This one is kinda on the longer side. I had a good time writing this one. I was laughing the whole time once again.

Cosmo and Wanda are given the day off. What will they do while they spend the day away from Timmy?

Day Off

Timmy sat in his front yard one afternoon with Cosmo and Wanda who were disguised as pink and green squirrels. "Hmm, what haven't I wished for this week?"

"You've wished for pretty much everything Timmy," Cosmo said.

Wanda poofed up a list. "Let's see, we went into the Crimson Chin comic book, you wished there was an amusement park in your backyard, we went to outer place and played Star Wars, Star Trek, and Buzz Lightyear, you wished for a year supply of ice cream…"

"And you wished you had super big muscles and knocked out half the people in school. You wished the city was a beach and people almost got eaten by sharks. Oh, and we caused a hurricane, can't forget the hurricane," Cosmo added.

"Well, I guess we've done our share of fun and nearly destroying the city this week." Timmy thought for a moment. "Do you want the day off tomorrow?"

"Really?"

Timmy shrugged. "Well sure. You've worked really hard this week with all these wishes. And I'm probably just going to go to Chester's house tomorrow so you'll be bored."

"Aww, thanks Timmy," Wanda said.

"In the mean time, I wish I had a stack of pancakes," Timmy said.

Cosmo poofed up the rule book. "The rules say we can't poof up breakfast after 10 a.m."

Timmy crossed his arms. "Who came up with that rule? Most kids don't even wake up before ten o clock on the weekends."

"Someone must have really just been in a bad mood."

"Alright then. I wish we were at IHOP."

"That much we can do," Wanda said. Her and Cosmo waved their wands and they were at IHOP.

The next morning the alarm clock went off and Wanda reached over to turn it off. She yawned and saw that her husband was still sleeping next to her. She shook him lightly. "Cosmo, wake up."

He rolled over so that his back was facing her. "5 more minutes?"

"No, come on. We're gonna miss our reservation," she said. She got out of bed herself but Cosmo was still sleeping. She picked up a pillow and hit him in the head with it. "Wake up!"

He got up. "Alright, alright, I'm up." They got dressed and got their things. Then poofed out of the fish bowl. Just as they came out, Timmy came into the room from breakfast.

"So what are you two gonna do today?" he asked.

"Cosmo got us reservations at the Fairy World Spa and a fancy restaurant," Wanda said. She hugged him. "Isn't he just the sweetest?"

"Have fun," Timmy said.

"You won't need us will you?"

Timmy shook his head. "I'll be fine. Unless I run into Francis…or Dark Laser comes back…or Crocker…"

"Bye Timmy," Cosmo said before Timmy tried to convince them to say. They both loved Timmy dearly, but of course they wanted to take advantage of their day off. He and Wanda poofed to Fairy World. They flew to the spa and went inside. The place was huge. It had glass walls and it was brightly lit. Soothing music played and there was a waterfall inside. They went to the front desk. "We have a reservation."

"Name?" said the blue haired fairy.

"Cosmo and Wanda," Cosmo replied.

She looked down her list. "Yes, you ordered massages, Jacuzzi, and private sauna? Change back there and the Jacuzzi is set up for you."

They went to change then got in the hot bubbling Jacuzzi. Cosmo pulled Wanda into his arms. She kissed him. "This is nice." Someone came over to them and offered a plate of strawberries. They both took one but Wanda stopped them before they could leave. "Leave the plate." The plate was put next to them and they ate the rest of the strawberries.

After their Jacuzzi treatment, they went to sit in lounge chairs wearing fluffy white robes with cucumbers over their eyes. Suddenly Wanda heard something crunch. She removed one of her cucumbers and saw Cosmo eating one of his. She giggled. "You're not supposed to eat them honey."

He smiled. "I know but they taste so good."

Someone came over to them. "Cosmo, Wanda, your massages are ready. Follow me." They followed her to a back room. It was dimly lit and had sweet smelling candles and tranquil music playing. It was very sensual. "Your masseuses should be here shortly." She left the room.

"This is nice," Wanda said.

Cosmo laughed. "Are you gonna say that about everything?"

Wanda giggled. "Well, it is." She put her arms around his neck. "It's really romantic in here anyway."

Cosmo smirked. "You got that right." He kissed her lips very passionately. Suddenly the door opened and they pulled away from each other. They gasped when they saw who there masseuse was. "Juandissimo."

Juandissimo flew over and took Wanda's hand. "Wanda, I didn't expect to see you here again." He kissed it. "It's been ages."

Cosmo slapped him away. "It's been three months. And don't touch her."

Juandissimo crossed his arms. "Well I have no choice but to touch her if I'm giving her a massage." He brushed his finger under Wanda's chin. "You're in for a treat my dear. I've been told I have magic fingers." He twirled his fingers around and sparkles of magic flew around them.

"Well, who's my masseuse then?" Cosmo asked.

Another fairy came through the opposite door. She had long lavender hair, her boobs and hips couldn't have been real, yet she was freaking gorgeous and she wore a short form fitting white dress.

