My Life
Old Fiat
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Existence twenty-seven: Shishido Ryo
This has got to be the absolute WORST idea Atobe has ever had to 'bring the team together'… this and that time he made us play in high heels. 100 words… I doubt I can write 50 about my life but whatever, I'll do it anyway or Sakaki says I'm off the regulars… again.
My School: Hyotei Gakuen is a very big school where all the bratty rich kids in Tokyo go. I am not rich; I'm like the only one on the regulars who isn't rich, other than Kabaji but who really cares about him anyway? So like I was saying, Hyotei's full of rich snobs like Atobe. He the biggest one though. It's a good school and if I was some weird rich grown-up I'd probably send my kid here too. But paying for it's difficult. My family aren't wealthy, like I said, and they have to work all the time to pay for me to go here. That's why- oh wait, getting ahead of myself here. Back to school: I've an average student, my grades usually run about 80-90 percent, which is necessary because anything lower and you're off the team. Geez.
My Friends: My Hyotei friends really only consist of Chotaro-kun, my doubles partner, and Satoshi-kun from the basketball team. Most of my other friends go to NORMAL schools. I'm not friends with Atobe but he lets me hang out with his 'gang' (group of incredibly rich snobs, Kabaji, and the rest of the regulars), which is good for my social standing. My best friend is probably Chotaro-kun, he's a really really nice guy. He always gives you the benefit of the doubt and never thinks of himself. I'm worried about him though because he does get teased, mainly for being so bloody polite, but that's not the main problem. What I'm really worried about is him getting used. Because he's so nice to everyone he gets used a lot, like just so people can get him to buy them stuff, and just so that they can get to Atobe. It's happened several times and it always really hurts him but he gets over it and forgives them… even if they didn't say they were sorry.
My Family: My family is not particularly rich. We're not poor though, just not rich. Kind of middle class I guess but more working class. It's tough going to Hyotei when you're working class though (upper-working class mind you) because Atobe will always say 'Isn't that precious!' when you say something like 'I have to go home and help Grandmother with supper.' I live with my Grandparents because my parents have to work all the time and in different places so that they can pay for my education. Dad works in Denmark as an Architect and Mum works in St. Petersburg for a Shipping Company. I don't get to see them that often but when I do it's pretty cool. I also have an older sister and younger brother. My older sister is very attractive which makes it difficult to have 'friends' like 'ore-sama' visit because he is under the illusion that he is the god of love's gift to women. Women think this is cute, I think it's embarrassing and says a lot about the god of love's taste. My younger brother is about twelve; he plays soccer and also goes to Hyotei. He always tries to do everything I do, but he sucks at tennis so he went out for soccer instead. He's actually quite good at it. But… um yeah…
Oh yeah, and my sister had a kid when she was like, what? 16? That hurt. Her boyfriend just walked away, saying it was her problem. I totally wanted to kill him-- she cried for weeks after he broke up with her but when she had the baby she started to get happier. It's so freaking cute, it kind of makes me mad. But not really.
My Social Life: I had a girlfriend; she dumped me for Chotaro, who she then dumped for Atobe who then dumped her because he got betrothed (his excuse when he doesn't want a girl). That was really annoying, especially because she kept telling me that Chotaro was such a great person and I'll never be half the man he is. Then when she dumped Chotaro she told him that she was just dating him to get to Atobe. When Atobe dumped her she got all furious and then Atobe laughed at her and that really put her in her place. Ha.
I get invited to a lot of crazy rich people parties because I'm one of Atobe's regulars. I hate going to these parties though. Chotaro's always there so that's good. But it's basically a bunch of people who don't know who I am talking about the weather. When they're not talking about the weather, they're talking in some other language which I think Atobe called 'Vlaams'? whatever that is.
That's one type of party that I get invited to. Then there are the 'we're young! We're hott! let's get drunk and do something stupid!' ones. Those are kind of fun until Atobe gets really drunk and throws up on you or something. Then says you were blessed with his vomit… yuck. Some of the other people at those parties are kind of fun though.
My Life (rounding up): All-in-all, I have a very good reason to be, as Atobe calls it, 'more pissed than the most pissed-pisser at the pissoir'. But I'm not that angry all the time…
900+ words? I rock!
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READ THIS AUTHOR'S NOTE! AT LEAST THIS BIT ANYWAY!
I'm running out of characters fast and I was thinking of doing sequels to some past chapters I did. Like, Taka, or Fuji… People like that.
Okay if you don't want to read this anymore you can stop. Just tell me if you want me to do that or not.
Lol, I think Shishido sucks personally, but he has a pretty high opinion of himself judging by this chapter I wrote. Well, actually, I wrote almost none of this chapter. Mainly it was written by OFnFR. Go them! Thank you for destroying my stupid writer's block which has been stalking me for a while.
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Next chapter is Jiro.