I'm back finally! So this is based of the season 6 episode "Fly Boy". This episode was very funny, i liked it a lot. i think the only reason i stopped liking it was because this is one of the episodes that is played over and over and OVER AGAIN. Seriously Nickelodeon, Fairly Odd Parents has 9 seasons to choose from! Don't play the same ones all the time!

So we know what Timmy and Poof were doing during this episode but what about what Cosmo and Wanda were doing the whole time?!

Scare Your Pants Off

"Popcorn?" Wanda said reading off a check list.

"Popcorn," Cosmo said poofing up a big bowl of popcorn and putting it on the side table by the couch.

"Tea?" Wanda said.

"Peppermint," Cosmo said poofing up to cups of hot tea next to the popcorn.

"Lights?" Wanda said.

Cosmo poofed the lights off. "Off."

"No Poof and Timmy?"

"No…" Suddenly he felt Poof land on his back.

"Dada," he said.

Cosmo took him off his shoulders. "Sorry kiddo. You're too young to watch this movie." Poof pouted. "Don't worry, you get to hang out with Timmy tonight."

They poofed out of the fishbowl just in time for Timmy to come into the room. "I wish I had a TV so I can watch 'I was a teenage fly boy'!"

Cosmo and Wanda waved their wands and a huge flat screen appeared. Timmy's face lit up but immediately fell when they poofed it into their castle.

"Hey, what gives?" Timmy asked.

"We need you to watch Poof tonight sport," Wanda said handing their baby to him. "We don't want him watching this movie. He'll have nightmares for the rest of his life."

"And you can't watch it either. It's rated FTTFTT," Cosmo said.

Timmy frowned. "It's not "far too terrifying for Timmy Turner"! I'm not a little kid."

"Technically you are," Cosmo pointed out.

"Nothing personal Timmy," Wanda said sympathetically. "See you in a few hours." She and Cosmo poofed into their castle. She laughed as he pulled her down onto the couch with him. She kissed his lips tasting his tongue for a while. They didn't get much time alone together like this now a days, especially now that they had Poof. Somehow she ended up on top of him and eventually broke their kiss. "You think they're mad at us?"

Cosmo shrugged. "Maybe. Timmy might be anyway." He ran his hands up her hips. "But he'll get over it. I've got all this to myself," he said giving her a sensual look.

She leaned back down and kissed him again. "I thought you wanted to watch the movie?"

"We can not watch the movie," he said trailing his hands up towards her chest.

"And now, the world premiere of 'I was a teenage fly boy'!" said the TV.

Cosmo immediately sat up and almost threw Wanda off the couch. "Cool! The movie's starting!"

She just smiled and shook her head. At this point he probably forgot all about their little suggestive conversation there. She grabbed the popcorn off the table along with their tea. Then she poofed a blanket over their laps, 3D glasses on, and her fluffy pink slippers on her feet.

Cosmo looked down at their blanket for a moment then switched it from the plain blue one to one with Pokemon characters on it. Wanda glanced at him and cocked her eyebrow. He shrugged. "I just wanted the Pokemon one."

They cuddled up close to each other and munched on their popcorn. Neither of them watched horror movies very often. The last one they'd actually watched completely was ages ago. But this one seemed like it was going to be interesting so they decided to brave it. Sure enough well into the movie they two of them were gripping onto each other. Wanda had poofed up more popcorn since they ran out and munched on it since it seemed to be giving her some kind of security. Cosmo noticed the remote next to him on a particularly scary part and pretended to accidently turn the TV off.

She looked at him. "What happened?"

He shrugged. "Maybe it's over?"

Her heart rate was going down but she suddenly missed the thrill. She noticed the remote next to him. "Did you turn it off?"

"Must have been an accident," he said innocently. She reached for the remote and turned the TV back on. So close, he thought. It's not to say he wasn't actually enjoying the movie though. He liked the thrill too.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" the TV screamed.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" they found themselves gripping each other and screaming too. Then they realized it and calmed down.

"It's just a movie," Wanda said calmly. It was a good thing they didn't let Timmy and Poof watch this.

"Right." He put his arm back over her shoulders and got closer to her (if possible). "Just a movie."

After a while Wanda started to get this feeling that she got when she knew something was wrong. It couldn't really be explained, it was just something she could feel. She called it her Timmy- sense, or her maternal instinct.

She looked up at her husband who was nearly biting his hand off with his eyes glued to the screen. "Cosmo, I feel like something's wrong with Timmy and Poof?"

He took his hand out of his mouth and looked at her. "Huh? What do you mean?"

"I just feel like they're in trouble."

He waved it off. "You're probably just letting the movie get to you babe. They're probably fine."

Maybe he was right. "Well…can we just go check on them, please?"

"Alright Wanda, if it'll make you feel better." They poofed out of the fishbowl and didn't see Timmy and Poof. "They're probably in the tree house or something," Cosmo said.

Wanda shook her head. "I know where they are." She poofed them into Crocker's house and found Timmy with a fly body and Poof trapped in a spider web about to be eaten by two giant spiders.

"See Wanda? There's absolutely nothing out of the ordinary here. Timmy and Poof have just somehow gotten themselves into trouble while we're gone," Cosmo said.

Wanda quickly waved her wand and got rid of the spiders and poofed Timmy to his normal body. "You two have got a lot of explaining to do," she said giving them both a stern look.

Before anyone could say anything else, a huge butterfly net appeared over them. Wanda's heart rate sped up. After being kidnapped by Crocker once before, she was now terrified of butterfly nets.

"Fairies detected," said a machine. "To capture the fairies and prove to the world you're not crazy, press the red button."

Nothing happened since Crocker was obviously not home and they all relaxed. They waited, expecting something to happen, anything. Crocker had the opportunity to reveal them to the world, something had to happen, even if he wasn't home.

But nothing did.

"Press the red button. Press the red button. Fairies released."

The butterfly net lifted and they got out of there as quickly as they could before the machine could change its mind.

After they got back home they finished watching the rest of the movie. It was late now. Timmy and Poof were in bed and Cosmo and Wanda were in their room getting ready for bed too.

"It wasn't that scary," Wanda tried to reason even though they both knew they might have nightmares from it.

"Nah, of course it wasn't," Cosmo said buttoning his pajama shirt. "I don't know what everyone was talking about."

They glanced at each other and paused for a moment. "Sleeping with the lights on for the rest of the week?" Wanda finally spoke up.

"Yes!" Cosmo said.

AAAAANNNNDDDD there you have it folks!

The fact they they were trapped in Crocker's house and he wasn't there and he's beeen trying for whon know how long to capture them is just the funnist thing in the world to me whenever i see it. And in case you didn't pick up on it and are confused, Wanda being captured before was a reference to Abracatastrophy. No wonder she's more afraid of butterfly nets than most fairies!

But there's nothing like being scared straight in the arms of your significant other!