes went wide and she asked in an excited squeal, "Does that mean you have the seventh and last Harry Potter book here?"
Wisdom raised an eyebrow. "Why yes…very interesting ending it has. Too bad I can't tell you it. You'll have to wait like everyone else."
Strix's look of joy vanished for a second but then returned. "Uhhh…you wouldn't happen to have a bathroom here would you?"
Wisdom pointed down a hallway. "Keep going that way until you see a door. You can't miss it." She and StarK watched as Strix ran toward the direction Intelligence pointed.
While they waited for Strix's return StarK asked, "Uhhh...hey since you're like the big know it all around here, you wouldn't happen to know where are friends are or how to get out of here? We're trying to find the original Raven so we could interview her for our show. Could you offer us some help?"
Wisdom shrugged. "Well I have nothing better to do so I guess I could help. If it helps with the interview you could ask me some questions."
StarK smiled. "Thanks! Oh, look! There's Strix!" The two turned to see Strix running up to them, with a big smile on her face. "Ready to go guys?" she asked. The two nodded and Intelligence led them out of the library but StarK couldn't help noticing that Strix's backpack seemed a little bigger than usual.
"She wouldn't…she couldn't…did she?" Thought StarK to herself.
Meanwhile, with Grass Stain and Keyblade…..
"AAAAAARRUUGGHHHH!" shouted Grass Stain and Keyblade as they landed into the field of pink flowers. They hugged eachother in fear as they expected the killer ravens to attack them, but instead they heard…giggling?
Both popped their eyes open to see a pink clad Raven giggling at them. "Heheheheheheheh…boys hugging are so funny! Hehehehhe!" Giggled Happy Raven, pointing at Grass Stain and Keyblade, who were still hugging eachother in fear.
The two glanced at eachother and quickly jumped two feet apart from eachother, wiping their hands on their cloths to get rid of each other's germs.
Grass Stain looked at the pink Raven and said, "You must be Happy from Nevermore."
Happy giggled and hugged Grass Stain. "You know me! You must want to be my friend!" She turned to Keyblade and her eyes grew wide, "You must be Keyblade…"
Keyblade looked up shocked, "How do you know my name?"
Happy laughed and smiled at him, "Because silly…I have been sent by the cursed shrunken head to annoy you for the next hundred years! Heheheh…funny uh?" Ignoring the look of horror on Keyblade's face she started to dance around singing, while holding his hands and spinning him around with her.
"Oh I woke up Sunday morning and looked up on the wall,
And the skitters and the bed bugs were having a game of ball!
The score was nine to twenty! The skeeters were ahead!
The bed bugs hit a home run and knocked me out of bed!" Sang Happy in a high-pitched voice in Keyblade's ear, making him let go of her hands and sending him flying, head first to the ground.
Keyblade let out a groan of pain and stood up, while Happy was still singing and spinning around singing her annoying song. Behind him, Grass Stain was having a fit of loud laughter at Keyblade's pain. Keyblade glared at him, but Grass Stain only shrugged, "Hey, you're the one who touched the head."
Keyblade growled and stomped on top of a couple of flowers, "Grrrr…if only I had my remote back! Then I could turn into Darkblade and destroy that annoying head!"
"AAUUURRRRGGHHHHHH!"
Both Keyblade, Grass Stain, and Happy looked up in surprise and saw a brown clad Raven with a look of terror on her face run up and hide behind Keyblade.
"Uhhh…who are you?" asked Keyblade, at the shivering, frightened Raven. The brown Raven looked at him and then screamed again.
"AAARRRUUUGGHHHH! A BOY! A BOY IS IN NEVERMORE! HE'S GOING TO KIDNAP, KILL ME, AND THEN LEAVE MY BODY UNDER A BRIDGE!" She screamed, running away from Keyblade. Grass Stain raised an eyebrow and glanced at Keyblade.
Keyblade shrugged and said, "Was it something I said?"
Happy, ignoring that fact that the Brown Raven was scared to death, ran up to her and gave her a hug of doom that matched Starfire's. "Don't be afraid! Happy is never afraid! I'm too happy!"
Grass Stain crossed his arms and said, "I'm guessing that the Brown Raven is Fear?"
