Thank you meerkatcosmo113 for all of your reviews so far.

Here's another funny one. Timmy makes the wish for Cosmo and Wanda to have a baby which leads him to wonder where babies come from.

The Wish

Cosmo and Wanda had been constantly obsessing over babies lately. They'd always wanted one, but recently they'd been seeing the most adorable babies and made them long for one even more.

Finally Timmy couldn't take it anymore. Wanda explained to him that fairies just couldn't have babies whenever they wanted but none of them were sure whether it was actually against the rules to wish for one.

"Okay then," Timmy said seeing a loophole. "I wish…!"

"STOP!" came Jorgen von Strangle's voice. Suddenly they were poofed into his office in Fairy World. "Who was about to wish for the b-word?...oh Turner, no surprise there."

"But there's no rule that says I can't wish for it," Timmy said.

"That's where you're wrong Turner." Jorgen poofed up the rule book. He searched but it wasn't officially put in. It was only on a sticky note. "I've got to remember to update this. Alright Turner, you can wish for the baby. But be warned. Dire consequences will come with it."

"And I don't care," Timmy said. He turned to Cosmo and Wanda. "I wish you two would have a baby!"

The two of them happily waved their wands but it seemed like nothing happened.

Timmy was confused. "Nothing happened."

"It'll happen, you just wait," Jorgen said. He turned to Cosmo and Wanda. "And anyway Cosmo you have to…uh…put the baby inside of her."

A smile spread across Cosmo's face. "I don't mind doing that," he said giving her a look that made her blush.

"How's he gonna do that?" Timmy asked innocently.

Wanda, Cosmo, and Jorgen froze not knowing how to explain that to a kid. "Um, don't worry about it Timmy. You're too young to understand," Wanda said.

"Bye Jorgen," Cosmo said. They poofed back to Timmy's room.

"But guys, I wanna know. How are you gonna put the baby in her?" Timmy asked impatiently.

"Timmy, that's not important," Wanda said. "What is important is that we're going to have a baby."

"We'll tell you when you're older Timmy," Cosmo said.

"Why can't I know now?"

Cosmo turned to Wanda. "Maybe it's time we told him about the wands and the wings babe."

Wanda shook her head. "Timmy's too young to know about that stuff Cosmo."

"He's not ten anymore honey."

Wanda thought for a moment. "Well…I guess he is old enough now."

Timmy waited impatiently while they thought of how to lightly approach the subject. "Okay, remember when you snuck into our castle that night?" Cosmo asked.

"The time I met Maryanne?"

"No the other time. And you came into our room and saw us…" he let his voice trail off.

Timmy's eyes got wide. He remembered perfectly. He'd come into their castle late at night because he wasn't able to sleep. He heard them in their room and when he opened the door the room was dark, the two were half naked, Wanda was on Cosmo's lap, and he'd just taken her bra off. Luckily for him he hadn't seen anything else. "That…?"

Wanda nodded. "Yes. When a husband and a wife love each other very much they…go to bed and…they…"

"Have sex," Cosmo said bluntly.

Wanda nodded. "Right. They do what you saw us doing except there's more to it..."

"You see the man puts his...you know...in a womans...you know..and..."

Wanda elbowed him. "You don't need to be that explicit."

"Sorry."

"And that's how babies are made."

They watched his emotions across his face. He looked a bit freaked out and his eye was twitching. "Okay…I'm gonna go get some juice." He walked out of the room.

Poor Timmy. He's losing more and more of his innocence the more he hangs around Cosmo and Wanda and now he's getting "the talk". Well, he wanted to know.

Also, in the beginning, it's basically like Fairly Odd Baby. Except that Wanda's having the baby like nature intended her to.

Ha, and i'm watching Fairly Odd Baby right now as i write this.