I've been writing a lot about Cosmo and Wanda's life after they left Timmy. It was neevr really said what happened afterwards (well, except Grow Up Timmy Turner but that movie didn't make much sense to me to be honest) so it's really a mystery. Which is why it's so much fun to write about.
Cosmo and Wanda left Timmy 3 years ago and are now living in Fairy World. Then they get osme exciting news.
The Expectants
Cosmo and Wanda sat perched as pink and green birds on the window sill of Timmy's apartment watching him sit on the floor playing Call of Duty. They'd had to leave him three years ago. Cosmo even convinced Jorgen to let them stay an extra year but they had to leave and Timmy was now 23 and he had his own apartment in Dimmsdale.
Wanda raised her eyebrows. "Shouldn't he be at work or something?"
Cosmo elbowed her. "You know Timmy doesn't work."
"He's an adult now. He has to."
"His shift is probably over honey."
Wanda seemed to accept that answer and they continued watching him. She sighed. "I miss him."
"Hey Timmy!" Cosmo exclaimed.
Wanda glared at him. "Shut up you idiot!"
Timmy looked over at the window. "Who called me?" He went over to it expecting a person but all he saw was pink and green birds. He stared at them and Wanda was sure they'd be in trouble with Jorgen for it when they got home.
Timmy looked at them with a curious expression. "Interesting." He obviously didn't remember them. His memory of fairy god parents must have faded already. He stared at them for a moment and something struck inside of him. He remembered something having to do with pink and green long ago in his past, however he couldn't place what it was. Oh well. He patted the birds on their heads then went to go play his game.
After making sure he wasn't looking they poofed away back to their house in Fairy World. They hadn't gotten another god child these past three years. They decided to settle down for a while and relax. Almost as soon as they got there, a lavender blur flew over and tackled Cosmo to the floor.
"Hi daddy!" Poof said.
"Hey kid," Cosmo said.
Wanda knelt down next to them and kissed her son on his forehead. "How was school sport?"
Poof frowned and his enthusiasm faded. "Um…"
"Oh no, what happened?" Wanda said.
"I got in trouble because I said Ms. Fairzer was a stupid teacher."
"Why did you say that?"
"Because I got a bad grade on my math test."
Cosmo lifted his son off his back and put him in his lap. "He spent too much time with Timmy," he said to Wanda.
"Poof just because you get a bad grade doesn't mean your teacher is stupid," Wanda said.
"Unless of course she really is stupid," Cosmo said.
"But I didn't understand it," Poof said with a pout.
"Did you ask her for help?" Wanda asked.
"Well…no."
"Okay then, if you don't understand something ask your teacher for help and your dad and I will help you," Wanda said. "Okay?"
"More like your mom will help you. I'm terrible at math," Cosmo said.
"That's true. Your dad thinks two plus two equals fish."
Poof laughed. "Really daddy?"
"What? It doesn't equal fish?"
"Daddy, it equals four," Poof said still laughing.
"Oh, I thought the 4 my teacher wrote stood for fish."
Late that night Cosmo went to check on Poof who was knocked out sleeping. Back when Poof was born, he worried that he wouldn't be a good father. But now that he'd had nearly ten years of practice he felt better about it. He flew downstairs and sat on the couch to watch Fairytainment Tonight.
"Cosmo."
He looked over and nearly melted into the floor. Wanda floated over to him in a lacey pink and black bra and thong, stockings, and stiletto heels. It looked like his little vixen was coming out to play tonight. "Wanda…"
She straddled his waist and kissed him passionately. "Do you like this?"
He ran his hands up her legs and hips with a satisfied smile on his face. His eyes drifted up from her cleavage to her beautiful face. "You have no idea."
She grinded her hips against him and felt him growing hard. She kissed his neck. He moaned when she kissed along his jaw line, his sensitive spot. She licked up to his earlobe and he sighed as she sent a shiver down his spine. She went back to his mouth for a moment then rested her forehead on his looking into his eyes. "Poof's asleep and we've got the whole night to ourselves."
