My Life
Old Fiat
Thank you to Ahotep for letting me borrow her idea for Jiro in her story "Inui's Interviews"! Thank you! You're a peach! Try and talk her into starting it up again!!!
-OFsI
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Existence twenty-eight: Jiro
This is like an essay, right? Ghawd, how dull. I'm supposed to stay awake? How sucky.
Okay… 100 words… how many have I done yet? Damn, 25. Let's see… I live with my mummy and daddy and my big brother and little sister, though she's not so little. Like, two inches taller than me…
Anyway (this is boring), I live in Oakwood Housing Area. It's a pretty cool place to live. My family lives in, like, the smallest house there and it isn't even that small! It's pretty damn big if you look at Kabaji's place. Though… Kabaji's place is puny. So… does it still count?
Also! I wouldn't be so tired all the time if my bloody STUPID doctor would stop giving me this idiotic medication. I always have to not take any of it the day I'm going to have a tennis match.
Wait—maybe I should say what the medication is for…
Well, I'm apparently "hyper-active". Which is, like, a super smart person's word for… I dunno, someone having FUN?? God… Way to be and idiot man, I'm SOOO not hyper-active… well maybe a little… BUT NOT THAT MUCH!!!!
Phooo… I hate the doctor. I hate taking my medicine. It makes me cry I that I need so many drugs to be the prescribed version of normal.
I wish I was normal, I can't help being like this. When I was too little to handle the medication, I had this helper. A helper stands around with you at school and at the park and stuff to make sure you don't get too wild or anything. Mine's name was Yuri. Yuri was this really lady who always spoke softly and if I got rowdy would just whisper "Calm down."
Actually, I think I'm still too small for my medicine. If it makes me sleep all the time then I'm OBVIOUSLY too small for it! Way to screw up my life.
I guess I'm done. 386!!! Sweet!
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Done with this chapter!!! I'm sorry this has taken so long!!!! Bye!
-Old Fiat s. Italy
Next chapter is Kabaji.