Fear's eyes went wide with terror and she screamed, "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? ARE YOU A STALKER! HELP! SOMEONE HELP! I NEED AN ADULT!"
Keyblade looked at her and said, "Uhhh…I thought Gray was both timid and fear?"
"DON'T BLAME ME! IT WAS BLAME THEM! STOP BLAMING EVERYTHING ON ME! I'M AFRAID OF TRIALS!" Screamed Fear.
Grass Stain and Keyblade both winced at her yelling. Keyblade's eyes twitched, "Get…now I have two hundred years of annoyance to endure. I really wish that idiotic raven didn't take my remote."
Happy giggled, "You mean that idiotic raven?" She said, pointed to one of the pink trees. Inside it was the raven that had Keyblade's remote in its beak. It looked at the two Ravens, Grass Stain and Keyblade and gave a loud CAW as it flew away.
Keyblade's eyes narrowed and he started to run after it. "Oh no you don't! I'm not letting you eat our one way ticket out of two hundred years of annoyance! Come on guys, help me!" Yelled Keyblade at his friends.
Grass Stain shrugged and ran after him with Happy right behind him, singing the annoying song again. Soon it was just Fear all by herself. She looked to the left and then to the right. Her eyes filled with terror and as she ran after them shouting, "WAIT GUYS! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M AFRAID OF BEING ALONE!
Meanwhile…with Saber and WM…
"Marco!" cried Sabre poking his head above one of the maze wall. He looked around for WM, but didn't see her, so he went back down again.
"Polo!" screamed WM, doing the same thing Sabre did, but didn't see him either so went back down.
The two of them have been doing that for hours trying to find eachother, but with no luck. The two were just as lost as ever.
Sabre slammed his body against the stone walls and sighed, "WM, I don't think this game is getting us anywhere out of this maze."
He could hear WM sigh also and say. "I wonder where Strix and the rest are."
"I know where they are…but you won't like it." Whispered a sad voice.
Sabre turned to see a grey clad Raven standing next to him, looking at him with a sad, depressed face. Sabre blinked, shocked to see her, "Err….you're Timid right?"
Timid nodded and whimpered, "I bet you're mad at me for not coming sooner…or are you mad at me for coming at all and ruining your game?"
Suddenly WM walked up from behind a corner and grinned, "The game was ruined before you even got here!"
Sabre smiled at finding his friend again and turned to Timid. "We're not mad…uh…would you mind taking us to our friends? We have a show to finish at home."
Timid started crying. "If I take you to your friends you won't like me anymore….nor would your friends."
WM and Sabre looked at eachother and the same thing crossed their mind. "Was everyone in this place nuts?"
"Uhhh…that's all right! Our friends don't like a lot of people!" said WM.
Fear gave a sad sigh and started to lead them out, but before she got started she turned to WM and said, "Oh, I'm really sorry for trying to kill you for marrying Beast Boy…and I'm really, really sorry for what I'm thinking of doing next week to you as revenge."
Sabre and WM looked at each, with raised eyebrows. "Great……"
Meanwhile, back at the Studio….
A single shadow filled Macbeth's mind when he was unconscious. It narrowed its red, glaring eyes and whispered, "Get up servant! You have a task to fore fill for your master! Awaken…NOW!"
Macbeth's eyes popped open and he stood up. He muttered some silent curses at his master Seurat. That guy was such a pest…one day he would be free of him and not have to do any of his dirty work anymore.
Macbeth stared around the studio, but didn't see any of the fanfic writers. The studio was strangely dark, even the audience was silent. It kind of creeped him out.
But unknown to him, he wasn't alone. In the dark of the shadows, a voice whispered inside a walky-talky, "The hunk is in the shower. I repeat, the hunk is in the shower!"
"What! He is? Can we see?" Whispered a voice back.
"No! I mean he's awake!"
"Why didn't you just say so?"
"Just get on with the plan!"
"Fine…"
Suddenly a bright was turned on and it shined down directly on Macbeth, who jumped in surprise. A very loud voice was heard yelling, "HELLO! AND WELCOME TO…."
"JUMP CITY TALK!"
Strix: Hehehehe…I'm just going to be mean and end it in a cliff hanger! Muewahahahhaah! Don't worry; I'm going to start on part three right now. Please review!