Chapter 2!
Oh and italics means they are in the confessional, got it?
Everyone teleported onto a blue platform with a "Matrix" background, the only things there were a few doors and 4 tiny cabins.
The contestants, Chris, Chef and the cameramen all made it through unscathed.
"Are we there yet?" asked Marcus.
"Oh God! Are we still alive! Is this heaven?" panicked Carolyn.
"Relax, we're all fine," said Chris.
"Uhhh...most of us," said Mike, pointing to the intern with a shocked face.
Everyone looked at the intern with horrified faces.
"What?" said the intern.
"Look in a mirror!" said Stan, not quite sure how to break it to him.
"Take mine!" said Amber.
The intern took the mirror and screamed in horror, he had three eyes!
"Can I poke it?" said Gregory poking the eye with a stick.
"That was always there, you can't prove anything!" said Chris.
Everyone looked at him.
"Anyway...let me explain the rules of the show!" said Chris.
"So basically, we will travel to a different game dimension for each challenge, and when you win a challenge, your team gets 200 Chris coins!" said Chris.
Chris pointed to a large spinning coin with Chris
"What are coins for? asked Destinee.
"I was getting to that, shutup," said Chris annoyed.
"Coins are for upgrading your cabins! See that door over there marked Store? It's the store," said Chris.
"Oh really? I thought it was the bathroom," said Gregory sarcastically.
"Be quiet ok?" said Chris.
"Honestly, kids these days," Chris said to himself.
"Anyway, the winning team can deposit these Chris coins to buy better beds, bigger cabin, TV's and gourmet food!" said Chris.
"Do they sell combat knifes? My one is a little rusty," said Leon.
"Uhhhh...I don't think so," said Chris.
"Moving on, the losing team will come to the memory card area where I will hand you controllers, whoever doesn't get a controller will delete their save, which will teleport them to the TDWT plane, where they will have to jump out and land beside the Lame-ousine, which will drive them to Wawanakwa, where they will board the boat of losers in the most eliminate-ee elimination EVER! MWUHAHAHAHA!" shouted Chris.
Chef played a dramatic sting on the piano.
"Is ANY of that true?" asked Sirius.
"Well, only the controller part and the deleting the save thing, it just telelports you onto the boat and it takes you home," said Chris.
"Well that's far less exciting," said Madeline.
"Oh and one last thing, there is one cheat code in every level, take these controllers so you can enter it in if you find it, the cheat code will be on a piece of paper," said Chris.
"Oh yeah and that door over there is the confessional, it works like the one from the past 3 series," said Chris, "Oh and before the 1st challenge, I think we should go have some dinner, mash potato, gravy and roast chicken anyone?"
Everyone nodded.
"Chicken, Is it boneless? You can choke on bones, I nearly choked on a Snickers once..." said Tony.
"That's great Tony, oh yeah, and the chicken is just for me, oops!" said Chris.
Everyone looked at him evilly, except Tori
"Oh I was busy reading my tarot cards, are we staring evilly at someone?" asked Tori.
"Yup," said Amber.
"Ooooh, I love doing that," said Tori, then she joined in.
*At the Cafeteria*
"What is this?" asked Chris"tina".
"Fried Goomba and leg of Grunt!" shouted Chef.
"Well me and Oblio don't like it!" said Chris"tina".
"Oblio? The dude-chick's got an imaginary friend," said Mike, teasing "her".
"Oblio isn't imaginary, he's right here!" said Chris"tina" pulling out an Oblio doll from Dance Central "And don't call me DUDE-CHICK!"
"Whatever," said Mike.
Good Chris was inspecting his food.
"What are you doing?" said Eddie.
"Since I'm not planning on eating this, I thought I could see the anatomy of a grunt and goomba," said Good Chris.
Candice walked over to Adrionos.
"Hey how you doing?" said Candice.
Adrionos' parents said he had to socialise, so he replied back with "Hey."
"So...do you wanna make an alliance, cus a girl like me can't take care of myself," said Candice.
"I'll think about it," said Adrionos, who got up and walked away.
"Damn!" Candice thought to herself, "He ain't falling for my tricks."
Everyone left the cafeteria with their plates clean(yeah right!).
