Hey guys! So, um, it's been a while hasn't it. A month, or... two? *Flinches* Wow, sorry about that! It's just, I know it's summer and I should be update more frequently while it lasts but... I've just had no thoughts of any story ideas at all so far and I am so sorry for that you guys. Thank you so much for all the different charades ideas though as they really made me laugh. :)

This chapter, was written when I was completely bored and it's REALLY, REALLY random, just to say the least. Leo on a sugar high, Hippos talking, and forth wall breaking (I did say random didn't I?) There will be no charading this chapter and I apologize for that but I did choose a winner for them to do for the next chapter though, and that is Flight Of The Snowy Owl's suggestion.

Huge thank you to all of you that gave suggestions!

allyson, Lewis, T1nyDanc3r, Anna C. Poseidon, whatupmypeeps, Apollo'sChild, Flight Of The Snowy Owl, and Keeta-x-Tribias.

Oh, and if whatupmypeep is reading this, thank you so much for all 11 of those suggestions! I promise that I will use at least one of them in the later chapters.

And now you may start the story. XD

Leo's POV

How to ruin a perfect charades party. Angry gods?

Check.

Angry daughters of Athena?

Check. One was enough thanks.

Ten now extremely anxious demigods, who had came over for an incredible night but was now ruin because of the above?

Check.

'Well that's just perfect.' I thought, trying to not to sigh with exasperation. I was in front of a couple powerful, destructive bipolar gods here. 'This can't get any worst can it?'

'Probably not'

'Yeah, I mean three gods, tons of power, to much candy, and- wait a sec.'

'What's wrong?'

'Who in the name of Zeus's pants are you and what are you doing in my head?'

The voice tutted. 'I'm your best friend Leo, don't you remember?'

Yet another way to ruin a perfect charades party. Unknown people talking in your head.

'I'm not unknown Leo! Come on, you remember me!'

'Um... Come again?'

The voice in my head grew slightly sour and I had to struggle to clear my face of emotion as I had a funny feeling that if I didn't, I might do something stupid and earn myself a one way ticket to the Underworld.

'But Leo, we've known each other forever! I'm your hippo!'

'...I have a hippo?'

'Yes!'

'One that could talk?'

'Yes!'

'...Am I going insane?'

'Yes!'

That pretty much confirmed it. Ever since I first saw Dirt fac- sorry, Gaia, I've been having that tiny suspicion for a while. But now after finding out that I have a hippo in my head... 'I need to get out of here and find a giant godly can opener'

'Can opener?'

'Ask Carter. Apparently it works like magic.'

Sadly, before I could find out whether or not Carter was telling the truth about the can opener or even get a Tylenol, the door of my cabin suddenly burst open and a girl of about 13 burst in with a writers note book and an annoyed look on her face. What the-

'Damn, it's her' The voice now grew slightly panicked. Hm, maybe my hippo was ADHD too. 'Leo, she's going to get my to try to leave you. Your not going to let her right?'

'Hippo?'

'Yes?'

'Shut up please.'

When Percy finally broke the silence, I was relieved to hear an actual voice that wasn't in my head talking. I have to say, his question wasn't very original, but it go the point out there. "Who are you?"

It was at that moment that I realized that the reason that I didn't hear anyone speaking before and was so releived was because no one was speaking then. All of them, even the gods had just been standing there with a dazed look on their face while the Hippo and I talked. Seriously, talking hippos, giant group space outs, what was going on?

'It's 'cause the author was too lazy that she didn't include what the others were doing because she was so focused on your POV. Oh yeah, ' The voice added, 'Don't call me hippo. It's Miradadodelashifaqualiadexious if you don't mind'

'Again, Mira-Mary-Sue-Name-Hippo, shut up'

"I've made a mistake" The girl suddenly said, still looking slightly annoyed. "Man this story got messed up. Gods everywhere, Leo on a sugar high-"

"Okay Ms. Author lady" Annabeth interrupted, glaring at the girl with a 'Oh no you didn't' look on her face. "Really, stop breaking the forth wall and making us OOC. It's making me sick."

"I know," The girl, the author answered, the look of annoyance fading fast as she realized that A) she was in the company of gods and B) they looked really mad. "I ,um, did put this story under parody for a reason though and the fans would really like to see more humor so I figured..."

Whatever she figured, she didn't say as Annabeth's bronze knife emerged. Instead, she just stammered; "I'm going to fix all this so you guys don't start another giant battle. Um, gods, forget about everything, go back to your domains, Campers, be in character again, and um, Hippo? Get out of Leo's head. He's crazy enough already."

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' That was presumably the hippo as it and the gods vanished. Could've been Hades though.

"See? Told you I'd fix it." The girl looked slightly smug now but she sighed as she said the next bit. "Not sure how the readers are going to react to this though. Anyhow, see ya!" With that, the girl disappeared.

I personally didn't know what to say at this situation and the other campers looked equally stunned at the amount of randomness, forth-wall breaking and crazy talk that had just happened. There was another long silence then finally-

"Well, I guess it's still my turn. I'll go get a slip then." The daughter of Athena stood up, and Percy looked shocked.

"Geez Annabeth, I thought you didn't like this game. Or OOC-ness. Or this story for this matter."

"Well, we've got to keep this story alive don't we?" She said with a mysterious smile.

What is this world coming to?

Ah... Poor Leo XD Told you this chapter would be random. ;) Don't worry though, the next few chapters they'll be right back to normal. I just figured that, after 4 entire long chapters of charades, they're ADHD must be killing them so I figured some randomness would be perfect.

Still accepting suggestions, can't wait to see what you guys can think up, and oh! Cookies for everyone! XD

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