"Are you Cosmo?" she said in a voice the flowed like an angel.

Cosmo's barriers came down a bit. "Um, yeah."

She put her dainty hands on his shoulders flirtatiously. "I'm Angel; I'll be your masseuse."

Now it was Wanda's turn to be steaming with jealousy. "Cosmo…"

Juandissimo led her over to the massage table nearest to them. "No man can resist Angel. Cosmo is no exception."

Wanda glared at him as she sat down. "You don't give Cosmo enough credit. He's not a cheater." She lay face down and he began his massage.

"I told you I have magic fingers Wanda. By the time I'm done, you may not be able to resist me either."

Wanda looked next to them at Cosmo and Angel. He seemed to be enjoying it, a little more than she preferred him to. And those boobs that he couldn't possibly be able to ignore didn't make her assumptions any better.

Soon Cosmo ended up looking over at Wanda and Juandissimo. The fact that he loathed the guy wasn't enough, seeing him touch his wife that way only added insult to injury. He noticed Juandissimo looking directly at him every so often as if he was making sure Cosmo was watching. He saw him unhook her bikini top and he almost flew over and hit him, and if he dared to touch Wanda's chest he would do exactly that.

"You're so tense Cosmo," Angel said. She was so close he could feel her breath on his ear. He felt her small feet on his back and she walked on him.

Juandissomo slid his finger slowly down Wanda's back and she giggled. Then he grabbed her butt and this time Cosmo really did almost knock Angel off him and hurt Juandissimo.

"Cosmo," Wanda said. They were close enough to touch each other. She reached out to him and held his hand which comforted him and made them both less jealous.

When they were done they put their robes back on and went to the sauna.

"Ugh, that chick was such a flirt," Wanda said taking her robe off and hanging it by the door.

They went over and sat on the bench. "Well you had Juandissimo. How do you think I felt? And why were you giggling when he touched you?" he asked. He worried that she really enjoyed Juandissimo's "magic fingers" touching her more than she enjoyed him touching her.

"I was laughing because he tickled me!" Wanda said defensively. She kissed his cheek. "Baby, I'd prefer you touching me to him any day." She thought about Angel touching him. The girl was really curvy and sexy. And curvy, sexy young women were his weakness. Who's to say Cosmo didn't enjoy that? "You didn't like it too much when Angel touched you right?"

Cosmo thought. "Well…she did have soft hands."

Wanda glared at him. "Cosmo…!"

He put his arm around her. "Don't worry snookie. It wasn't great or anything. It wasn't you."

She smiled feeling as reassured as he was and she kissed him. The rest of their time in the sauna was spent doing sensual things to each other unfortunately not having enough time to go all the way. They left the sauna and then got dressed.

Afterwards they checked out of the spa and flew through Fairy World hand in hand. "Hey Cosmo, let's go home for a while," Wanda said.

They flew a bit longer and went to their house. It was a fairly large house. They actually did have a house outside of Timmy's fish bowl. They lived here when they weren't living on Earth as fairy god parents. Cosmo poofed up the keys and unlocked the front door and Wanda turned on the lights. "Home sweet home," she said. She ran her finger over the mantle. "It's dusty."

"We haven't been here for over a year snookie." He poofed up feather dusters and set it to work dusting the rest of the house. "What time is it?"

Wanda looked at the big grandfather clock. "It's almost six thirty. What time is our reservation?"

"Seven thirty," Cosmo replied.

"We need to hurry up," Wanda said. She shut off the feather dusters Cosmo set up and they flew upstairs to their big bedroom.

Cosmo lay down on their bed. "Wow, I forgot how soft this thing was." He looked down at the frayed edges. "And how worn it is."

Wanda sat next to him. "Yeah, this thing has survived a lot of sex. Next time we come home for a while we should get a new one."

He kissed her. "But in the mean time," he ran his hand down her thigh, "wanna go real quick?" he said with a sly look.

Wanda giggled. "Cosmo, I swear you're the horniest fairy I've ever met." She kissed him. "We'll have plenty of time later baby."

He lay back down and looked up at her. "You always torture me this way Wanda."

She tapped his nose. "Don't forget you torture me too love." She got up. "Come get dressed. I'm sure you don't plan on going to this restaurant in that," she said gesturing to his flowered Miami shirt and shorts.

He got up and took it off. "We should just to mess with them."

"You know how many strange looks we got the last time we did that," Wanda said taking her clothes off as well.

Cosmo stopped and stared at her for a moment. She was now in a black lacey bra and matching panties that barely covered her butt. He couldn't help but staring at Wanda when she changed. She had a body like no one else's. Sure Angel was sexy, but she couldn't touch Wanda. His wife had natural curves. He flew over to her and put his arms around her kissing her neck. "How did I end up with the most beautiful woman in Fairy World?"

Wanda smiled. "I'm not nearly the most beautiful."

"Yeah you are. You know you are." He ran his hands across her curves. "You're my beautiful, sweet, sexy Wanda."