"Before I announce the 1st challenge and the teams you can all go to the confessional," said Chris.
Brendan:That was a close call with Eddie, I could hire Leon if I didn't have to pay him money...
Candice: I'll get him soon...
Chris"tina": I don't understand why so many people think i'm a dude! Do you think i'm a dude Oblio? * makes the doll talk* of course not, my sweet. i think you are a beautiful young woman! thanks Oblio! *kisses the doll on the cheek* See? If Oblio says i'm a girl, all of you will too! so i don't want people calling me a dude.
Vanessa: *Cleaning her bloody knife* I'm not here for mess. For alliances or nothing. I am here to be a French-American girl who just wants to win. And if they do get in my way, *hold knife to camera* THIS... Will be by them when they sleep.
Madeline:*Madeline taking in deep breaths* That was horibble the guy next to me kept on leaning on me. Anyway the people seem cool here Allen really is. I don't think he got the hint but he will...someday. James and Hola could be good friends. Everyone is probley wondering why a jock plays veido games. Well better head back who knows what Chris will do. No not Good Chris or Christina...AHHHHH! Too many Chris' it is just like the time when we had Jake Wright, Jake Thompsons, and Jake Stien.
Tori: I see cracked aura in Candice, hmmmm...
Reese: As long as I have fun doing in the challenge!
Saria:* peeved* How could he think Zelda sucks! Zelda, Earthbound series and verything else from Nintendo rocks!" She takes deep breaths. "Nintendo actually puts SOUL into their games unlike other video game companies...She takes more deep breaths Oh and Konami.. And sometimes Sega.. She hugs her Wind waker Link plushie and rambles on about Nintendo and Solid Snake.
Leon:So here ve are, in another round of money making scheme. For me at least. By the way, did anyone see that Vanessa chick, seems pretty hot. She might not look much at me. But as my brother's Comrade said, you can't force someone in love with you, but you can improve your odds. Heh
"Ok you all done? Great, we can move on to teams," said Chris.
"Stan, Gregory, Madeline, Allen, Marcus, Vanessa, Tori, Mike, Sirius, Destinee, Reese and Eddie," said Chris, "You are the mega-mushrooms!"
"Hey! I wanna be a mega-mushroom!" said Saria.
Gregory stared at Stan, "Dammit why am I on his team?"
"Relax Greg, we're gonna get him good," said Mike.
"Leon, Brendan, Candice, Adrionos, Amber, Alexandra, James, Carolyn, Saria, Tony, Chris"tina" and Good Chris," said Chris, "You are the Hungry Tarkatans!"
Amber walked over to Carolyn and said "Oh my god we should totally be friends!"
"Totally!" said Carolyn.
"We should ALL be gal pals!" said Chris"tina".
"Ummmmm...okay," said Carolyn.
"Too...weird," said Alex.
"How would you like to do the 1st challenge?," said Chris.
"Actually, we don't really care," said Mike.
"We're doing it anyway, everyone hold on," said Chris.
The cast, the crew and the three-eyed intern all grabbed on.
They all teleported into a city.
"Welcome to Liberty City!" said Chris.
"Wait? From the Grand Theft Auto game? What are we gonna do here?" asked Saria.
"Survive," said Chris.
"Doesn't sound too hard," said Stan.
All of a sudden, a bullet flew through the three-eyed interns head and he fell to the floor.
Everyone gasped.
"Don't worry, the pain-o-meter on the device is set very low, so a bullet will feel like a prick, I'm so kind to you," said Chris.
Chris, Chef and the crew held on to eachother and Chris pressed a button titled "spectator mode" and they all teleported to a bubble floating above everyone.
"Oh yeah and one more thing, there is 7 stars on," shouted down Chris.
Note: For people who haven't played GTA, the amount of stars on is the amount of police(and army) chasing you, one star is a few police cars and policemen, while 6 stars is the army on your ass, got it?
"But it can only go to 6 stars!" shouted Mike.
"Yeah we kinda hacked it," said Chris, "let it begin," he the pressed a button that said "begin".
All of a sudden, a bullet flew through the three-eyed interns head and he fell to the floor.
Everyone gasped.
"Don't worry, the pain-o-meter on the device is set very low, so a bullet will feel like a prick, I'm so kind to you," said Chris.
