By Old Fiat
This chapter guest written by N-PDC (62), FR. (Nord Pas-De-Calais, France)
Existence 13- Kiyosumi Sengoku
Hello! My name's Kiyosumi Sengoku… er… yeh. I go to Yamabuki Junior high and it's okay. My home life is rather confusing and that's about it.
What? I'm supposed to drag this out for at least 100 words? What the hell is that! Whatev, here:
My Family:
Okay so, like, I have a pretty normallish family all right? My mum is from Yorkshire and my dad is from Kyoto… that's not that normal but practically everything else is. Mum is really sweet and nice and the ultimate house-wife. When I get home she takes my jacket and stuff and puts it away, makes me eats something, makes me do my homework and then she lets me play video games.
Okay, yeh, note that I said 'makes' me eat. That's because I have an eating disorder. I know it's not as common among dudes but it's true. I just can't stand eating, especially meat, which my dad loves. Sometimes I just won't eat and I usually get in trouble for that, or I just can't bear to swallow it and throw it all up later. I really don't like being like this but I always have. My mum gets really freaked out about it and is always sending me to the doctor, whom I hate, where he tells me that I'm in perfect condition and don't need to hurl to make myself look good. Fool. Then he gives… oh, I'll put this under a different section.
Dad- dad is okay, he's like rather normal. He's really into Footy and Curling and we go to games every now and then. He owns a quite good restaurant (no, he's not a cook, he knows nothing about food, he just knows business and saw a good opening in the market, and took it). We go out every now-and-then. Usually he hosts quite rich people there, like one time we had the Duke of York and Junichiro Koizumi on the same night! I am serious! And I got to shake their hands and everything!
My elder brother- Iain is a pretty good guy I guess, he likes do party a lot and drink which mum can't stand. He's engaged to be married to the foxiest lady I've ever laid eyes upon. Though she really acts terribly, she's always flirting with his friends and stuff, which makes me really mad. So one time I tried to stop her and she said really awful stuff to me.
My elder sister- Kishi's nice. She likes ballet a lot, which I think is boring and gay. She always gets mad at me because I say 'gay' as opposed to 'homosexual.' Probably because all her friends are gay (I suspect) or on the road to it. She has this stupid boyfriend who treats me like I'm five. But he respects her so whatev.
My younger brother- Josef and I are so close it's weird! We are like best friends, he's so understanding and kind to me. I hope we're always like this. He doesn't like tennis as much as me though, but he appreciates the sport. He's more into ruggers (rugby), which is a cool sport I guess.
My problems and my life:
My eating disorder basically rules my life so I may as well talk mostly about this. I left off talking about the doctor. So he like prescribes me this medicine, which totally screws up my hormones and does nothing for my eating disorder. All my friends (and enemies) talk about is how girl crazy and sleazy I can be sometimes. I can't help it damnit! It's this stupid medicine…
Anyway, on my tennis team there is this psycho called 'Jin Akutsu' and he is like really creepy. When I first came on the team he kept threatening to kill me for being so fruity (ahem! Are we talking about the same Kiyosumi here?) and stuff. And then he joined the team and I was like 'what the hell?' but I'm just guessing it was Banda-san being creepy… as usual. Also there's this fruit bat (my sis is killing me now, lolz) called Taichi Dan… he's always following Jin everywhere. So one time, Jin like took him into the wc and beat him so hard that he was bleeding from his ears (don't ask me how, it just happened). So I was like 'Oh my God! What the hell do you think you're doing?' and he just knee'd me, which had me waddling for days. Anyway, he's a freak.
I HAD a girlfriend, she was like totally hott but then I started acting stupid (seriously, it is my medication) and so she got all freaked out and called it off. Now she's dating someone else and it really hurts me to see her so happy with another guy… anyway… laterz. –Kiyosumi S
Wao! 759 words! I win!
Ici est Old Fiat Nord France!
Here's old fiat north france!
J'espaire t'aime ma fic. Je essaie (epelle? Je ne sais pas..) tros fort pour ça.
I hope you like my fic. I work really hard on it.
Okay, I shall stop with the French now. It was very fun to write a chapter for OF SI's fic. I tried to draw it out as long as I could and relish it. By the way, I do not have an eating disorder, nor do I know any person who does. I do think I wrote it fairly well though. I hope I'll be privelaged enough to write under OF SI again.
France should have won the world cup, please don't get mad at me, it's just my opinion. :) Please review.
-Old Fiat Nord Pas-De-Calais, France.
Hiya! That was Old fiat n. Fr. If you want to read anymore of her fics she wrote 'Top of the World'. Please beg her to update 'cause I want to know what happens next!
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-Old Fiat s. Italy
Next chapter is Shinji.