"Wanna go have some fun?" he asked with a sly smirk.
She giggled and kissed him again. "You read my mind." He picked her up and flew to the bedroom where they spent the night making love.
A few weeks later Wanda woke up feeling terrible. Her head and stomach were hurting. She felt a wave of nausea wash over her and flew to the bathroom to throw up her guts. She came back into the room and lay down wondering why she was so sick.
Cosmo woke up and noticed her coming back in. He kissed her cheek. "Good morning love."
"Good morning," she said.
"You okay?"
She shook her head. "I don't feel well."
He sat up and grew concerned. "What's wrong?" He put his hand on her forehead. "You feel warm."
"My head hurts and I threw up."
"Do you want soup for breakfast?" he asked.
She nodded. "I'll make it."
"No, you rest. I'll make it. And I'll make breakfast for Poof too."
Wanda wasn't so sure about that. Cosmo was a horrible chef and his culinary skills hadn't improved very much in the years they had been together. "Make him cereal."
"I was gonna make pancakes."
Poof flew into the room in his blue striped pajamas. "Hi mommy, hi daddy!" He sat down on the other side of Wanda.
"Good morning sweet heart," Wanda said.
"What's wrong mommy?"
"I'm just not feeling very well today."
Cosmo rubbed his son's lavender hair. "You wanna help me make your mom some soup?"
Poof nodded. "Yeah."
They got off the bed and started to fly out of the room. "And how about we have some pancakes for breakfast kiddo?"
"Yeah!"
Wanda sighed. Hopefully they didn't ruin her kitchen.
A few days later Wanda still wasn't feeling any better. If anything the nausea had gotten worse. She was sitting on the living room couch watching a re-run of Fairytainment Tonight with one of her favorite celebrities Amy PrettyFairy.
Cosmo flew over to her and felt her forehead. "How are you feeling?"
"Fine," she said even though she didn't feel much better. But she didn't want him to worry about her too much. It was probably just a cold that would be gone in a matter of days.
He glanced at the TV. "Ooh, Amy PrettyFairy. She's so pretty."
Wanda glared at him. "Cosmo!"
He turned back to her and kissed her. "Not nearly as beautiful as you are dear."
Poof flew into the room with his soccer ball. "Can we go now dad?"
"Where are you going?" Wanda asked.
"To the park. We're gonna play soccer," Cosmo said. "Do you want to come?"
She shook her head. "No, I think I'm just gonna stay home and rest for a little while."
"Are you still sick mommy?" Poof asked.
Wanda nodded. "Yeah, but I'm getting better."
Cosmo poofed up and blanket and put it over her. Then he kissed her cheek. "We'll be back soon."
The next afternoon Wanda was laying on the couch still feeling sick. Cosmo was starting to get worried. He sat down next to her. "Wanda, I'm worried about you."
She held his hand. "Don't worry about it. It'll pass."
"But what if it doesn't? What if you're really sick? It could be some kind of disease or something and you won't get any better and we…wouldn't be together anymore." The thought that Wanda could die from whatever she had terrified him. He wouldn't be able to live without her. He couldn't raise Poof alone. He needed her by his side.
She sat up and hugged him seeing how worried he was. "Cosmo, that's not going to happen, I'm fine, really."
"Maybe you should go to the doctor Wanda. You've been like this for over a week."
"If you want me to go, I'll go."
A little while later they took Poof to Mama Cosma's house and they went to the hospital. Cosmo hated the doctor's office. All the scary tools and operations that went on. It made him shiver just thinking about what they would do to Wanda. Maybe he shouldn't have suggested this.
Dr. Rip Studwell came in. He checked out Wanda and said he would be back in a few minutes with results. "Alright you two, I've got good news and bad news."
"Then what's the bad news?" Wanda asked.
"Cosmo is still stupid."
Wanda narrowed her eyes at him. "Well I already know that."
"So what's the good news?" Cosmo asked.
"The good news is that you're pregnant Wanda."