Everyone scattered around the city.
*Mike and Gregory*
Mike and Gregory ran to the nearest gun shop.
"We should be safe in here," said Mike.
Gregory got up and took two shotguns, he passed one to Mike and they shot down every cop and soldier that came in.
*Eddie*
Eddie got cornered by 4 police officers ready to arrest him.
"On the ground!" said one of the police officers.
Eddie thought he was out, he was gonna be busted and be the 1st to be eliminated, but then he changed.
"Hello I'm Alucard and I'm going to kill you today," said Alucard, giving a sinister smile.
He ran over and cracked one of their necks, then took his gun and shot the other three dead.
He changed back to normal and looked at the carnage, "What'd I do?"
*Carolyn, Amber and Chris"tina"*
Carolyn, Amber and Chris"tina" were running away, a policeman shot at them and it hit Chris"tina's" doll Oblio.
"OBLIO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" then "she" got shot in the head.
Chris"tina": Dying actually feels nice in this, it's like going to sleep.
Then Chris"tina" spawned in a spectator bubble beside Chris
(Sorry Chris"tina", but someone had to die first, sorry again)
"My feet hurt!" said Amber.
"Then you shoulda wore shoes!" said Carolyn, who then tripped over.
It looked like the end of them, until a car rode in with Alexandra driving and James and Tony in the passenger seats, they drove in leaning out the window with guns shooting at the army and police.
"WOOOOOOO, screw you!" shouted Alex whilst shooting.
James still smiled at how Alex acted.
"Hey guys this reminds me of the time-" said Tony, before he got shot through the heart.
"I think we should turn around," shouted Alexandra, picking off a few more officers before performing a U-turn and picking up Carolyn and Amber.
"No! I want to shoot more!" said Leon as he jumped out of the car and shot loads of people.
*Destinee and Sirius*
Destinee and Sirius were hiding in a bowling alley.
"The police are knocking," said Destinee.
"I know, I know," said Sirius, "Wait! I think I got an idea."
The police bust through the door, they didn't see anyone, they walked up to the counter where you get the bowling shoes.
Sirius and Destinee popped up from behind the counter and hit the policemen with bowling balls, one got knocked out but the other didn't.
"Uh oh, I think the bowling ball I took was too light," said Destinee.
"RUN!" said Sirius as he jumped on the policemen and wrestled him, "I said run Dezzy!"
Destinee ran away while Sirius wrestled the officer, the policeman punched him, but Sirius punched him back, Sirius knocked his head on the ground several times and he was down.
"Phew," said Sirius, he said that too soon.
"You're under arrest," said the other policeman, now conscious, he shot Sirius in the arm and arrested him.
Sirius was in a spectator bubble, "You mean being arrested puts you in a bubble too?"
"Yup, the minute you're cuffed you're put in a bubble," said Chris.
*Madeline, Allen and Vanessa*
"Why are we with that phsyco?" said Allen, pointing to Vanessa sharpening her knife.
"Because being a crazy B*tch phsyco, she can probably fight," said Madeline.
"Uhh...thats a good idea...I think," said Allen nervously.
Then a cop came over and suddenly Vanessa lunged and stabbed him in the throat.
"Easily killed," said Vanessa.
*Mike and Gregory*
Mike and Gregory were holding out in the gunshop, they had plenty of ammo and guns.
"This...is...AWESOME!" said Mike.
Then a smoke grenade came in and filled up the gunshop, Mike and Gregory had to get out, when they did they were surrounded.
"Uh oh," said Mike.
Mike and Gregory ran to a police car and got in it and drove off.
They were being chased by a lot of police cars, they were managing to do good until they reached the edge of the city.
"Look out!" said Mike.
Greg swerved and crashed just before the edge, they crawled out of the car and were cornered.
"We have to jump into the water," said Mike.
"I have a fear of drowning!" said Gregory.
"Oh great," said Mike as he jumped, all of a sudden he was in a spectator bubble.
"What?" asked Mike, "But I can swim."
"Not in GTA," said Chris.
"Dammit," said Mike.
Gregory popped up beside Mike.
"I was arrested," said Gregory, "Just wish my brother wasn't still in it."
Stick around for part 2!