My Life
Old Fiat
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Existence Twenty-Four: Gakuto
Eh… couldn't I just lie for this? Am I aloud to do that? No? Damn…
If I was aloud to lie for this I would probably say that I'm a tall, handsome model-guy, who is surrounded by girls, grew up in suburbia with at least a billion friends, a ton of siblings and a pair of loving parents who hugged me and kissed me all the time. But since I'm not aloud to lie…
I live in 'the funny farm' as it is called around here. It's a private housing district which is really called 'Oakwood housing area'. A.K.A. Every insane rich person lives here. The Atobes, the Momoshiros, the Sakakis (yes… those Sakakis), you know, those kinds of people.
My house is way too big for my family, which consists of me, my mom and my dad. So we have a huge house for only three people.
My parents have this really weird idea of how to raise children. They always want me to be a 'sensible young man', oh yeah? I'd be fine with that! If they haven't been doing it since I was, like, two! It's just… ugh… I'm not aloud to wear casual clothes. Casual for Atobe-kun is a pair of shorts, no shirt and flip-flops or his old tennis shoes (they smell rather like vinegar); for Yuushi it's a t-shirt, his weird, creepily worn-out jeans and usually no shoes; for me it's a white, button-up shirt, nice shorts or pants and nice (sensible) shoes. Those evil kind, that pinch your toes and by the time you get into bed you're limping. If you don't know what it's like, well, it's like having your feet bound.
Another thing my parents do to try and make me a 'nice, sensible young man' is I must be seen, not heard. How the hell that's supposed to make me a nsym (nice sensible young man) is beyond me.
But the worst of all of them is the one they've been doing the longest:
Don't touch the baby.
I used to not understand it. I would see other kids getting hugged by their parents, while I was stonily ignored. I would get hugged when I would go over to certain people's houses and my parents would get mad at whoever hugged me. My mother was worse than my father. She wouldn't even touch me, while he would do things like give me a slight push forward when introducing me. It was like I had some weird virus or something to her.
What's really sad is once, I had just won a tennis match with Yuushi. I saw, like, everyone of his huge family give him a hug and stuff.
My parents were watching and I walked up to them and I was like, "See how well I did?" and my dad was like, "Yes, you did quite well. Now go get changed, we have to get to the operetta."
So I walked off to the changing room, walked up to Coach Sakaki- who was in the locker rooms- and I just said "Will you hug me?" It was lucky no one else was there. They were all talking to their families. Coach Sakaki just leaned down, looked me straight in the eye and said "Do you want me to be arrested?"
After a while of asking I finally got him to hug me. It was so warm. I wonder if he had a fever or something then because he wasn't at school the next day.
But, anyway...
What's really annoying is the fact that I got none of my parents' genes. Dad is, like, 6'2" and my mom is 5'9". I guess I'm just more like Grandma. She's the only person who hugs me and she's like, 4'11".
But it's so annoying! Because this girl from Denmark came to our school and she was like six feet tall! I thought she was so pretty and I really liked her. Like, like-liked her. And I tried to ask her out and Atobe-kun heard. You know what he did? He walked over and said, "You don't want to go out with that little boy, how about me instead?" and she was like, "Okay." I got so mad.
I think that's all. Thank you.
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Hello! I spy a new chapter! Two new chapters! Whohoo! Uh... yeah...
I hope you liked this chapter. I finally started w/ the Hyotei guys! Incredible! Bonstedible! Anyway... Sorry if this chapter is OOC-ish. I know very little about Hyotei and even littler about Gakuto. So, sorry!
Reviews...?
-Old Fiat
Next chapter Taki Haginosuke.