My Life

Old Fiat

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Existence twenty-three: Tomoko

Hi! My name is Tomoko Osakada! I go to Seishun Gakuen (Seigaku!) and I'm in seventh grade. I live with my dad, Kyo Osakada; my mum, Kishi Osakada and my two little brothers, Ko and Go.

I am the president of Ryoma Echizen-sama's fan club/cheering squad. My best friend is Sakuno Ryuzaki, she is the Vice President.

I really like tennis and I admire Ryoma a lot for his superiour skills in the sport (plus he's hott! lol). Ryoma's super cute but here's a list of the other people that are cute:

(Ryoma is obviously like, idk, five hundred time cuter than the rest of these people, but whatever)

The entire Seigaku team with the exceptions of Kaoru Kaido and Takashi Kawamura.

Kaoru Kaido is just weird, he's always staring at me when I'm cheering for Ryoma like it's a crime or something… total freak! I mean come-on, there's a reason he doesn't have any friends! He gives people like freaky stares, he hisses at people (nobody thinks that's sexy snake boy!), and he sweats a lot. One time I had to sit next to him in the auditorium for a play that everyone went to see and he kept giving me these nasty looks and sweating and I was just like 'okay…' and then he leaned over in the middle of the play and whispered this:

'You know Ryoma doesn't like you…right?'

And so I slapped him really hard on the face (so I left a handprint! Tee Hee) and ran out of the auditorium so I wouldn't have to sit next to that freak. Geez.

The reason I don't like Kawamura is because he is:

1. Hairier than anyone else on the team. Ew.

2. Yells 'Burning' when he's holding a racquet… totally UNsexy.

3. Way too timid normally.

4. Has trouble expressing his feelings.

Example of the last one: he tried to ask Sakuno out. We had no idea he even liked her! Geez. So of course I told him that she loves Ryoma-sama and only Ryoma-sama and could not possibly even contemplate going out with him. He just said 'oh, okay,' and walked off.

Without those two it would be like the sexiest team ever!

People from opposing teams who are kind of hott:

3. Kamio Akira.

2. Lucky Sengoku.

1. Keigo Atobe.

Kamio is like, really cute, until he does that stupid 'I'm in the rhythm' thing and that's just embarrassing. Also I like the way he admires his captain, very loyal, though kind of fruity if you ask me. Haha.

Lucky Sengoku… awwww! He's so funny! And energetic! Though I really must say I'd hate to be stuck in a room with him alone because he seems rather leacherous and everytime I'm within eyesight he's looking at my butt… or my boobs… either way it's creepy. And he stands around watching the girls team at our school occasionally muttering things like 'mmm, yes, yes,' or 'show us more!' …ew.

And there is Atobe… totally for money's sake. He thinks that he's a god or something… really. He has that weird slave with him all the time who is a second year but is like way bigger than him, which is a bad decision appearance wise for Atobe because it makes him look like a scrawny midget! Ha ha! Also he seems rather corrupt and like he has the whole team in the palm of his hand… though I don't think he does… I think Sakuno said that creepy coach is the puppet master. Anyway, he's rich and I like MONEY!

Anyway, none of these other people even compare to Ryoma-sama! He is so cool and sexy! I hope some day I can marry Ryoma and maybe Sakuno can marry Tezuka or Fuji… though Fuji is… somewhat disturbed. He's smiling all the time and when I first met him I thought he was really happy all the time but one time he was explaining the game to Horio, Katchiro, Katsuo, and I and someone got hit with a ball in the jaw and he laughed. When H, K, K, and I asked him why he was laughing he just said: 'Didn't you see? That man got hit in the jaw with the ball… look at him… bruise,' then he took this sharp inhale of air and returned to explaining the game. So yeah, I'd be worried about Sakuno's physical health if she married Fuji because he likes to see people suffer and I think he's kind of manipulative. One time I was standing there and he hinted to someone else that he'd like a soda so I said I'd go get him one and when I was walking off I heard him say quietly 'score!' which is weird.

Wow! I typed loads! Hehehehheheheheheheheheheeehe! Sorry! I talk way too much! Haha bye! Oh yeah, GO RYOMA-SAMA!

-Tomoka Osakada

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Gah! I hate that stupid girl…

Yeah, I had to get OFnFR to write this chapter 'cause I was, like, brain dead in the ideas department. So yeah. Thank you!

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-Old Fiat s. Italy

Next chapter is Gakuto.