My Life

(Guest written by old fiat (nfr) again I am very happy to be writing a bit of this cool story again, please review I do enjoy them. :).

Existence 20: Sakaki Tarou

100 words minimum about myself; why must that ridiculous team waste so much of my time goofing off and making me do stupid things like this? Oh, well.

I supposed I ought to organise this… that's what the slimy brat looking over my shoulder is saying. (Yes, I do indeed mean you Keigo, so bugger off will you? Thanks).

Hyotei Gakuen- the tennis club, my teaching position, and my history with the school.

I used to go to Hyotei when I was in secondary school. Back then it was privately owned and they were firm believers in the use of the cane as a correction method. My father was also a very firm believer in the cane… but that's another matter. Anyway, I was on the tennis club then as well. We didn't have nearly as many members… I think about 82 or something. The school became a state school when I was in university.

The current tennis club consists of something around 200 students. Only a few are good enough to be starters… isn't that pathetic? The ones that are my starters are quite good though you know—but quite annoying. Atobe, the Captain, is such a twit. All he does is wander around showing off. I don't believe in the cane for anyone else but sometimes I think he could do with a good thrashing… quite.

I also teach music at Hyotei which is quite fun you know. I enjoy it quite a lot. Some of my students are brats but who gives a damn about them anyway?

My Private Life- the place, the car, the lady, the dog, the boy, and the stuff.

I have a quite comfortable life really. I live in a very posh flat and have a nice big place in the country. I drive an Alfa Romeo 1988 Spider, which is wonderful. I drive it everywhere… it's perfect. I'm married to a girl I met when I was in university in Dublin (Trinity Dublin). She was 17 when we got married and I was 24. She's still as beautiful as she was then… if not more so. We have a son together, Rupert, who was born in Dublin and we moved (back for me) to Japan when he was a year old. Rupert went through the Hyotei system (sans caning) and is going to a good university. He was never very interested in tennis, even though he showed superior skills at it. He preferred cricket, so that's what he does. I understand that, tennis at Hyotei was much too competitive for him, he's very laid back you know. I have a dog, it's a Papillion (yes, I know that damned spawn of Fuji has one too but I don't care and his died) named Quetzalcoatl, very cute indeed.

It's rather difficult though to follow the 'social class', which I belong to, though. I have to go to all these damn parties with Atobe's ('our son says you're a marvelous coach!' 'does he now?') the Fuji's ('I say, what hair cream do you use? I'll be damned to hell if that's not whale oil!' 'it's not' 'oh') and other assorted unpleasant people. Anyway, I do believe I've exceeded the 100 minimum words so… yes… toodles.

Old fiat (nfr): I am very happy to get to write another chapter for SI. Quite good and all that. Please review!

-Old Fiat nfr.

Aw! Sweet! Great job OFNFR. Sweet….

Yah, anyway, I will be having a competition on who can do the chapter of Haginosuke Taki of Hyotei Gakuen. Please send your chapters to me through private message on my profile. 100 words at least and please have all sent in as soon as possible (please really soon!) and I will continue writing others! Thanks and please submit and review! The chapter must be rated K or K+ and please no shonen ai or swearing about OFNFRs standards set for K+ (damn, bastard, that's about it 'kay?). But you may swear in another languages… but not really strongly all right? Merde is accepted and Kuso, &c. Please leave reviews and have fun writing!

-Old Fiat s. Italy

Next chapter is Nanjiro Echizen XD!