My Life
Old Fiat
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Existence Twenty-Six: Yuushi
My life, like Fuji's... is pretty normal. Just a few things off about it.
I shall make a list of all the things I will explain throughout this period:
1 My Family
2 My Friends
3 My Hobbies
Here we go:
1: My Family:
My family consists of 14 people (including me). My father, my mother, my three older brothers, my older sister, my six little brothers and my little sister. Our house is constantly refered to as 'Headache Manor' because everyone in my family plays, like, a dozen instraments and everyone is practicing at the same time, all the time. Including my mum and dad and me. Our family is a big musical family, as you could probably tell. My dad is a concert violinist, but he can play a ton of instrments. My mom used to just do music as a hobby and was a pro tennis player, but went full out musician when she got married to dad. So yeah...
As you can tell my family is really strange.
2: My Friends:
My best friend ever is probably Gakuto. Even though he's really weird and has terrible taste in music. (Beyonce? Honestly...) His hair is so lame (what's with the pointy fringe?) and he is so pasty. Plus he's all of, what- 4 feet tall? So one time we went over to my house and my mom was like, "Thank you for picking up your little sister from school, Yuushi." and we just both kind of looked at her until she figured it out. She apologized and all that but... still, I laugh about it sometimes. Which is strange, because I hate laughing. My laugh is so lame sounding so I always try not to, but let's bet back on topic here.
My friend-who-is-not-really-my-friend is probably Atobe. He is so lame. Lamer than Gakuto. I mean, though all of elemetary school and half of seventh grade he could not figure out that you have to ZIP your zipper. So in one of the class photos I think you can see his rocket ship underpants. Ha ha. I finally got him to learn. Everytime he had his fly down during break, I would pour sand in his underpants. He he. He finally understood no one wants to see that much of 'Ore-sama'. And if I hadn't done that Sakaki-sensei would've punished him for flashing the underclassmen. He punished Hiyoshi for that once. Tee hee.
3: My Hobbies:
People always say it's weird that I like to watch romance films, I HAVE NO CLUE WHY! They are fun to watch because I always watch them with my older sister. And she always makes this huge vat of popcorn and we just have a big film fest. Those are so much fun. Besides the guys in those films are always so ho- BAD THOUGHTS! Anyway. The girls in those films are usually so hot. Disreguard.
I suppose my music counts as a hobby too. I play flute, piano, violin, chello, saxophone ( --but I don't like it), clarinet, oboe and trumpet. I'm quite good at playing music (if I do say so myself) but I have this really bad case of stagefright that I've never been able to quite shake off, that's why I usually do orchestra, that way if I make a mistake (which I just know I will) there are a bunch of people to cover it up for me.
Once though, Atobe-kun had this bet going with Fuji Shusuke to make me sing, on stage in front of a good quarter of Hyotei Gakuen. Do you know what they made me sing? 'Lipstick' by Alesha. Why did they make me sing rubbish? But I got so nervous I took off my glasses so I wouldn't have to see everyone, but I still was completely terrified. Midway through the song I just threw up.It was disgusting. And so humiliating. Come on, I threw up in front of a quarter of the school! It was so totally lame.
Then I got punished for humiliating the tennis team.
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I guess this is it. Bye. Hey. Hey! Atobe stop poking me and zip up your fly! Do you want sand? What? No. I'm not going to write about Yoko. GO AWAY!
Yoko is my girlfriend. She is in orchestra too.
Go away Atobe!
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There is Oshitari. It's finished! Not the story, but the chapter... yeah... I'll be getting more Hyotei dirt... sometime... soon hopefully.
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Next chapter is Shishido.