Wanda sighed blissfully. When Cosmo touched her, warm feelings ran through her and being his arms made her feel protected. When Juandissimo touched her earlier that day, it was just the opposite.

Soon Cosmo was in a black suit and Wanda was in a long red dress. "Ready to go?" Cosmo asked.

"Not yet. I have to do my hair and put on my make up," Wanda said.

"Alright, I'll wait for you."

When she was finished they left the house and went to the restaurant Chez Fairy. It was one of their favorite's, they'd come here many times before. They had a delicious dinner and after that they left planning to go back home to Timmy after flying around for a bit.

Then they passed the night club and paused. "When was the last time we went there?" Cosmo asked.

Wanda shrugged. "I don't know. It sure has been a while."

"You want to?"

Wanda wasn't sure if they should or not. "I don't know. Timmy's waiting for us dear."

He put his arm around her. "We don't have to stay for long. Come on Wanda, live a little."

Finally she gave in. "Okay, we can go."

They went into the club and danced a bit and had a drink. But then they saw some of their friends and kind of got carried away. They danced a lot more than they intended to and got more than a little tipsy and nearly forgot about Timmy back home. Wanda and Cosmo were sitting on the edge of the DJ stage with Dana and Jason. Cosmo rested his head on Wanda's shoulder. "Damn, I need another drink." Wanda poofed another drink into his hand.

"Alright fairies, give it up for Yo Flyama!" the MC announced a young fairy rapper who came on stage.

"Ha, his name sounds like yo fly mama," Jason said. That made the rest of them laugh.

The guy started rapping and he was actually really good. Wanda and Dana cheered. "Yeah boy, you rock!" Wanda said. The guy looked at her and winked. She smiled at him.

"Stop hitting on my wife you jerk!" Cosmo said with a slightly slurred voice.

"Hey so like, where's your god child?" Dana asked.

Wanda took a long swig of her drink. "We have a god child?"

"Can we just get the bottle?" Jason said. Cosmo poofed up a bottle of alcohol and drank some of it then handed it to him.

"What, did you get revealed again or something?" Dana asked.

"Oh shit Timmy!" Wanda exclaimed. She pulled up a clock on her wand and saw that it was after 11:30. "We've got to go Cosmo."

Cosmo took the bottle from Jeff again and took another drink. "Why?"

She took the bottle from him. "We told him we'd be back hours ago." She took his hand. "Bye guys." They poofed back into Timmy's room and saw that he was sitting in front of the TV in his pajamas playing Call of Duty.

"Hey you guys," he said. He paused the game and was surprised to see how stoned they looked. "So…did you have fun?"

Wanda giggled drunkenly. "Uh-huh."

Cosmo looked at his game. "What'cha playing?"

"Call of Duty."

"Oh yeah, that duty calls game. Damn my head hurts," he said.

Timmy's eyes got wide. Cosmo and Wanda never cursed around him…well Cosmo may have slipped up once or twice but he was never this drunk. "Are you two okay?"

Wanda laughed again and leaned against Cosmo. "Yeah, we're okay." She squinted at Timmy. "Why are there two of you?"

"What?"

Cosmo pointed. "Hey look, now there's three of them. Hi other Timmy's!" he said waving.

"I wanna touch him," Wanda said reaching out next to Timmy where she thought the third Timmy was. She frowned. "I can't feel him."

Timmy was starting to get freaked out. His god parents had never acted this way before. "You know, maybe you two should go get some rest."

Cosmo gave Wanda a knowing look. "I don't think there's gona be much resting," Wanda said.

"Come on baby!" Cosmo said poofing into the fishbowl with her.

The next morning, Cosmo woke up next to Wanda feeling horrible. His head was killing him and he felt nauseous. "Good morning," he said to her rubbing his temples.

"It's not really a good morning," she said.

"You're sick too?"

"I've already thrown up twice." She sighed. "I'm never drinking again."

"Is Timmy awake?"

Wanda shrugged. "I don't know." She looked at the clock on their night table. "Oh my god it's almost noon!"

They got dressed stumbling all over the place. Then they got some hot tea and put warm cloths on their foreheads to soothe the head aches. They poofed out of the fishbowl like that and saw Timmy doing his math homework.

Once again he was surprised to see how sick they looked. "Are you two okay?"

"We kind of over did it last night Timmy," Wanda said. She took a long sip of her tea.

"Yeah, with the club and all the drinks," Cosmo said. "Don't ever drink Timmy. It's not fun."

"Yeah and don't chug half the bottle like Cosmo did," Wanda said.

"I didn't drink all of that, I shared it with Jason." He turned back to Timmy. "And don't hit a bong like Wanda did."

She elbowed him. "Oh you did it too." She noticed Timmy giving them strange looks. "Not that we did any of that," she quickly added.

Timmy chuckled. "Yeah you did. Go back in your castle and get some rest. You look horrible. Go ahead and take another day off, I don't mind."

"Thanks Timmy," they said gratefully. They went back in their house and lay down in the bed to get some sleep.

This is what happens when you give Cosmo and Wanda the day off. Read on for the next chapter!