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Poof watches Frankenstein with Timmy and their imagination gets a little bit carried away.

Daddy Frankenstein

Timmy and Poof sat in front of the TV in Timmy's room one night watching Frankenstein. They had just gotten to the part where Frankenstein came to life, but then Wanda came in. "Timmy, turn this off. Poof shouldn't be watching movies like this." She changed the channel and turned on Sesame Street instead.

"Aw come on Wanda. Frankenstein isn't even scary."

They glanced at Poof who was trembling.

Wanda picked him up and rocked him. "He's going to have nightmares now. No letting Poof watch scary movies like this, okay Timmy?"

Timmy pouted. "Fine."

She put Poof down next to him then went back into her fishbowl. Suddenly Cosmo came out. "Who's watching Frankenstein?!" He looked at the TV and saw Sesame Street. "Aw, you know I love that movie."

"Well Wanda won't let us watch it," Timmy said hoping that Cosmo would let them.

"Really? Well…" Then he realized he had a son who was hardly a year old yet and stopped himself. "Well, that's a good thing. It's too scary for Poof. He'll have nightmares."

"You sound like Wanda," Timmy said disappointed.

Cosmo shrugged. "Just doing my job." He started to go back to the fishbowl. Then he turned around just as lightning flashed outside and got in their faces. "BOO!"

"AHH!" they screamed.

Cosmo laughed. "I couldn't resist." He poofed back into the fishbowl.

"Timmy," Poof said tapping his shoulder. He pointed to the fishbowl and then to the TV.

"What? You think Cosmo is Frankenstein?" Timmy said. Poof nodded. "Poof that's crazy. Cosmo isn't Frnakenstein."

Poof shook his rattle and turned Timmy's hair Cosmo's shade of green.

"Okay, so he has green hair. That doesn't mean anything," Timmy said as Poof switched it back.

Poof imitated Cosmo scaring them.

Timmy shook his head. "That still doesn't mean anything. That was just Cosmo being Cosmo."

Poof pointed to the fishbowl.

"Okay, we'll go in there. But I'm telling you Cosmo isn't Frankenstein."

Inside the fishbowl, Wanda was in the living room waiting for Cosmo. "Cosmo, what in the world are you doing?"

"Hold on babe." He came out in a Frankenstein outfit. "This is the perfect costume for that Halloween party." He and Wanda had been invited to a big Halloween party in Fairy World next weekend.

Wanda nodded her approval. "Not bad."

Cosmo poofed her into a bride of Frankenstein outfit. "And you'll be my bride."

Wanda giggled. "I like it. Hey, did you call and tell them we were coming?"

Cosmo thought for a moment. "I knew I was forgetting something."

"I'll do it." She flew upstairs to RSVP.

Timmy and Poof came inside and hid behind the wall. When they saw Cosmo dressed as Frankenstein they gasped. "Oh my god, Cosmo really is Frankenstein," Timmy said.

"Poof poof," Poof cowering behind him.

"Right Poof, we've got to do something. I wish we had a giant cage to drop on him."

Cosmo was getting hungry. He decided his favorite ice cream would work right about now. He flew off to the kitchen and didn't notice the giant cage fall into the place where he had been standing.

"Darn it, we're going to have a try something else," Timmy said.

"Poof poof." A big butterfly net appeared.

Timmy shook his head. "A butterfly net would never hold Frankenstein. We've got to try something different." They went to the kitchen and peeked in through the door watching Cosmo eat his ice cream. "Look at him, just standing there, eating ice cream."

"Poof," Poof agreed.

"It's probably some kind of mutated stuff that looks like ice cream to make him stronger. He's probably planning to take over the world or something."

"Daddy?" Poof asked.

Timmy thought about that. "You're right. He must have kidnapped the real Cosmo and has him locked up somewhere. We're going to trap this guy and make him tell us where Cosmo is."

Cosmo finished his ice cream and put his empty bowl in the sink. Wanda would get him for it later; she didn't like to have dirty dishes in the sink. But he didn't feel like cleaning it right now.

"I wish for a big laser." A laser appeared in his hands and he aimed it at the Frankenstein Cosmo.

Cosmo flew out of the room to go find Wanda just as Timmy fired the lasers. They hit nearly everywhere in the kitchen except Cosmo who was whistling to himself and didn't notice a thing.

Timmy threw the laser aside. "We're going to have to get more difficult Poof." They followed Cosmo out of the kitchen.

He thought of something as he neared the stairs. He had already scared Timmy and Poof that day, why not scare Wanda too? He laughed to himself at the thought. Then he stuck his arms out walking slowly and groaning like a zombie. "Wanda…" he said in a scary voice.

"Mama!" Poof exclaimed.

"He's going after Wanda! We've got to stop him now!" Timmy said. They followed Cosmo upstairs. "Alright Poof, I wish I had a giant cannon that would shoot out an indestructible metal net." The weapon appeared in his hands.

Cosmo threw the door open to him and Wanda's room.

"See you next weekend Billy Crystal Ball," Wanda said. Suddenly the lights went out and lightning flashed again. She froze and turned around to see a zombie behind her.

"Wanda…!" it said.

"AHHH!" she screamed.

The lights turned on. "Freeze you imposter!" Timmy shouted. Fired the cannon and the net trapped Cosmo against the wall.

"What the heck?" Cosmo tried to break out. "What's going on?!"

Timmy and Poof went over to him with glares on their faces. "Alright Frankenstein, what have you done with Cosmo?!"

Cosmo gave them a confused look. "What? I am Cosmo…"

Timmy slapped him in the face. "Don't play dumb. We know you kidnapped the real Cosmo and tried to get Wanda too!"

"Okay, I'm really confused. What are you talking about…?"

Timmy raised the cannon again to fire something else. "Alright then, since you won't talk…!"

Wanda stepped between them. "What is the matter with you two? Cosmo isn't Frankenstein."

"He's got you brainwashed Wanda!" Timmy said trying to push past her.

Wanda poofed Cosmo out of the net and removed the Frankenstein costume. "See, he really is Cosmo."

"It was just a costume for a Halloween party we're going to," Cosmo said.

Timmy and Poof narrowed their eyes at him. "How do we know you're really Cosmo?"

"Ask me something only I would know."

"If it was raining on the third Wednesday in January and Poof and I were swept off into a hurricane, would you save us or sit on the couch eating pudding while Wanda did everything?"

"Eat the pudding," Cosmo answered quickly.

"Yeah, it's definitely Cosmo."

"Why would you think I was Frankenstein?" Cosmo asked.

Timmy pointed to Poof. "He started it."

Wanda put her hands on her hips. "You see? This is why Poof shouldn't be watching scary movies."

Cosmo held Poof. "It's okay Poof, I'm not Frankenstein. See? Same daddy as always."

I don't remember where i got this idea from but it sure is funny. Reviews are welcome.