My Life
Old Fiat
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Existence seventeen: Shinya
Umm… At least 100 words…
Okay, I guess I'll first explain what people are consistently making fun of: my lips.
Yeah, I know they look like duck lips. I was born with a hair lip and when they fixed it the doctor messed up a bit. So now I have these enormous lips with are totally out of proportion with my face.
Oh wait- we're supposed to talk about our families too? Um… okay… I live with my parents, grandparents and little sister.
My little sister is eleven. When she was little she loved princesses, ponies and the like so at her sixth birthday party (themed Fairy-princess) I had to join in with all her tiny friends and had to be a 'fairy'. Mum- of course- took a photo of me in a tutu and holding a little wand. I hate that photo and –of course- mum sent it to all our relatives. Damn photo. Akira (my little sister) is a brat, she tattles all the time and since she's littler can kick me in the shins all she wants but I'm not aloud to give her a good whack or else she tells mom.
Mum works in a maid for- as much as I hate to admit it- Atobe Keigo. It's like come on! Couldn't she get a job for some one else! Bad luck… she says he's a total brat, like, oh yeah, I didn't know that mum.
Dad works as a bicycle engineer. He says it's that job he's wanted since he was five. (Personally, when I was five I wanted to be the prime-minister, but we won't talk about that.) He used to do tennis in high school and got me a coach when I was seven.
My Grandma is a teacher for a high school. She says if she could she would help every single one of her students become what they wanted, but nine months isn't enough. I say it is. Ugh…
My Grandpa used to be pro-tennis. He usually ends up giving me extra lessons; he used to do it after I had one from my tennis teacher. He would take me over to the park and hit loads of different shots at me until I was exhausted.
385 words…
Um… I guess that's it… maybe? I dunno…
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Ummm… Okay, that was short, but you never really get that much info on the St. Rudolph guys and plus I don't like Shinya very much. :Whispers: Duck lips:
Shinya: I just explained that! See above you 'tard!
Me: Shut up! I was kidding!
:Shinya walks off:
To Ahotep:
Most people tend to like to have a good long rant about their families. I do… sometimes.
Love, Old Fiat
By the way people! I did extensive research on this chapter! Basically extensive research is me asking my sister about hair lips and then google imaging it. Yeah… I'm lazy.
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-Old Fiat s. Italy
Next chapter is Atsushi.