They both looked at him with wide eyes. "Seriously?"
"Yup."
Wanda hugged her husband tightly and he hugged her back.
"You know, ever since those two fairies had that baby some years ago and Jorgen revoked the law on fairy babies, couples seem to have been in here nonstop."
"That was us," Cosmo said.
"Oh yeah, it was. Congratulations on your second child."
"Thank you Dr. Rip Studwell," Wanda said.
"You're very welcome. Now if there's nothing else you need right now, get out of my office."
They poofed outside and kissed very passionately. Wanda giggled. "I love you so much."
Cosmo rested his head on her forehead. "You don't know how happy you make me Wanda." He thought for a moment. "I should have asked if it was a boy or a girl."
"We won't know that for a few months sweetie."
"I kinda want to be surprised again."
"That's fine by me." She kissed him again. "We've got to go tell Poof."
They went to Mama Cosma's house and she answered the door. "So what's the problem Wanda? Do you have some kind of deadly disease and you only have a few days to live?" she asked hopefully.
Wanda shook her head. "No, course not."
"She's pregnant," Cosmo said with a smile.
Mama Cosma's mouth dropped. "She's…she's pregnant?"
Cosmo and Wanda nodded too happy to notice her disapproval written all over her face. "Isn't it great?" Wanda said hugging Cosmo.
"Excuse me for a moment," Mama Cosma said. She flew upstairs and they heard her screaming.
Poof came over from watching Power Rangers. "What's wrong with Grandma?"
"I think she's having some kind of mental breakdown," Cosmo said.
"Come here Poof. There's something important we need to tell you," Wanda said. They sat down on the couch with him.
"You're okay, right mom?" Poof asked worried that she was really sick.
"Of course sweetie. I'm fine. And you're going to have a little brother or sister."
Poof's face lit up. "Really? I'm gonna be a big brother like Timmy?"
Cosmo nodded. "Yup."
Mama Cosma came back downstairs. "Did I hear correctly? You're pregnant?"
Wanda nodded. "Yes."
Mama Cosma felt dizzy again despite the aspirin she just took.
"Are you okay?" Cosmo asked concerned.
"Yes dear I'm fine."
They stayed over Mama Cosma's house for dinner. Afterwards Cosmo decided to play the part of the good son and help her put the dishes away. But she also wanted him in there to talk about Wanda's pregnancy which she didn't approve of. She hadn't said anything yet though and he wondered why. "You don't have anything to say about Wanda?"
"Why do you assume I have something to say about her?"
"Because you always do."
Mama Cosma sighed. "First you're with her against my orders, then you marry her, then you have a child with her, and if that's not enough you're having another one. Of course I disapprove."
"But you love Poof."
"Of course I do dear. Poof is a little darling. I just wish it could have been another woman that was his mother."
"But Wanda's a great mother and she's way more responsible than I am to tell you the truth."
"But her of all women Cosmo? Surely you could have found someone better out of the millions of fairies in Fairy World. I mean, it was one thing that your god child wished for Poof but to have another child out of your own will. Don't you use birth control at least…?"
"Yeah, we do…sometimes…a few times…." Cosmo thought for a moment. They didn't really use it very much. He hated to use condoms, he wanted to feel her skin directly on him and she didn't like them either. And she was on the pill on and off but she didn't consistently take it.
"You should use it all the time. I mean to have another child with her…"
"Mom, we didn't plan for her to get pregnant. It just happened. And why does it matter that we have a family anyway. Isn't that how it's supposed to happen when fairies get married?"
Mama Cosma sighed. "I guess."
"Right. So she's going to have our baby and there's nothing you can do about that."
She thought for a moment. "What if it isn't your child? What if she slept with another man and she got pregnant."
Cosmo rolled his eyes. "Mama that's ridiculous!"
"Alright, alright, fine." She dried her hand and put it on his shoulder. "I don't like her, but I'm happy for you dear, honestly. I'm happy that you have a family and you're happy."
He smiled. "Thanks mom."
