I'm back with another story. Sorry i took so long but i'm finally inspired again!


Just another Fairly Odd Day…

Timmy Pan flew through Never Land to defeat the evil Captain Hook. His trusty fairy Tinkerbell flew alongside him.

"Hurry Timmy! He has Trixie!" she said, her pink curls flying behind her and fairy dust radiating off her.

"No one is going to hurt Trixie without a fight!" he said. They arrived at the ship. "Alright Hook! Show yourself!"

Captain Hook came out. On top of his head full of green hair was a pirate hat and he had a hook for one hand and a sword in the other. "I was wondering where you were Timmy."

Timmy turned to Tinkerbell. "I wish I had a sword." Tinkerbell waved her wand and a sword appeared in his hand. "Let's fight." Timmy and Captain Hook got into a huge sword fight. Tinkerbell cheered him on and Trixie stood anxiously on the plank tied up and guarded by the pirates. Hook fought Timmy to the edge of the ship. Timmy looked down below at the crashing waves and the sharks. Timmy swiped his sword and cut off Captain Hook's hook.

He looked at it. "Darn it."

While he was distracted Timmy took the opportunity to swing at him and knock him backwards. "You can't beat me! The bad guy always loses!"

"Not today." They fought to the edge of the ship again but this time the ship tilted on the waves and they both fell off the side into the mouth of a whale.

It was dark. Timmy couldn't see anything and was suddenly afraid. "Cosmo! Wanda!"

They lit their wands and he relaxed seeing that they were right next to him. "We're right here Timmy," Wanda said.

"It smells like whale breath in here," Cosmo said. "How are we going to get out of here?"

"Easy, we make a fire," Timmy said starting a fire with some sticks Wanda poofed up. The smoke began to rise and suddenly the whale sneezed and they were shot out of its blowhole.

When they were out, they appeared in a field. There was a castle behind them and they were surrounded by playing cards. Up in the tree above them was a purple striped cat with a big grin on its face. Next to them was a white rabbit in a waist coat caring a huge watch and a queen playing croquet.

All of a sudden a croquet stick (it was actually a flamingo) was handed to Timmy. "You're turn," said the queen.

Timmy stepped up to the hamster that was being used as the ball. "Sorry little guy," he said. He hit it and it went through 2 loops and would have got through a third but some cards got in the way and moved it. Everyone cheered for the queen. Timmy glared. "Hey, she's cheating!"

The queen hit again and would have missed if the cards hadn't made it so she would get them all. The stick was handed back to him. "Two can play at that game. I wish I could get this," Timmy said to Cosmo and Wanda. He hit it and they waved their wands so that the ball went all the way through.

"He wins!" said the white rabbit.

The queen was turning red with anger. "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

All of the cards grabbed swords and started chasing after him. He ran as fast as he could with Cosmo and Wanda flying right next to him. "I wish we were out of here!" he exclaimed.

Next they appeared in a huge ballroom. Wanda stood at the top of the stairs in a long sparkling gold gown. She walked down the stairs and Cosmo was waiting for her and took her hand. He led her out to the dance floor and they glided across the ballroom as they music started.

"Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly…."

Timmy stood on the mantle as a candle. He pouted. "How come I have to be the candle?"

"Certain as the sun
Rising in the East
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme…."

They looked into each other's eyes and slowly leaned in to kiss.

Unfortunately it was getting a bit too mushy for Timmy. "I wish we were out of here!"

Timmy was now sitting on a magic carpet flying through the night sky. Trixie sat next to him as his princess and Cosmo and Wanda flew back and forth chasing each other as birds. Trixie looked lovingly into his eyes and just as they were leaning in…

"TIMMY!"

The scene disappeared. Timmy was standing in the middle of his room still dressed as a prince. The magic carpet was gone and even worse, Trixie was gone. Cosmo and Wanda appeared in the fishbowl and watched his parents come in.

"Why are you dressed like Aladdin?" his mother asked.

"Darn it, we forgot to take the costume off," Wanda said.

"It could be worse. At least we remembered to change the room back," Cosmo said.

Timmy quickly tried to come up with an excuse. "Um….um…internet?"

"Works for us," they said.

"Dinner is ready," his dad said.

"Okay." They left the room then Cosmo and Wanda poofed him back into his regular clothes and he followed.

Wanda looked at Cosmo. "You know, that dance was pretty romantic. And you know it's my favorite part of the movie."

"Say no more snookie." He waved his wand and the giant ballroom appeared again, they had on their fancy clothes, and the music was playing again. He took her into his arms and they twirled around the room.


A whole lot of Disney parodies in this one. I don't know what made me coem up with it. Do you know all the movie references?

More will be coming soon!