Author's note: This might be out of character, but it was just too funny not to write.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Aoba
"Why does everybody always glare at me?" eight year old Naruto asked his current guardian, Yamashiro Aoba. "It makes no sense. I've never hurt them, I never pranked them, I don't even know most of them, so why do they hate me?"
"Don't mind them," the jounin replied. "They're prejudiced. Just because you have the Kyuubi sealed inside you is no reason to..."
"I have the Kyuubi sealed inside me?" Naruto interrupted. Aoba paled as he realized he had said too much. "But I thought the Yondaime killed it."
"No. Your father..." the jounin bit his tongue as he realized he did it again.
"My father?" Naruto questioned. Aoba groaned. He was going to have a hard time talking his way out of this. Especially considering his tendency to let sensitive information slip.
And so Aoba was removed from his position as Naruto's caretaker. He was also never allowed near any classified information again.