Six months later Wanda was in the kitchen and water broke and she started panicking and freaking out. Then Cosmo came in and she told him the baby was coming. It's debatable who was panicking more, him or her. Then Poof came in and saw his parents freaking out. "What's going on?" he asked.
"The baby's coming!" they exclaimed.
"Then shouldn't mommy be at the hospital?"
The two of them froze for a moment and realized he was right. They got the stuff they had prepared for this day and took Poof to Mama Cosma's house. She opened the door and saw Cosmo carrying his wife who was now in pain and in labor.
"Mommy's having a baby, grandma, and daddy's scared," Poof explained.
"Gotta go. See ya!" Cosmo said quickly before poofing away. When they got to the hospital the doctors led them to the delivery wing and put Wanda in a room. Cosmo sat next to her not once taking his eyes off her. "Are you okay?"
She narrowed her eyes at him. "No I'm not okay Cosmo! This hurts!" She realized she had just snapped at him and felt tears in her eyes. "I'm sorry Cosmo…"
He put his finger over her lips. "It's okay." He felt guilt wash over him. The same guilt he had felt when she was having Poof except this time it was stronger. This baby hadn't been wished for, he'd put it in her without a wish permitting him to do so. It was all his fault that Wanda was in this much pain. "I'm sorry Wanda."
"For what?"
"It's my fault you're in pain like this."
She kissed him. "Cosmo, you think I'd be mad at you for this?"
He looked at her surprised. "You're not?"
"No. Good things come with a price."
"Yeah, we are gonna have to pay for this hospital bill," he said.
She shook her head. "Well yes we are, but that's not what I meant. I may have to be in a bit of pain for a while, but we're gonna have another baby in the end." She gasped as she felt a intense contraction.
He squeezed her hand. "Wanda," he said worriedly.
Dr. Rip Studwell came in. "Hello Cosmo, Wanda. This is like déjà vu isn't it. Minus your god child of course." He lifted the sheet.
"Hey, don't look down there," Cosmo said defensively. Only he could look at Wanda down there.
"Cosmo, he's the doctor. He has to," Wanda said.
He relaxed. "Oh yeah."
"Well, you're nearly fully dilated by now. Do you want to look Cosmo?" Cosmo came around and as soon as he saw it he passed out on the floor.
Wanda peeked around at him. "Are you okay dear?"
He stood up and flew back to his place next to her. "That was a cruel joke," he mumbled.
Dr. Rip Studwell continued to laugh. "I love that one. Gets 'em every time."
Wanda glared at both of them. "Excuse me but I am in extreme pain here!"
"Oh yes, I almost forgot about that." He waved his wand over her and the pain slowly subsided until she couldn't feel it anymore. "Push." She pushed the baby out and it didn't hurt as much since he was constantly waving his wand over her to make it go away. Cosmo held her hand kissing her and trying to keep her calm but he was shaking as well. He still felt bad for doing this to her. He hated to see his wife in this much pain.
"WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU JERK?!" Wanda shouted at him.
"Well Wanda…you didn't really try to stop me," Cosmo said rubbing her hand in his.
"Push," Dr. Rip Studwell said.
She cried in pain as she pushed again. "COSMO COSMA I HATE YOU!"
Finally they heard a cry and Dr. Rip Studwell held their baby. "Congratulations, it's a baby boy." He wrapped him in a blanket and handed him to Wanda.
She leaned back and they admired the adorable baby in her arms. He had green hair and soft cheeks and he opened his wide pink eyes and gazed back and forth at his parents.
"They always seem to have your eyes," Cosmo said holding his tiny hand.
"He looks so much like you though." She ran her fingers gently through his soft green hair. She kissed her husband. "I love you."
"I thought you hated me?" he said.
She shook her head. "I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. What should we name him?"
"Kei," Cosmo said.
"That's a cute name."
"You think so?"
She nodded. "Yeah. That'll be his name, Kei Cosma."
This story was a bit on the longer side compared to the others. But i hope you liked it. Reviews are appreciated.
