A/N: hiya Darlings. I'd like to give a shout out to

Ms. Yuuko Ichihara for being the first one to review this story. Well here you go, Chapter two.

Death and Butternub


"Pig this is a serious matter. I need a passport for koneko-chan and myself. ID's, new names and a new location. Matter of fact we have to leave the country. Yes, it's not save in Japan anymore."

... "Sakura, can't you see I'm working right now? You're scaring my customers."Ino angrily whispered. "Here you go Sir, thank you for waiting. Your wife will surely love these roses."

As the customer leaves Ino follows way flipping the 'OPEN' sign and closes the store announcing a 'Lunch Break- Back in 30.'

"Okay what's the deal Forehead? I thought you were done overreacting?" the blue-eyed female asked walking towards the Greenhouse at the back of the store.

The Greenhouse was surely beautiful. Flowers everywhere and in every color you could imagine. Roses, Daffodils, Pansies, foreign as well as native flowers. The greenhouse itself was- well for lack of better words I will just use 'beautiful'. Yes, beautiful. It's dome structure was all made of glass adding to its beautifulness.

And yes, 'Beautifulness' is a word. Shut up.

Ino's Flower shop is actually a family business. A well run business. Let's just say that Ino is pretty rich.

"They found me. Well he found me. And now I cant go back to my apartment. EVER PIG."

Ino rolled her eyes, "Geeze Forehead, I'm supposed to be the Drama Queen here."

Her Jade eyes grew really big and she began to cry,"P-Piggy, I can't go to jail. How would that look on my record? I'm not even done through med school yet!"

... "Sakura?"

"Y-Yes?" she answered between sniffles.

"You said the person was a 'he'... Was he hot?"

"INO~!" Sakura screamed as she threw her hands in the air. "My life's over -" she got on her knees and wrapped herself around her friend's ankles, "My good friend and personal Grim Reaper please grant me sweet and blissful death."

"Uhh...?"

Sakura spread herself on the floor like an angel and closed her eyes, "Oh, grab thy divine scythe and deliver me sweet death."

"But, all I have are these red scissors..." the blonde pig said snipping the scissors to prove her point.

'Figures' thought the pink headed girl and sighed.


Three days ago...

A young man wearing a red valet vest handed a certain Uchiha the keys to his Mercedes, at a certain high class restaurant across from a pretty little boutique that our lovely protagonist's best friend loves to shop at, "Here you go Mr. Uchiha."

Now the young man's name isn't important in this story but for the fellas' sake let's call him 'Butternub'

"Thank yo- "this Onyx-eyed man stopped mid-sentence after noticing something disturbing.

"Is there something wrong Mr. Uchiha?" asked Butternub nervously.

"Yes. When I handed over my car there was not a single scratch on it. But, now I ask myself, what is this?" he asked pointing to the drivers side of the car.

"What do you me- oh. Oh! Mr. Uchiha I swear I had nothing to do with this. I didn't even notice that someone had keyed you car. I mean I wasn't even awar-" but Butternub was stopped by the Raven haired man's raised hand.

'keyed?...

In a cool, calmed voice the Uchiha asked,"It's quite alright. I can tell you are being honest. May I speak to the Manager of this establishment?" Keyed...

"Sure, right this way..." Butternub led Mr. Uchiha to the Manager's office.

'Someone keyed my damn car!" Cool and collected as always, huh Itachi?

What our cute little Sakura-chan didn't know while she was committing the crime of the century was that in the parking lot there were... Security Cameras.

Oh dear, what has she gotten herself into?


A/n: Yes, fairly short chapter. Gomen. Im already starting on the third chapter. Now who can tell me to what i was refering to when Sakura asked Ino to kill her with a scythe and Ino mentioned that she only had red scissor? ;D