Does anyone besides me find it weird that Big Daddy was mysteriously absent from Fairly Odd Baby and they never showed an episode after that (as far as i know) with him meeting Poof?

Grandpa Big Daddy

The next week Cosmo and Wanda had just put Poof to bed for the night and were sitting on the futon in one of the rooms in their castle that was made to look like a really tranquil room.

Cosmo was kissing her and dipped her down to her back. She giggled softly as he started kissing her neck. Cosmo was feeling horny. He wanted his woman that night. It had been 3…4…he didn't know how many weeks since they'd had sex and he needed her. Plus he loved having sex in this room. He tended to have a wild imagination about it.

"Fuck me hard you sexy fairy," she'd say giving him that seductive look that drove him wild.

"I'll make you scream woman," he'd say. Then they'd make love for hours and she'd have so many orgasms she wouldn't be able to see straight for the rest of the night. Maybe he'd even take her over to the waterfall and give it to her in there.

Before he could start getting her naked she pushed him away and sat up. He sat up as well and gave her a questioning look. "You don't want to make love Wanda?"

She smiled and put her hand on his. "I do sweetie. But I still need to recover for a while."

"How long will that take?"

She shrugged. "A couple more weeks maybe."

His eyes got wide. He'd have to wait even longer to make love to his wife again?! "But we haven't had sex in a month."

"I know honey. I just need some time right now. You understand don't you?"

He nodded. "Yeah, I guess. But that doesn't mean we still can't kiss and touch each other, right?"

"Of course. But there's something I wanted to talk to you about first."

"Okay. What do you want to talk about?"

"Well, I was thinking we could invite some of our friends over to see Poof. You know how they were about it when I was pregnant."

"Okay," he said with a nod. "That's sounds like a great idea."

She gave him a sensual look. "In the mean time, since we can't have sex, I'll give you something else." He watched her in anticipation as she pulled his pants down. It wasn't what he had planned but it was better than nothing.

The next day a few of Cosmo and Wanda's close friends came over to see the baby they'd been waiting six months for. They stayed a little while then later that evening Mama Cosma came over. Of course she had her share of insults for Wanda.

That night Cosmo and Wanda were sitting on the couch and Wanda was rocking Poof to sleep. "Would you be offended if I said I can't stand your mother?" she asked.

Cosmo shook his head. "No, I feel the same way sometimes. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. What did Big Daddy say when you told him?"

Wanda froze. "Well actually…"

"What?"

"I didn't tell him."

Cosmo was surprised by that answer. "You didn't tell him we had a baby?" Wanda shook her head. "Why not?"

"Cosmo, you know how my father is. I was afraid of how he'd react. You know what he did when he found out we were married. Imagine what he'll say when he finds out we had a baby."

"Yeah, that's true. So are you going to wait until Poof's all grown up to tell him?"

Wanda thought about that then shook her head. She couldn't avoid her father forever. "I guess not. Remember what happened last time I kept something from him for a really long time?"

Cosmo nodded. "How can I forget that?" Big Daddy nearly blew his top when he found out they were married and tried again and again to take her away from him until Wanda just completely disowned him.

They took their baby to bed, then Wanda sat downstairs at the kitchen table with the phone. Cosmo brought over some Hershey's kisses to make her feel better and she ate one while staring at the phone nervously.

"Want me to do it?" Cosmo asked.

Wanda shook her head. "No, I think I should do it."

Cosmo gave a relieved sigh. "Oh good! I was afraid you'd say yes."

That made Wanda smiled a bit. Finally she dialed her father's number.

"Vinny, how many times do I have to tell you, that goes over there!" Big Daddy exclaimed. "Hello?"

"Hi daddy," Wanda said nervously. She was so afraid of what her father would say. She felt Cosmo holding her hand and she gave him a grateful smile.

"Hey sweet heart. How are you?"

"I'm fine," Wanda said. "There's something I have to tell you."

"You're leaving Cosmo finally?"

"No, of course not!" Wanda said.

"Then what is it? Hurry up now, I haven't got all day."

