Yosh! New chapter! Sorry for the delay and to DEVIlishAngel00 and Bloodstainedfantasy. Thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much for reviewing desu! And thank you for your advice! I will try to make lily more involved in the story line and, to be honest, I was already planning on make her a fighter. Though that will happen only when the varia get here (oops! Spoiler), so please bear with me till then. About the chapters though, I might not be able to make them long because life is being a bitch to me, sorry. Thanks for helping me improve the story!

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After Bianchi defeated M.M we high fived each other. "Good job!" she smiled, "It was nothing." I guess having common interests, in this case hating M.M, really does bring people together

"I'm glad you defeated that greedy M.M girl, she was an annoyance." We turned around to look at an old man who had just magically appeared. Probably from the same dimension where gokudera and hibari keep their weapons. (No, I'm not going to let that go! It's witch craft I tell you! Witch craft!)

"Now, I think you should see this" he paused as the wall behind him turned into a moniter and showed a picture of Haru, Kyoko and Hana.

How the wall did that I don't know but in this world of phsychotic infants and mafia obsessed teenagers, I won't be suprised if the King of France got eaten by a fucking unicorn. (No offense to anyone living there, I just picked a random country)

*cough* anyway, by now the old pedo guy (great, another pedo) explained to us about how he has kyoko and haru as hostages and that he can kill them with those creepy grey skinned freaks if we disobey him.

Me and the others were really pissed off about this but we can't do anything or the girls go bye bye. "Okay, the first task is to beat up the tenth vongola boss, sawada tsunayoshi. Beat him until I see blood."

"WHAT?!" Everyone, with the exception of me, cried out shocked. They started panicking while I just looked at Bianchi expectantly, and sure enough she went forward and punched tsuna in a way so that blood came out of his mouth but he couldn't feel much pain. Skills of an assasin, I suppose.

"Okay, the first task is completed, now for the next one." Birds-no-pedo guy licked his lips creepily. If this guy didn't spell out stranger danger, nothing did.

"There's more?" Tsuna warily cried, "Oi! Don't push your luck creep!" Gokudera glared at him. "Well of course~ seeing the scared or shocked faces of innocent people-" he went on to tell us about his disturbing fetishes while everyone looked at him in disgust.

"Now, Sawada Tsunayoshi, " Birds's cane suddenly broke to reveal a sword. "Since I'm so nice, this will be the last task, you have to be stabbed with this." "WHAT?!" Gokudera shouted. "You bastard!"

"Now, now, if you aren't going to do it then I guess I'll just have to entertain myself with them." The freaks moved closer to the girls and their nails became longer.

Seriously?! How can the girls NOT see that?! I mean they might as well be dancing in front of them! Scratch that, they are dancing in front of them, that is, if those creepy movements can be considered dancing.

"WAIT! DON'T HURT THEM! I-I'll do it!" Tsuna suddenly shouted and hesitantly took the sword. He slowly moved the sword up ready to stab himself ignoring the cries of disapproval from his friends.

Hold on, I don't see I-pin or pedomal anywhere. Aren't they supposed to help by now? Oh God! Did I screw up the timeline?! Theres freaking death poison in that blade! DAMN YOU ANIME FOR DOING THINGS AT THE LAST MOMENT!

Forget that! I need to stall. "Wait!" Everyone looks at me, "Before you do this I need to tell something very important to birds!"

"Hmph, what?" Birds looked at me, obviously not pleased that I disturbed his little 'playtime'. What should I say?! What should I say?! Ah! (Imaginary lightbulb appears over my head)

"If your name is birds, and you control birds, then does that mean you control yourself? Then who controls the birds? Is it the twins? But you are one of mukuro's henchmen so you are controlled by him and not yourself so that goes against the first statement. And if the twins are your henchmen, and you are mukuro's henchman, does that make them henchmen^2? Going back to the first statement, you openly said that you control birds, meaning yourself, and therefore denied being controlled by mukuro, which means", le dramatic pause,

"You are a traitor!"

Everyone looks at me with crickets chirping in the background "...what?"

"Enough nonsense!" Birds shouted, "stab yourself now!" Tsuna closed his eyes and was about to do it when we heard some noises from the screen. Adult I-pin, adult lambo and shamal had just arrived and defeated the freaks. About time they got there!

By now birds was trying to negotiate with us to settle things peacefully. Haha! No. Gokudera went forward and knocked him out with one hit. That was too merciful if you ask me, the bastard deserves more that that. But, then again, no-one ever asks me. *goes into emo corner*

Really sorry for the delay but my parents didn't allow me to use the laptop until the exams were over. T-T

Chrystal out!