"Well, um…" She almost backed out. She could wait 5,000 years again to tell her father. But she knew she had to do it. "I…got pregnant and…Cosmo and I have a baby now." She cringed waiting for him to yell.

Surprisingly he was silent for a moment. "You have a baby?"

"Yes," she said quietly.

"And Cosmo is the father."

"Yes, he is."

Big Daddy was silent for another moment. "I'm coming over there tomorrow. You still with that god kid of yours?"

"Yes."

"I'll be coming over."

"Bye daddy."

"Bye."

"Well that wasn't so hard," Cosmo said.

"All of his anger is going to come tomorrow," Wanda said.

"He's gonna kill me isn't he?"

"Well Timmy wished for him so maybe he won't be as mad."

"Yeah, but he has my sperm," Cosmo pointed out.

"We just have to show him that we're really good parents. And even if he is mad, it's not like there's anything he can do about it, right?"

Cosmo nodded somehow being comforted. "You're right Wanda."

The next day Wanda and Cosmo waited nervously for Big Daddy to come. Poof was sleeping in a baby swing next to Timmy's bed, Cosmo was flying back and forth across Timmy's room and Timmy and Wanda were sitting on the bed.

"What's the worst Big Daddy is going to do to you?" Timmy asked. He had been trying to convince them not to be so nervous.

"Yell, scream," Wanda said.

"Beat me up," Cosmo said.

"Wake the baby up."

"Make me cry."

"But still…" Before Timmy could finish Big Daddy came into the room.

"Alright Wanda…!"

"SHH!" Wanda exclaimed. "He's sleeping."

Big Daddy looked at the little fairy baby sleeping in the swing. Then he turned on Cosmo. "So you knocked my little girl up huh?"

"Well, um…it's been nearly 10,000 years. It was bound to happen sometime…right?" Cosmo said nervously trying to lighten the mood.

Big Daddy came closer and Cosmo flew away so he ended up chasing him around the room. "What did I tell you would happen if you got her pregnant?"

"I'll live in abstinence from now on if you don't kill me!" Cosmo said practically begging as he hovered on one side of Timmy's bed.

Big Daddy tried to come around one side but Cosmo moved to the other. "I swear I outta…!"

"Timmy wished for him! It wasn't my fault! All I did was plant the seed!" Cosmo exclaimed pointing to Timmy.

Timmy rolled his eyes. "Oh sure, blame the god child, right?"

Wanda went over to her father. "Daddy, you threatened Cosmo if he ever got me pregnant?" she said angrily.

"Yes," Cosmo said. Big Daddy glared at him and he cowered behind his wife.

"I simply told him that if he ever got you pregnant there'd be consequences and now I see that didn't help," he said throwing another glare at Cosmo.

"Daddy, that's ridiculous!" Wanda said.

"Who's to say Cosmo would be a good father anyway? He hardly respects you, he tried to leave you, he's an irresponsible moron that can hardly count to ten…!"

"He is not!" Wanda said. "Cosmo is the most amazing, loveable father in the world…!" Suddenly Poof started crying and she and Cosmo immediately flew over to him.

Cosmo picked him up out of the swing. "Shh, daddy's here, shh," he said softly as he rocked him. Slowly Poof stopped crying and ended up smiling at his father.

"What do you have to say to that Big Daddy? I think Cosmo's a pretty great father," Timmy said smirking.

Big Daddy observed the scene in front of him. The way Cosmo rocked their smiling baby. Wanda kissed Poof and then Cosmo. It was clear that his little girl was happy, but he couldn't admit that! "Well it doesn't mean I approve."

Cosmo and Wanda looked up at him. "What were we talking about?" Cosmo asked.

Big Daddy slapped his forehead. "And you wonder why I don't approve of this idiot marrying you and fathering my first grandchild!"

Aaaaaannnnnndddd there you have it!

I had to do it. I'm still wondering why there wasn't an episode with Big Daddy seeing Poof. He would totally blow his top and since Cosmo's so afraid of him it would be even funnier.

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